Can we change the title of this thread to “Imma post why my pussy still hurts from shit that happened 20 years ago”
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Fishing was bad on Saturday but caught 3@ 19” this morning on a quick wade, all on top waters after @Mac8111 told me to quit being a pussy, rub some dirt on it and get back out there.
My boy and I fished the South Padre jetties this morning..
We caught a snook, a tarpon, a bull red and 4 slot reds.
Then we ran the beachfront north looking for more tarpon.
We stopped at a spot about a half mile offshore in 20 feet of water and caught a limit of snapper.
we continued north and about 3 miles short of Port Mansfield found tons of birds working and the beachfront all stirred up. We trolled live mullet for big tarpon, which we could see surfacing frequently but could not hook up. We did catch a 100 pound blacktip.
We ran thru the Port Mansfield jetties and ran back to SPI via the bay in about a foot of water or less to avoid the chop in the surf.
My boy and I fished the South Padre jetties this morning..
We caught a snook, a tarpon, a bull red and 4 slot reds.
Then we ran the beachfront north looking for more tarpon.
We stopped at a spot about a half mile offshore in 20 feet of water and caught a limit of snapper.
we continued north and about 3 miles short of Port Mansfield found tons of birds working and the beachfront all stirred up. We trolled live mullet for big tarpon, which we could see surfacing frequently but could not hook up. We did catch a 100 pound blacktip.
We ran thru the Port Mansfield jetties and ran back to SPI via the bay in about a foot of water or less to avoid the chop in the surf.
Which of the following shit might I have seen from a neighbor who was absolutely fed up and had a great sausage recipe?
(a) crossbow double pass thru, mom and yearling,
(b) .22 cal pellet dirt nap,
(c) corn in one hand and a hammer in the other, or
(d) all of the above
I’m sitting on the beach watching the game with my iPad set up, bluetooth speaker, with a big titty blonde, crushing beers and hopes and dreams of teenagers playing washers, and there’s this one thing that is annoying the shit out of me me today…..