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Bevo

Legacy Members

The robot strikes again. Nice work, Machinator.

USMCHorn

Full Members

Hand is a fucking wizard.

Sabalo

Certifiably Surly

BOOM!! HOOK'EM ANDREJ!!

 

RGBIII

Burnt Ends

Hook em! 2020 Oline class is already great!

SquishMitten

Certifiably Surly

Didn’t have time to learn much about this kid, and he’s already committed. Think that’s gotta answer the question about whether our staff told all our OL targets “commit now or your spot is gonna be gone real soon.”

Scholz

Legacy Members

Love this pickup.  Welcome, Andrej.  Hook'em!

Bevo

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golfclap

Legacy Members

Fuck. Yes. \m/

 

I am so fucking amped about the talent and athleticism of the rolling 3-deep at OL for the 2019-2021 classes. fucking \m/ 

Butch Had Not

Full Members

My money is on this guy in this class to grow the most epic beard. 

Hiphopopotamos

New Members
(edited)

Its all happening so fast...

Edited by Hiphopopotamos
I don't know what to do with my hands.

Elmer_Fudd

Legacy Members
9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

6'5", 240 lbs

This is the 3* OL who is all-conference in the P5 four years later and all the recruiting "gurus" explain his ranking with "How were we supposed to know that a 17-year-old could put on 50 pounds of good mass before he turned 21? I mean, sure, it happens all the fucking time but we're not psychics!"

That 240 lbs must have been last year during the season because he looks bigger than that in that Texas pic.

victory88

Burnt Ends

This guy looks like a Sam Cosmi clone with his frame.  He will easily put on 40 pounds of good weight while maintaining athleticism with Yancy and a redshirt.  This staff continues to impress me with their evaluations.  Offers from Texas, USC, Michigan, Oregon, Auburn, Florida State, Nebraska, and a bunch of other P5 schools.  

Machinator

Certifiably Surly
5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

That 240 lbs must have been last year during the season because he looks bigger than that in that Texas pic.

Pretty sure he's closer to 255-260 now.

RomaVicta

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The line seems to be coming together.

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Johnny Sack

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No SEC texum aggy good, as they need to be at least 340 by the time they are 17.

BigVegasHorn26

Full Members

Well this is a tasty treat to start the day.  

Neonmoon

Certifiably Surly
27 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

6'5", 240 lbs

This is the 3* OL who is all-conference in the P5 four years later and all the recruiting "gurus" explain his ranking with "How were we supposed to know that a 17-year-old could put on 50 pounds of good mass before he turned 21? I mean, sure, it happens all the fucking time but we're not psychics!"

This right here. This kis is so Athletic for his size. 

Sabalo

Certifiably Surly
15 minutes ago, satyanash said:

mood

 

Finally Satya brings something enjoyable to the board.

cochamps

Burnt Ends

Alright, alright, alright!

pearlandhorn

Legacy Members

Damn. He’s already fucking huge at 6’5”. Yancy is going to turn him in to a damn bulldozer. Herman is building an offensive line unit that any RB would love to run behind and any QB would love to throw behind.

Goodman

Full Members

Flair for everyone, Hook'em!

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EZ$

Legacy Members
30 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

Bawse?  Please tell me that’s not supposed to mean “boss”. Hard to criticize Hand, but that’s a bit too close to “station is lit” old man trying to be cool. 

Born Burnt

Legacy Members
5 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Bawse?  Please tell me that’s not supposed to mean “boss”. Hard to criticize Hand, but that’s a bit too close to “station is lit” old man trying to be cool. 

Relax and enjoy the moment.

 

Bigbend1812

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23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

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texifornia

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That's fucking right! So stoked about this one. Cosmi Part 2.

Edited by texifornia

futureman

Legacy Members

he looks mean.  we need more cruel players. 

Walden Ponderer

Certifiably Surly

Hot fucking damn I am having one hell of a good birthday month. 

Hey, Lindberg! This is what happens when you refuse to either shit or get off the pot. A badass slav will steal your spot and probably your girlfriend, too. Herb Hand does not mess around.

Goodman

Full Members

Looks like we now have an Icelandic on the team but he claims Florida for some reason.

 

Chopper

Burnt Ends
(edited)

I was just logging on and the first post I expected to read was one sadly asking where our commitment was for today. Holee Furk was I wrong, we got the Serbian Slayer! Hook 'Em! 

Edited by Chopper

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