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texifornia

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@Ricky's one-hitter, you've actually broken down the high school punter stats - I believe you said this guy has a weaker leg than the Westlake P, but is a lot more consistent?

ClubWhatever

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Gonna be the most bored football player in history of football 

Vertigo

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The kid was destined for this:

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deech

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Well when I saw thread title I wondered how good this guy must be that we started a recruit about a baseball player.

BurntOrange&White

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

@Ricky's one-hitter, you've actually broken down the high school punter stats - I believe you said this guy has a weaker leg than the Westlake P, but is a lot more consistent?

A leg can get stronger but placement and consistency are tough to coach. 

Sabalo

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Hook'em Michael!!!

Harrison Stafford

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There’s a new position we haven’t tried.  Field position 

Ricky's one-hitter

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14 hours ago, texifornia said:

@Ricky's one-hitter, you've actually broken down the high school punter stats - I believe you said this guy has a weaker leg than the Westlake P, but is a lot more consistent?

According to Kohls, yup. 

https://www.kohlskicking.com/player-profiles/michael-kern

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Kern competed at the Underclassman Challenge in January of 2023. His frame and "A" ball make him the most exciting prospect in the 2024 class. His short compact approach should allow him to continue to develop as a punter in the years to come. Kern scored 104.85 points on his punt charts and he also has the ability to kick off down the road as well. His first Kohl's ranking event was the 2022 Kohl's National Scholarship Camp. He scored 18 points during the field goal charting sessions, finished with an average score during kickoffs of 102.53 over the weekend and had an average hang time during the punt charting of 4.10 seconds over all three sessions. Kern has the ability to be one of the top combo prospects in his class and should be in for some exciting moments ahead in his career!

 

Kohls '24 P Rankings

  1. Drew Miller - Offered
  2. Bobby Engstler
  3. Spencer Barnett (Westlake)
  4. Michael Kern - Committed

In comparing their evals, it seems they chose to rank Barnett higher on ceiling, and we know Banks prefers consistency over leg. 

 

NaTeWHO

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22 hours ago, Mason Ramsey said:

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Punt on these hoes.*

texifornia

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#Texas commit Michael Kern excited for 'amazing opportunity at @AABonNBC https://t.co/SRk60fhDBE #HookEm

 

Sabalo

Burnt Ends

Hook'em Michael!!

BurntOrange&White

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A punter commitment thread is the only one I haven't had a heart attack from Texifornia bumping. lol

Bevo14

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49 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A punter commitment thread is the only one I haven't had a heart attack from Texifornia bumping. lol

Speak for yourself.

Dammit, man!!!! @texifornia

ousux

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So the Oz to Austin pipeline is severed now?

No matter, hookem Michael [emoji869]

texifornia

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Cribb🤘🏼 @TexasFootball @CoachSark @CoachJeffBanks

 

texifornia

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Wednesday @ St Thomas Aquinas 11am

 

Huckleberry

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Welcome to the Forty, @Michael_Kern05 🤘#AllGas24 x #HookEm

 

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