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chunky monkey

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Everything posted by chunky monkey

  1. For breakfast I go with a carne guisada, bean and cheese and bacon and egg. All on corn tortillas you fucking tourists
  2. Just turned 60 so I’m going to shart from the safety of my couch this evening thankyouverymuch
  3. Harbaugh sure loves him some God. God couldn’t pick him out of a police lineup
  4. Would pos rep but apparently I’m all out of ammo
  5. Technically I’ve never seen a monkey try to fuck a football but seeing these two teams attempt playing offense has to be close
  6. The cro magnum who invented the fulcrum called and said he wants his offense back
  7. Used to pull for Michigan over Ohio State even though I’ve never been to either of those rustbelt shitholes and got no skin in the game. Guess it’s because of the way some of y’all were treated in Columbus in ‘05. But Harbaugh, this “us against errybody” stuff has me rethinking that
  8. This fuckwad calling the coaches Kirby and Nick is like making me calling Martin Scorcese Marty
  9. FSU being ranked so high was a joke even before their starting QB went down
  10. Ryan Day looks like something that would service a heifer
  11. I’m not a big Twitter/X guy and don’t want to be one. If one of you are so inclined please share the awesomeness that is Bret Yormak. Which sounds like a made up name anyway
  12. You know why Big 12 refs should wear rubber boots?
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