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TheRealRonWeaver?

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Little brother's scream at the end makes this my favorite commitment video, by far. Are we recruiting him, too?

Rip76

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This doesn’t suck

Hermanator

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4 straight DFW #1 recruits in Austin if this dude sticks. Ewers, DJ Campbell, Hill, and this guy. Whoever is recruiting DFW is bringing the bags with righteousness

texifornia

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1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

4 straight DFW #1 recruits in Austin if this dude sticks. Ewers, DJ Campbell, Hill, and this guy. Whoever is recruiting DFW is bringing the bags with righteousness

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Park Gothic

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38 minutes ago, Candi Fisther said:

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TexMexBuddha

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Hell yes! Welcome to the 40 Acres Family Colin!
Hook'em! [emoji869]

Zeus

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LETS GOOOO

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Im_smarter_then_you

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53 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

4 straight DFW #1 recruits in Austin if this dude sticks. Ewers, DJ Campbell, Hill, and this guy. Whoever is recruiting DFW is bringing the bags with righteousness

May be an image of text that says '4:09 5GE Post MandU66 Anwar Richardson Texas commit Colin Simmons just told @OB JasonS that Longhorns special teams coordinator/ coach Jeff Banks was his lead recruiter. That's huge acquisition for Banks. 22 7,923 eposts 3 Quotes 366 Eric Sells Homes DFW Can Banks now focus on a TE asking for friend " Buggy Top want to make poll assassin monkey joke, but got nothing either way massive get TEXAS Mullet Man Monke returns eply'

Fondren & Main

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I was about to call in a neg nuke on @DZX158, but he doesn't seem to be a troll.

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JBJ

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This pleases me.

perfectchaos007

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Love that he brought out the SMU hat just to feed the trolls. Dude had a blast with the recruiting process.

ousux

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Make no mistake about it, this kid can harass the fuck out of any tackle and no QB is safe when he's lined up in pass rush. Hookem Colin! [emoji869]

LTtxfan

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BREAKING: 5-STAR Colin Simmons COMMITS to Texas! | Longhorns | Recruiting

nineliveslost

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10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

1a, 1b

1b, 1a for me. 

stork642

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Not gunna lie I had my dauber down a couple of days ago but today…

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DanTheHorn

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This recruitment deserves two fucking posts on the same thread! Welcome to the 40 young man!

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Bevo

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The GOAT

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elfenix

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2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

May be an image of text that says '4:09 5GE Post MandU66 Anwar Richardson Texas commit Colin Simmons just told @OB JasonS that Longhorns special teams coordinator/ coach Jeff Banks was his lead recruiter. That's huge acquisition for Banks. 22 7,923 eposts 3 Quotes 366 Eric Sells Homes DFW Can Banks now focus on a TE asking for friend " Buggy Top want to make poll assassin monkey joke, but got nothing either way massive get TEXAS Mullet Man Monke returns eply'

"banks"?  that's a little too on the nose, simulation.

TexArcher

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LSU fans have to be crapping into their overalls right now.

Y'all know this ain't a one-off...

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