Everything posted by Mantis Toboggan, MD
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So let's talk about the Baylor game
They have one less Big 12 championship and dozens of more rapists. Fuck them.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It’s a clever Patel trap to poison sips
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Reports saying Mike Stoops has been let go
So basically Bud Kilmer but without the whole winning at the end part
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Reports saying Mike Stoops has been let go
Take the loss pussy
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MNF: Chiefs @ Broncos
And how the hell did Coach Bro have this guy and not win more?
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MNF: Chiefs @ Broncos
I think Mahomes is the next NFL star QB. Like Aaron Rodgers level good.
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Which Is Your Favorite Win Against OU?
2005. Still remember the place shaking when Rod Wright ran that ball back. A cathartic moment.
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Texas O-line talk
Hand is doing a good job.
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Aggy @ Alabama - CBS
- Can we pay $5 million to prop Bill Snyder’s corpse up in a glass case when he dies?
I’m volunteering a crisp $20 towards the effort- We beat USC, guaranteed
You have brain AIDS- Can we pay $5 million to prop Bill Snyder’s corpse up in a glass case when he dies?
Asking for a friend.- 2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
If there is a Patel making pizza in DC I’m gonna lose my shit- 2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
So can we just cancel this and it goes down as we didn’t lose?- Tell Me About Texas a&m
The funeral for the dead dog today is peak aggy. Pall bearers carrying a flag draped casket, aggy band playing amazing grace, eulogies, tears, etc.- Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football
I really hope he plays. If he actually does and this isn’t a negotiation tactic, they will have a lame duck almost rookie with very little experience. When he struggles, which he will, the pressure to bench him and give their “future” qbs snaps will be huge. If he gets benched, he quits pretty much immediately. Great potential of an embarrassing circus. I like.- Bomani Jones just laid down the law re: Vince Young
Yeah, what he said- Austin Regional Thread
OU is getting pummeled by MSU. Fuck OU- Austin Regional Thread
Ran out of outs- Austin Regional Thread
Is it also called the 12th man when you only have 12 fans left who didn’t go home after one inning? Whooooooooooop!?- Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football
He would be a fucking moron to not take the Baseball money- Best HS Player You Played Against?
Casey Hampton was the most dominant high school player I ever played against. By played against, I was a sophomore on the bench and watched him violently abuse out best lineman by throwing him 5 yards into the backfield every play. That guy later played div 1 (kind of) at NM St. Best guy I actually played against was Quentin Jammer. That Angleton team was dogshit. It was Jammer and a bunch of slappys. Jammer was FS and I was TE. Like a chickenshit, I decided to cut his knees every play even when we were no where near the action. He ended up kicking me in the head and drawing a Personal Foul. Possible highlight of my HS career. Jammer was also the QB on offense and it appeared that the offensive philosophy was to let him run around and do whatever he wanted because the rest of the team was terrible. We were winning late in the 4th quarter until a play in which I was split out and obviously had Jammer in man coverage on me. I could see our inexperienced soph qb looking at me and I was nodding my head “no.” I ran a 5 and for a second thought I was about to catch it until Jammer came out of nowhere, pick 6’ed it and we lost.- Christian Kirk likes to get his rocks off....
Aggy doesn’t lie, cheat, or steal. Getting drunk and throwing rocks at shit, asking women to help jerk you off in a parking lot, or causing a mass casualty event in the name of tradition do not violate the aggy code.- Air Strikes on Syria
I am satisfied that this bombing will stop Assad from making Chlorine gas. The same chemical that my pool chlorinator makes.- Barstool Sports takes Josh Allen out for New York pizza
Pardon my take is the best sports podcast going. Consistently entertaining. - Can we pay $5 million to prop Bill Snyder’s corpse up in a glass case when he dies?
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