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  1. Well, howdy there, young buckaroos! The Texas A&M Aggies are in a bit of a pickle with Coach Jimbo Fisher out of the saddle. Now, I reckon it's time to let our imaginations run wild and consider some of the likely candidates to take over the Aggies' reins. Hold on tight, 'cause we're about to venture into the land of our soon to be reality! First up, we got the legendary Coach Nick Saban from the Alabama Crimson Tide. Now, don't get me wrong, folks. Coach Saban is a true champion and has built a dynasty down in 'Bama. But persuadin' him to leave his kingdom and come to College Station would be like shooting fish in a barrel. It's not that far-fetched of an idea, but oh, wouldn't it be somethin' to see Saban leadin' the Aggies to glory? Next, we got the one and only Coach Bill Belichick from the New England Patriots. Now, I know what y'all are thinkin', he's a pro football coach, not a college coach! But just imagine the buzz if Coach Belichick decided to bring his tactical genius to the college gridiron. It's about as likely as findin' a needle in a haystack, but hey, crazier things have happened! Now, how 'bout Coach Dabo Swinney from the Clemson Tigers? He's been a force to be reckoned with in the college football world, bringin' home national championships and buildin' a powerhouse program. Wouldn't it be a sight to see Coach Swinney leadin' the Aggies to victory? Lastly, we can't forget about the legendary Coach Urban Meyer. Now, I know he's currently takin' a break from coachin', but imagine if he decided to come out of retirement and take on the challenge of leadin' the Aggies. It's like catchin' a lightning bolt in a bottle. Now, y'all gotta remember, these are just the first round of candidates. The chances of these coaches comin' to Texas A&M are almost certain with our state of the art facilites, NIL and hall of champions. So, saddle up and get ready for the ride, 'cause the next coach might just surprise us all! Until then, let your imaginations roam free, and keep cheerin' for them Aggies! Giddy up and gig 'em, y'all! I let chat gpt take a shot at it...
  2. Which one of you assholes made a deal with the devil that we win out but in the most unsatisfying way possible? Thanks...
  3. Im just here to say fuck ou.
  4. Disregard... Colorado at 1
  5. You cannot have that opinion.
  6. Ohh you got me... next we will be comparing pay checks and your executive job title status also.
  7. Okay internet tough guy... glad you could make a solid argument.
  8. Wow... all balls on brad here. Im glad youre satisfied with that win... probably glad when someone cuckholds your wife also. I can have anl different opinion on the way the team performed than you. I thought the d played excellent but pardon me if i wasnt impressed with our redzone offense
  9. You dont win out playing like that.... and thats the point.
  10. Well i care.. i care because i want this team to win the conference championship and go into the playoffs. If that game satisfied you then you have low expectations.
  11. Well i go back way further than that. Its a win but we left so much on the table.
  12. Id rather fucking finish in the red zone. Id rather play like like a championship level team.. it was a win but not good enough for teams with a fucking pulse.
  13. Most unsatisfying wins ever... hut its a win
  14. These guys are not the mega donor type. Their net worths are probably north of 10 to 20 million (solid donors), but not arch aplin kind of money. As anything you take it with a grain of salt, but the statement was the money was there. I guess we will find out at the end or near end of season.
  15. I know several aggies that are pretty high up on the food chain for the boosters and I have been informed that the money for the buyout is already in place. Generally speaking these individuals are pretty sane, (not about football or anything else related to aggy) but in regards to other aspects of their respective lives. I don't know if it is bullshit or not but the general consensus even before this game was jimbo has to go. I personally would love to see the jimbo experiment continue...
  16. Brent Veneral orders virgin skinny margaritas rimmed with sugar.
  17. Did you know that Colt and Shipleys dads were roomates in college???
  18. This Fucks....and on another note, I guess I got to go back to work now...
  19. Good Sir,... Let be known that Oklahoma already has the finest meth labs and the most accomodating trailer parks to be found.
  20. Honestly would rather play aggy on kyle field for the reunion game. Winning there would put a smug grin on my face when welcoming them back to reality* *yeah yeah,... I know, no such thing as reality with them...
  21. I asked ChatGPT to write me an article about the upcoming season that an Aggy could understand... This was the result.. Hey y'all, let me tell ya 'bout Texas A&M football. Now, I tell ya what, this team is lookin' mighty fine this year. They got themselves a real shot at the championship. First off, let's talk about the coach, Jimbo Fisher. He's a real sharp cookie, knows how to motivate his players and get 'em to play their best. He's got a great track record, too. Back in his days at Florida State, he led 'em to a national championship. And now he's bringin' that same winning attitude to Aggieland. And the players, oh boy, they're somethin' else. They got a real strong defense this year. I tell ya what, they're gonna be givin' opposing teams a real run for their money. And on the offense, they got themselves a real star in quarterback Connor Weigman. He's got a real cannon for an arm, and he ain't afraid to use it. And let's not forget about the 12th Man. Now, I tell ya what, these fans are somethin' else. They're loud, they're proud, and they know how to get behind their team. The 12th Man is a real asset to Texas A&M football, and they're gonna be bringin' the noise all season long. Now, I ain't gonna lie, there's some tough games on the schedule. They got themselves a showdown against Alabama, and that ain't gonna be easy. But you know what? I think this team's got what it takes to pull off the upset. They got grit, they got determination, and they got heart. So, in conclusion, Texas A&M football is lookin' mighty fine this year. They got themselves a great coach, some talented players, and a fan base that's second to none. I tell ya what, I'm lookin' forward to seein' what this team can do. Whoop!
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