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William Bludworth

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5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

OH YEAH !!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

 

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Name, please.

William Bludworth

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Just now, Junior Bonner said:

McConnaughey. He’s an actor and Texas alum

His panties look great on him, even the blonde hair 

bborange

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7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Who is this honey 

Brooke Burns

William Bludworth

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Just now, bborange said:

Brooke Burns

Doing the lord's work 

Mr. Mojo Risin'

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Surly I'm not the first one to post livvy, right?

Hermanator

Legacy Members

Watching a bit of his tape kid's got more tools than Bob Vila but is there any video of him working more than just a speed rush? Would be nice if the staff could work with the staff at Duncanville to get him started on a changeup rush move to work off of the speed rush to get him a head start on technique coming into spring or fall camp next year. Going to need more than just speed against the SEC tackles. 

William Bludworth

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6 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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My goodness 

You forgot to add a name and her tiktok 

Pam Cummings

Certifiably Surly
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It's awesome to see these types of recruits choose Texas again. Sark is getting it done yall. Texas is getting it the fuck done.

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TxTower

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There’s not much to say. We lose this recruitment 10 times out 10 prior to NIL/SEC move
Well done Texas staff. 


FIFY

trythisathome

Full Members
13 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Watching a bit of his tape kid's got more tools than Bob Vila but is there any video of him working more than just a speed rush? Would be nice if the staff could work with the staff at Duncanville to get him started on a changeup rush move to work off of the speed rush to get him a head start on technique coming into spring or fall camp next year. Going to need more than just speed against the SEC tackles. 

I had the same thought. His tape shows tremendous speed and excellent bend, but I don't think his junior year Hudl shows a single play where he won with technique. Obviously that's the case for pretty much every freak edge coming out of high school because they just never had to develop any moves, but it definitely stands out.

Fondren & Main

Full Members

Bo and Pete can teach technique.  They can't teach speed.

Huckleberry

Certifiably Surly
14 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Watching a bit of his tape kid's got more tools than Bob Vila but is there any video of him working more than just a speed rush? Would be nice if the staff could work with the staff at Duncanville to get him started on a changeup rush move to work off of the speed rush to get him a head start on technique coming into spring or fall camp next year. Going to need more than just speed against the SEC tackles. 

The SEC has the same number of PFF top 32 NFL tackles per school as the Big 12 and fewer than the Pac-12. This SEC stuff is already over the top around here and we're not even members yet.

BurntOrange&White

New Members

Gerry at the commitment yesterday did jersey science by jersey science. 

Miami's was a XL
LSU was a L
and Texas as a XXL

 

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Zeus

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21 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

His little brother handed him the hat 🥲

 

better angle than On3 had holy shit their whole coverage of this thing was very sloppy

just show a front angle of the desk like a normal presser not your cell phone propped up on the table

William Bludworth

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20 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Damn that hat is dope. Anyone know where I can order one? Much appreciated 

TankedBevo

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On 8/10/2023 at 8:11 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Name, please.

Leanna Decker 

Codaxx

Full Members
20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

If there is one recruit that I would be happy not have their thread bumped for random news,  it is Colin Simmons. 

Michael Knight

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Fuck both of you for bumping this and now fuck me too

ousux

Legacy Members

How strong are Colin's Polynesian ties?

Fuck me for thinking this was only for Islander players.

IDIOTsavant

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Being overweight with high cholesterol doesn’t make me a pussy….just Surly.

Lou_Sassle

Certifiably Surly
5 hours ago, texifornia said:

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I am what I eat! 

Born Burnt

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I am what I eat! 

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Park Gothic

Burnt Ends

I should neg every one of you assholes for bumping this post with superfluous bullshit. Myself too, while I'm at it. 

Why is there no way to comment in a thread without bumping it? If Something Awful could figure it out 15 years ago I'm sure we could do something here. 

Codaxx

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11 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

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Bijan doesnt skip leg day

Vertigo

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1 hour ago, brojangles2 said:

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His brother looks like he is about to go buy out HEB of all of the Bijan Mustardsons. 

Vito Andolini

Burnt Ends

C’mon, Tex. That was worth a heart attack? 😂

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