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Js1

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  1. Maybe these fucking idiot 18/19 year olds should have better camps that don’t push them to the draft when they aren’t ready. Sorry, you made a bad life choice, go play in europe
  2. And Texas has already played South Carolina, LSU and Ole Miss
  3. Don’t be asswater
  4. Down goes Vandy
  5. Ole Miss still leads 60-51 after 3 +10 quarter for Vandy, but they are still digging into the -8 and -11 holes from the first two quarters.
  6. Big news [Charania] Denver's Nikola Jokic – out since Dec. 29 with a knee injury – plans to return tonight against the Los Angeles Clippers at home, sources tell ESPN. Jokic now is in position to also play in Sunday's showdown vs. Oklahoma City in Denver and be eligible for the season awards.
  7. Then let's fucking buy some already and get this machine rolling for the next decade until Congress gets off its geriatric lazy ass and fixes it.
  8. I agree. Been waiting for Crump to get back so we can go back to the 4 guard lineup. Harmon, Lee, Crump, Booker, Cunningham to start games. Vic likes bringing in Oldacre once he understands the flow and officiating so she doesn't pick up a cheap early foul.
  9. Ole Miss is up 44-25 on Vandy at the half in a very early Friday game.
  10. Yep, especially because it constantly gets ignored that the Dem candidate is a regular church-goer, like every Sunday, but Trump? Never.
  11. As usual, anything Cignetti does = god tier. Anything Sark does, that is nearly identical to what Cignetti does = asswater
  12. I just don’t fucking care bro. MSU and Kentucky will never be why we didn’t make the CFP. Beat florida or replace OSU with a patsy. I swear, people keep wish casting those 2 games into losses in their heads
  13. Js1 replied to RGBIII's topic in Books
    Dinniman has a new book coming out in a couple weeks Matt Dinniman's new book, Operation Bounce House, is a standalone sci-fi novel scheduled for release on February 10, 2026. It tells the story of colonists on a remote planet defending their home against corporate, remote-piloted war machines in a deadly, gamified, and satirical scenario.
  14. Double fucking standard hearing about these 2 games, because almost every team who made the CFP had close wins against garbage teams, but didn't get dinged or even mentioned, AT ALL. Indiana - 27-24 vs 6-7 Penn State Georgia - 24-20 vs 4-8 Florida Ole Miss - 30-23 vs 5-7 Kentucky, 41-35 vs 2-10 Arkansas, 24-21 vs 7-6 Wash St aggy - 16-10 vs 5-7 Auburn, 45-42 vs 2-10 Arkansas, 31-30 vs 4-8 South Carolina OU - 24-17 vs 5-7 Auburn, 17-13 vs 7-6 LSU Bama - 29-22 vs 4-8 South Carolina, 27-20 vs 5-7 Auburn (and got blown the fuck out by 5-7 FSU) Miami - 28-22 vs 5-7 FSU But no, Texas is only team who had 2 wins who were seen as disparaging (back to road games after playing the previous 2 games away from home as well) Beat Florida or switch Ohio State for Rice, make the CFP. But using MSU and Kentucky to ding us is plain retarded.
  15. John McCain's corpse just got a boner
  16. Her defense is keeping her in the starting 5 or I’d want her to swap with Crump
  17. Just fucking pass 5 year clocks now. No more religious mission exceptions, no more 1 or 2 or even 3 medical redshirts 5 years, graduate, go pro or get a job.
  18. Your wife is horny for Caleb or Darem or Jay-Den. Or Dadmiral Vance We understand it. SFA is bringing the man candy
  19. We sending LMJ to college? Sweet!
  20. #8 Iowa lost to the Juju-less Trojans
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