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TheStoicPaisano

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  1. Andrew Cunanan?
  2. Penn State may or may not be moving to adidas.
  3. Hope the helmet sticker yellow matches the jersey, cuz it’s different from the repeat banner.
  4. That’s pregame (players warming up at the very beginning of clip)…but still.
  5. Ignore goofy-ass glasses. Saban may be the exception to the rule Focus on the NFL tree and he’s truly ass, my dude.
  6. Incidentally, the face he makes after the citrus may be the same no matter what orifice is used.
  7. Sorry for posting an OSU score…their jumbo with 4 TEs, two lined up as fullback. #83 is a true freshman but the rest are 3rd year+ guys.
  8. Saw OSU played only 3 receivers all game, and half their snaps were 12 or heavier personnel. Dunno how that affects viewpoint.
  9. HBO broadcasting CFB now…Hawaii @ Arizona.
  10. I hate marshmallows/pretzels and these still slam and go hard.
  11. Three separate stints in Cleveland…would’ve been really fun if he didn’t get his knee tore up at home plate in 2010.
  12. That’s Roy’s come up: MD-born, Virginia-bred. Undergrad and grad from UVA, investment banking before Texas law.
  13. For none Twitterers…Teixeira running to replace Chip Roy.
  14. Ill have you know there are still 4 NFL players older than me, But you’re right about demographics. But AZ and Miami are still ass. Buffalo would be good for Detroit, but I feel for spotters.
  15. Nike circle-jerking the NFL https://about.nike.com/en/newsroom/collections/nike-nfl-2025-rivalries-uniforms-official-images
  16. Gotdamn, even w/o the fish, that’s an affront.
  17. Still craving the PB-flavored Oreos, but these are good: I think the white chocolate haters (read: me) will like the white creme…it’s a different flavor.
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