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Dr.Dre

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  1. So how bout we just do English premier league rules with relegation and promotion. Last 2 teams in a 16 team SEC/whatever get booted out and best teams from lower ranks get in?
  2. Point well taken. F that guy for bailing on his home state. But if he has a change of heart be fun to see if he can win the job or transfer out anyway.
  3. Not wrong at all. But if he can succeed in spite of that hair.
  4. A lot of penis envy from these guys but why would you expect anything different. Reality is that the majority of these HS coaches would love to be a coach at a major college but clearly never got their shot for whatever reason. If your a hs coach in DFW for 30 years you probably are bitter AF and think you’d run the Texas program better than any millennial punk they keep hiring. I mean “sark” is younger, recovering alcoholic, and making 50x what their making. But that’s why you have buffers to get that intel so if the 60 yo DFW coach wants to dazzle you with 10 mins of how to coach the wishbone then if the recruit or pipeline is worth it then you get it on the schedule. I would expect this gets built up again but given all the regime changes it is not in place and hence the butt hurt. Time will tell. Question is what is the highest and best use of Sarks time? It certainly isn’t buttering up some old AF HS coach over a single recruit unless it’s a 5 star. So fuck off HS coaches he’s got to get a QB ready, figure out how to protect him with the patchwork Oline, and oh yeah feed Bijan. Win some games and those coaches shut up real quick.
  5. I mean that is alumni FB De La Torre coaching him right so we damn well should have a freaking Ryan pipeline. Damn wishful thinking Alex not Aaron right?
  6. So when is NCAA football returning? might actually be challenging dynasty mode now that our prestige is C.
  7. Dude is massive. Hope he pans out after a couple years learning behind Card/Thompson
  8. Love this Gif. Just about spit out my beer every time.
  9. <div class="tenor-gif-embed" data-postid="3564991" data-share-method="host" data-width="100%" data-aspect-ratio="2.360189573459716"><a href="https://tenor.com/view/dodge-ball-lfor-love-peter-vince-vaughn-average-joes-gif-3564991">L For Love. Good Times. GIF</a> from <a href="https://tenor.com/search/dodgeball-gifs">Dodgeball GIFs</a></div><script type="text/javascript" async src="https://tenor.com/embed.js"></script>
  10. This is exactly how it went down. It is known.
  11. Can’t see that kind of patience in kids these days. How I’d run my ncaa 14 dynasty for sure though.
  12. Bravo not sure what this has to do with cruits but what a great collage. First one is like wtf, she’s a freak probably has cock under there from that form though. 2nd -meh 3rd- yum.
  13. I take it as a good sign that Sanders is already on ESPN for his insane TD catch. Many of the current players can’t claim that honor. Don’t lose that guy. Sark needs to make sure he sticks.
  14. Of current staff only ones worth retaining. Drayton did miss on some big fish but Bijan. Don’t think you can blame him on lack of touches for Bijan, nobody gives true freshman bulk of reps right away. Was bordeline erotic seeing Thompson, Bijan, and Whittington in the back field during Alamodome. If you can’t whoop ass with that next year I mean shit. Sure Sark noticed that as well. Ash, Hutzler, Giles (know he sucks as a recruiter but he does seem to do alright with what he has) omenihu, Poona, Ossai, Coburn, Collins, ojomo, even sweat and TW have flashed. Mot likely for anyone to be retained right? I mean what are the stats for a retained assistant coach?
  15. Meh on Sark. Guess we’ll see who he can convince to come with. If Sark brings o line coach as many coaches do is a Covid exception/coach change a way to get out of a letter of intent. I doubt that Sark would try to poach any Alabama commits or targets for fear of pissing off Saban but hey be your own man big guy. Brockermyers? Milroe? I mean how many more years has Saban got in the tank. May not even be there for this current crop of Texas cruits to hit nfl payday. Be sad to see a few defensive coaches go Giles (for his development though he needs a recruiter to help), Ash, Hutzler. valai underwhelming, hagan (maybe he helped on the line?) offensive coaches all gone.
  16. You white? You look like a douchebag? you Mehringer.
  17. https://wifflegif.com/gifs/380573-seann-william-scott-role-models-gif
  18. I can’t blame RHM. If I were getting yelled at by a hipster/shark fin mofo I’d yell right back. I mean Mehringer probably is the one taking all of EJs Starbucks bull shit photos everyone bitches about. I know not everyone can look like gunnery sergeant Hartman but how ridiculous would that character been with a shark in and hipster beard. Orlando’s got it figured out with the mean mug. That shit works when your yelling at primadonna entitled teenage football players. Fuck Mehringer he’s dead weight. A good coach adjusts his style so his atheletes get what they need and stay motivated. By all accounts the receiver group underperformed. He gets no quarter in my book. Giles at least turned a DL no one feared to respectable. Maybe Giles just needs to be in the NFL game no recruiting needed there.
  19. https://giphy.com/gifs/Dh78tzv7OUKDm
  20. Dad? Damn nurses not keeping tabs on you again!
  21. Anyone hve any info on success of 6’8’’ lineman. 15 or 16 year old kid might grow a couple more inches? Any successful 6’10” lineman around? Would be quite difficult for him to block a 6’1 or 2 Malcolm Roach. I liked Tristen Nickelson’s effort and heart but he had no chance against speed rush types and difficult time blocking in space. I get the NFL likes measurables but perhaps the last to letters should be B and A
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