Everything posted by LateAughtsHorn
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Texas tops list of worst places to live and work in America
If any of you fucks end up out here in the UK, I recommend Joe's smokehouse in London. Only Texas bbq place in London owned and operated by a Texan. Owner is apparently a horn, too. Scratches the itch.
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Speaking of being offended: cmt pulls Jason aldean video
If you understand the dog whistle then you're just as bad as the person dogwhistling? Not sure if that's it, but it seems to be where you're going with this. I hope that's not the argument.
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Updates on former Longhorn football players
Now I remember! I was at that game. Unfortunately, I also remember some drunk dude hopping on top of picnic tables outside of the cotton bowl yelling: "WE'RE BACK BABY!!!!" I was done with Mack at that point, so I didn't believe it, but I didn't think we'd still be waiting 10 years later. Cautiously optimistic we finally have a legit top team this year.
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Texas tops list of worst places to live and work in America
Either that, or they just want to keep tabs on who might be viewing gay shit. Not completely discounting your point, but do you really trust our state government to be acting in good faith?
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Updates on former Longhorn football players
Wasn't he a rb? Or did we eventually move him over to defense? I've tried to block out memories of the time period he would have been here, so it's a bit fuzzy.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Cappin' is some pretty damn old slang. Like early 90s. Your old school Houston rappers like K-rino used to use it all the time.
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$9.95 worth every penny
From conference to national, I guess? Only thing I could think of.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
I actually finished off a bowl about 10 minutes before reading that. I assumed that's why I was so confused.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
So you're saying he's the conference commish version of mensa?
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Made the mistake of reading that board a couple of times. Outside of modern NBA fans, I've never seen so much blatant stupidity.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
I was thinking the same thing. I'm hoping that means the staff are expecting us to have some kind of edge rush this year, and we just need Sweat to be a brick wall up the middle.
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Fuck you Chip Brown!!!!
Saw this out and about in London last month and thought about this site. Didn't have anywhere appropriate to post this til now.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I'm really hoping the offense turns out to be as good as we think it can be. Definitely going to need to try to put games away early and "leave no doubt". If we have any Mensa-style single possession battles, I'm fully expecting to get fucked.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
It never ceases to amaze me how Okie State manages to fold so reliably in that game, no matter what kind of team OU brings in. Last year, it almost looked like they were throwing the game in spots. It makes Mack vs Stoops in the early 2000s look like the 10 Year War.
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austin radio stuff
Hey! I loved Chad and Kevin and the Scottish guy back in 2004. I was also a junior in high school in 2004 sooo...nevermind? Might be a nostalgia thing for me, but it was still kinda nice hearing familiar voices like Chad, Bucky, and Erin on the air, but if I'm being honest the vast majority of my CFB content is from YouTube nowadays.
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austin radio stuff
All I remember during that 07/08 mess with 1300 is that we were forced to listen to some insufferable dipshit from Michigan for awhile.
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More B1G shenanigans? Northwestern University, you're up!
It's always the normal ones.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Probably for the best, tbh. I knew this place loved its booze, but I didn't realize it was apparently 24 hours a day for some posters. Then I remembered what program we've been supporting for the last decade...
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Compare Shipleys 2008 stats after being in college for five years to Worthy's 2021 true fish campaign and tell me how I'm being unreasonable. I see your username, so I guess it's no use arguing with you, as you've clearly seen Worthy's 2023 season already. Do we blow out OU again?
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
I was attending Texas at that time, so I'm quite aware how good those teams were. I thought we were talking WR rooms only. This WR room has the potential to be deeper and more explosive than 08 or 09. Idk how this is a controversial statement.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Another thing to keep in mind is both Quan and Ship were pretty old for college players in 08/09. Ship should have been catching passes from VY as early as 04 if not for injuries Quan played baseball for a few years before taking a snap at Texas. Despite their massive age advantage, neither Quan in 05 or Shipley in 06, were anywhere near what Worthy was in 21. And Worthy wasn't even at Texas for spring ball iirc. Not taking Quan or Ship for granted, but comparing our current young guys to their last couple of seasons is hardly fair.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
I get the affection we have around here for Colt and Ship, but we have a few receivers on our current roster that have first round potential, Ship wasn't that guy. Outside of Quan and Ship, who was our third best WR during that time period? Brandon Collins? Colt and Ship were special college players in the way they went about their business and brought consistency with them every single game, but when talking about generational talent, that's something entirely different. Ewers probably won't be as locked in as Colt was in 08/09 (like the 2014 Spurs, Im not sure it's, humanly possible to be more efficient than Colt was those two years.), but he has more weapons at WR and should damn sure have a better line. He'll also probably make a couple of arm talent plays that Colt couldn't make. Then throw in Sark vs GD and it's pretty clear that on paper, our 23 offense should be miles ahead of 08, and especially 09. That being said, until we actually win hardware, I will continue to expect us to lose 4+ games every year. I can only take so much disappointment.
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I'm watching 2021 RRS
Bad luck on the year you picked, for sure. We're 2-3 when I attend. Our two victories being whatever you call that bizarro experience that was 2013, and then last year. Last year was so worth it, though.
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I'm watching 2021 RRS
Tech 08 and the 2001 Big 12 championship on the itinerary for later?
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
So you're telling me Musk is going to be the coffee boy at another tech company in a few years time? One can only hope...