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Limp Brisket

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Everything posted by Limp Brisket

  1. Explosive diarrhea maybe It’s as logical as anything right now.
  2. Kid going for the cycle
  3. Hit in the dick, wow.
  4. Can’t afford to lose one like this.
  5. Walk his ass dumbfuck
  6. Gonna Oiler this aren’t we?
  7. Fair point. We have enough arm injuries.
  8. Yep, treat him as the Garcia starter.
  9. Drive the run in and set the tone early. Nice and please?
  10. Blubaugh is a baller.
  11. Oldsmobile for a Buick
  12. An Astro catcher threw out somebody. Wow.
  13. Framber is gone next year, hopefully Espada is too.
  14. Fuckin weak contact after weak contact.
  15. Ump has been whack all night
  16. Throw the break and go to the house.
  17. When I hit it I’ll become majority owner of the Astros, all concession, personnel, roster, coaching, and medical decisions will be made on Surly.
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