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BurntOrangeCrush

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  1. When I finally wash my truck and the next morning I see that a squadron of birds have carpet bombed the hood and windshield.
  2. "ass, my dude". Stop saying that. It's annoying as fuck (AF for you youngsters)
  3. Disagree. She will say that it's the fault of the referees or offer some kind of conspiracy that the ACC made this happen because they are angry that the best football coach in college football history left the conference. Then she will scratch her cat, post some more pics of Jimbo and how hot he is, whip out the clit-beaters and call it a night.
  4. aggy recruiting mods and fans have never seen or talked about a recruiting class that wasn't ranked in the top 5 before the football season starts. Ever.
  5. That's better than your wife calling Monty Python and the Holy Grail "stupid" but I feel your pain.
  6. Welcome aboard Jared! Hook 'em!
  7. This morning...I have been sick all week and still in bed. Wife comes back in the bedroom and says she is going shopping and I tell her to take all the time she needs as I was going to relax and try to get better and just watch movies and take meds. I love my wife, but when I am sick I like to be left alone: Her: Whatcha gonna watch? Me: I don't know (but please just go shop with your friends and leave me alone) Her: Don't watch any of our Netflix shows without me here Me: ok (please quit talking I don't feel good) Her: Are you going to take a nap? Me: Maybe (I'm not sure, but I know I won't be napping while you are still here talking) Her: ok, when I get back when we can watch something together Me: great! (not really) She gets home and I am halfway thru watching my favorite movie The Holy Grail: Her: Watcha watching? Me: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Her: You watch that alot over the years. How come you don't watch it with me? Me: because you won't like it. (we have different tastes. "Pitch Perfect" and "Bridesmaids" are her Holy Grail) Her: Start from the beginning and let me catch up So I start it over and we get to the castle scene where they are arguing about European swallows. At that point, she says: Her: This is stupid Almost a deal breaker for me.....
  8. During the last few minutes (start at 2:47 ) where he is talking about how he has changed and he regrets his mistakes, I could have sworn I have heard that before.
  9. Excellent news. Hook 'em!🤘
  10. Welcome to the 40 Hudson! Hook 'em!
  11. Great news! Hook 'em Tyler
  12. Ha, why don't you be fair and go to texags or 24/7 and drop that line on them in response to how they think of UT fans. Hell at least you get some quasi-civil responses when posting on this board despite the high probability that you are a freakin troll. The aggy fan base is hated by fans of two major conferences because they act like they are elite, then can't stand the lack of respect. They don't realize they have no respect because they can't accept the fact that they haven't won anything since they used leather helmets.
  13. I hear ya. I love the way people like to subtlety let you know they have money or get laid. I am surrounded by people like that when I'm chilling in the VIP lounge at my favorite bar with my ladies in Ibiza. Very annoying.
  14. Well in this country we have democracy and all the freedoms in the world and even though we embarrass ourselves from time to time, our ways and means make us a super power. We can't explain why grown men would give 75 million dollars to someone that looks like they inhabit middle earth to coach sports in a town where having relations with a sheep is not only overlooked, but encouraged. The Constitution that made this nation great has a few bad consequences that's hard to explain. I'm sure it frightens you. You're Norwegian. It frightens us as well.
  15. Paragraphs are your friend.
  16. Just pull up the youtube video, then click the share icon and copy the link. Then paste the link right here where you put your message. That's all you have to do
  17. Paternal in Johnson City - Papaw and Grandma Maternal in Mississippi - Pappy and Nan I'm from West Texas
  18. Agreed. And pos rep for the word "chucklefuck".
  19. Alice in Chains Faith No More Opeth Tool
  20. Trying to pick my next show. Anyone care to give thoughts on these? Anon - The Mechanism - Spotless- Mute
  21. I agree on the leak. Be accountable for what you say and stand for. Disagree on the owners doing this. If it's in their best interest, they have a right to hand down rules to their employees, just.like every other private business or corporation in the U.S. If actions of their employees are costing them money, it's their call since they invested their own money to buy their teams and pay their employees. I see your side, but it's a business and nothing more.
  22. thanks to all for the updates
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