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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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  1. This right here. In reality, most collectives are non-profit (you're welcome motherfuckers.) and have budgets. If the money was already allocated then the response from the collective was warranted. I can tell you from experience asking someone to come up with a $100k donation off the cuff is most likely going to be met with silence. All parties look like idiots here. Sluka for not getting it in writing, Marion for playing with money that isn't his, and UNLV for saying kick rocks when a third party offered to fix the fuck up. Everyone here would tell their "employer" to fuck off if they verbally offered you a salary and after you started only honored 12% of it.
  2. Fun update: After spending the entire summer running a brush hog and chainsaw, I was able to get the kids practice hill installed at the house. The plan worked out almost perfectly with the hill winding up being roughly 100 yards long with a 19 degree grade. Perfect size and steepness for a 4 & 6 year old. Was also able to get a safety net installed at the bottom incase one of the girls french-fried a little too much. Next summer, the plan is to install an cable/lift system so I don't have to drag their asses back up the hill. Stay tuned for pics.
  3. That place is 40 min, door to door, from our place in Colorado. Driven by many times. Will never stop there.
  4. Don't hurt yourself.
  5. I don't think they'll fall off a cliff. It will be a slow burn for two reasons. 1. Their accomplishments under Saban will only get them so far. DeBoer will have to win like Saban did in order to get the "Alabama" discount and that is an unknown as of this moment. 2. They flat-out will not be able to keep pace in today's NIL landscape. Their alumni base just doesn't have the powder to keep up with the programs that are making noise. Now that schools are allowed to do what the Alabama's and Clemson's of the world have been doing for years but above board, they're going to find out the hard way that dollars do matter.
  6. We just landed Jonah Williams. Calm down.
  7. It was the son and it was a hidden camera in the bathroom at their family lakehouse.
  8. So do 75% of the motherfuckers that post here.
  9. Why the fuck is Moore still being talked about? Worse yet, here comes the fucking geography discussion.
  10. I thought there were some hot takes on our recruiting board but they make @Funk Doctor Spock look like Neil Degrasse Tyson.
  11. Aside from him having a monster game, Helm is a good person and a damn good longhorn.
  12. Someone find this kid's parents a rental in Westlake stat. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41151465/no-1-overall-2026-football-prospect-jahkeem-stewart-transfer
  13. We lost our chocolate lab last year to sudden neurological issues associated with eating a toxic snail at lake LBJ. His front leg ballooned up around his paw, started having seizures, and stopped eating. Was a really terrible ordeal to go through so I can't say Mrs. MailRoom will be 100% onboard but going to talk to her about it this afternoon. PSA - If your doggo ever gets sudden inflammation after going swimming in fresh water lakes, take them to the vet immediately. We wound up with $8k in vet bills because no one could figure it out until it was too late.
  14. Going to talk to Mrs. MailRoom about this. What's his energy level like?
  15. Tell me you're a racist without standing on your chair and screaming out "I'm a racist!".
  16. Geez. At least buy him dinner first.
  17. Oh boy. You've got to be fucking terrible at football to not get any game time with the hot fucking garbage that aggy is rolling out onto the field. Considering they're all cubes, I guess they can't roll. Whatever. Fuck this guy.
  18. Now imagine if we win the conference or hold on.. the national championship. Will the ags still pimp the "SEC, SEC, SEC" mantra knowing we're king dick in the conference? Based on the context and tone of this article, Olin might just commit seppuku.
  19. If they can get their act together on the football side of things regarding NIL, I can see then winning this version of the big 12 every so often. Their collective is well funded courtesy of the double eagle guys. They just dropped big money on some softball pitcher I believe and who's to say they can't do the exact same in football. https://frontofficesports.com/texas-tech-softball-million-deal/
  20. This is Penny. 1 year old English Cream Golden. Majestic AF. Dumber than a bag of hammers.
  21. I wrote a post about this type of behavior not long ago. 1. It's not about the money for Arch. This is has been stated over and over. 2. It's about development at the position. A&M has a shitty track record at this. 3. Weigman was being touted by everyone in your program and by your pundits as a Heisman candidate. Did someone go rogue and try to recruit Arch for this year or next? 4. Your o-line is certified ass. Do you think the Manning's are dumb enough to put Arch behind it and not expect him to get killed? 5. Your skill position groups suck dick. Who would he throw to? 6. You OC's scheme blows ass. QB power runs with one of the better, young arms in college football? Sure. 7. Your coach is in his first year at your program and has a limited track record of what you could call some success at middling program. Oh and his focus is on the defense. EDIT: 8. Your BMD had it arranged but didn't pay for it? How does that make him a BMD? Who is we? Is Arch going to lay 90 on you in college station this year because you offered him $3mm and didn't pony up? Klein said no to having Arch Manning? This guy is so full of shit it's amazing. Watching their fanbase wish-cast and outright lie like this is absolutely fascinating in some sense.
  22. Because that watch is fuck ugly.
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