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Dewey

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  1. IU can play some football, going to be fun for the Big Ten bluebloods.
  2. Dewey replied to Hollywood's topic in Gambling
    Man, BYU has been great this season and Vegas finally shows them some respect and has them at -9.5. Just one of the teams I started following after they pantsed SMU. Been a fun ride.
  3. Don't go taken shoes from trees.
  4. I can't stop laughing at how bad their offense is, I mean holy shit. I woke up Saturday morning worried about Quinnn and then thought that ou offense isn't scoring a point. Texas is really good, but that ou offense 😆
  5. When they say we are playing a good defense, they mean it's going to take Sark a little time to get the lid off the jelly jar. Not too long though.
  6. Mack had a similar deal his first go around at UNC vs FSU. My memory is pretty fuzzy, but when Mack first got here, I had a good friend (ou) and he told me a story of Mack sending Stoops some sort of gift basket for the birth of one of their children and Stoops thought it was the funniest thing. Basically Stoops treated the rivalry as a coach should and Mack wanted everyone to get along and have fun. We always matched up talent, but coaching philosophy got us killed many times. This is why we need to mudhole these motherfuckers for the next decade +
  7. I'm allergic to cat, but would give it a try. Just need my Allegra.
  8. First the Jimbo firing, then it's Stoops, then Elko and the coup de grace, Scloss. I didn't want the music to end, it was beautiful.
  9. He's on foot, i got 7 days to prepare for this.
  10. Dewey replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
  11. And don't forget his roster does not support a power game. But what a great time for the kids!
  12. Yes, fuck them. Was a lot of fun yelling "poor Jackie" at the end of that one.
  13. Has there ever been an Auburn hire where you think "they got their coach."? Every time they make a hire i think "he'll last 2 years". I don't know enough about them, but their boosters are nuts and then there's the Bama thing, in which they feel the need to compete. It always seems so dysfunctional over there. And Hugh Freeze has always been of questionable character going back to his HS coaching days. If Auburn has been playing football for 120 years, I would guess they have had 50 different head coaches.
  14. And thus starts the gring as big bad Miss State comes to town.
  15. Sneaking in "incredible fans" is a brilliant move. Aggys be like
  16. Dewey replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Part of Sonny Dykes' game plan is to whine to the officials about everything. Before the game starts and all the way through to the end. Hilarious he got ejected and I don't care if it was necessary, long time coming. Guy is a joke for using officials that way.
  17. Dewey replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Michigan defense looks a lot better when they aren't playing Texas.
  18. Refs and tOSU, tough to beat
  19. Need to remember K State was willing to let Howard walk because of who they had waiting. The people I know at tOSU think they got a guy who's going to be in NYC at the end of the season.
  20. Because their offense was subpar and they needed a scapegoat and it couldn't be the offensive wizard and head coach. And their fans suck, so I'm sure they threw shit at him.
  21. Have him check junior high rosters, maybe that's when it happened.
  22. One of the things I like about our leadership, Sark and CDC, they keep receipts. Back in the day, Mack and DeLoss, there was always a little "take it easy on them" type of attitude. The way gomer has mouthed off about us joining their beloved conference, whatever crap they might pull on the recruiting trail or behind the scenes with regards to the SEC, it's been noted. Those idiots keep saying we're going to lose to UGA (real) and them.... if they can get it rolling or if they can get their shit together. They better have a lucky horseshoe, a lucky rabbit's foot and pray that God really does like them, because I promise you Sark has been told to drop the hammer on them.
  23. I think we know enough about USC, UM is hard to tell just how bad the struggle really is, we know they suck, but how bad is it? Syracuse is only favored by a touchdown, Stanford still putting pads on the water polo team? Or did they get some actual football players? I hope it's an ou beat down, but I'm also interested to see Utenn play a team that fields a defense. Illinois has potential to give the bug eaters a scare, though I think NU wins. Cal at FSU, this.might be the death of the FSU program
  24. You have figured it out, sometimes I have to break out my gomer decoder ring, but by god! You got it!
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