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satyanash

Certifiably Surly
1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

Bijan isn’t fast, explosive or elusive. He’s a glider with some one-cut ability, but definitely not the best RB recruit in the nation.  Pretty disappointed, but we really aren’t utilizing his 1 or 2 strengths in this offense. 

Not going to blame our RBs when our OL is so visibly terrible at zone blocking.

...except maybe Ingram. Hang on to the fucking ball, dude.

Mdhorn

Certifiably Surly
32 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol well this is fucking dumb. He’s still 2 weeks post getting turned into a Japanese paper fan and is running behind our equally paper thin Oline. 

Travis Etienne would look bad in our offense but is a great fit in Clemson's.  Bijan would be perfect fit in that offense.    

Coelenterate Fuccboi

Legacy Members
12 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Travis Etienne would look bad in our offense but is a great fit in Clemson's.  Bijan would be perfect fit in that offense.    

“That offense”, you mean any offense where the players are well coached and execute consistently?

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

“That offense”, you mean any offense where the players are well coached and execute consistently?

That's the one!!

Sgt Hulk

Legacy Members

Can we all just pray to dear whatever fucking deity you pray to that he doesn’t go portal shopping 

Not a Sock

Full Members
(edited)

If you put Bijan in a rubber suit and coated him in KY he would still get tackled trying to run behind our shit soaked toilet paper of a line.

Edited by Not a Sock

TheFlyingBoat

Legacy Members
22 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Bijan isn’t fast, explosive or elusive. He’s a glider with some one-cut ability, but definitely not the best RB recruit in the nation.  Pretty disappointed, but we really aren’t utilizing his 1 or 2 strengths in this offense. 

If you can't tell the problem is our line and not our RB room (besides Ingram fumbling) you should really learn football.

Mdhorn

Certifiably Surly
7 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

“That offense”, you mean any offense where the players are well coached and execute consistently?

Yep--just tempering people's expectation on our players.  The coaching is more in question than the players, but that could easily change for the worse so that they equal.  

William Bludworth

Burnt Ends

Bijan isn't a fumbling pussy like Ingram. He'll actually get better, regardless of who's coaching. 

LTtxfan

Legacy Members
4 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

If you can't tell the problem is our line and not our RB room (besides Ingram fumbling) you should really learn football.

Terrible OL Coaching... No excuses for that shit against blOU !!!

 

ztejas

Certifiably Surly
On 10/10/2020 at 4:51 PM, EZ$ said:

Bijan isn’t fast, explosive or elusive. He’s a glider with some one-cut ability, but definitely not the best RB recruit in the nation.  Pretty disappointed, but we really aren’t utilizing his 1 or 2 strengths in this offense. 

Lol. Bijan looked pretty awesome on the touches he got on Saturday I thought. Sometimes I can't tell if y'all are either not watching the games or getting too drunk to remember what happened.

William Bludworth

Burnt Ends
11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol. Bijan looked pretty awesome on the touches he got on Saturday I thought. Sometimes I can't tell if y'all are either not watching the games or getting too drunk to remember what happened.

In all fairness to them, it might be both. The lines get blurry...

EZ$

Legacy Members
On 10/10/2020 at 4:51 PM, EZ$ said:

Bijan isn’t fast, explosive or elusive. He’s a glider with some one-cut ability, but definitely not the best RB recruit in the nation.  Pretty disappointed, but we really aren’t utilizing his 1 or 2 strengths in this offense. 

This poster should be banned!!! 
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ousux

Legacy Members

Saw this bumped, was hoping Bijan had a clone commiting for 2021

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
On 10/10/2020 at 5:51 PM, EZ$ said:

Bijan isn’t fast, explosive or elusive. He’s a glider with some one-cut ability, but definitely not the best RB recruit in the nation.  Pretty disappointed, but we really aren’t utilizing his 1 or 2 strengths in this offense. 

What a disappointment, am I right?

Gut Wagon

Legacy Members
(edited)

How are we judging RBs these days? Earl and Ricky won one Heisman each, but it took the two of them together to equal the total of one Archie Griffin. He must have been the fastest, explosivest and elusivest of all. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

Blackcat00

Legacy Members

I think Bijan put the not being fast to bed last night. Dude is electric and should be the face of Texas and college football the next two seasons. 

Burt Macklin

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, Blackcat00 said:

I think Bijan put the not being fast to bed last night. Dude is electric and should be the face of Texas and college football the next two seasons. 

He’s amazing, but he’s still doesn’t have long speed. He got tracked down multiple times last night. If anything, he confirmed it not put it to bed. Doesn’t really matter though. He’s still elite. 

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
59 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He’s amazing, but he’s still doesn’t have long speed. He got tracked down multiple times last night. If anything, he confirmed it not put it to bed. Doesn’t really matter though. He’s still elite. 

Yeah, a play like this reads to me as elite acceleration, not speed

 

Hank_Hill

Certifiably Surly
(edited)

Plenty of elite pro RBs don’t/didnt have great top end speed. Not a necessary trait, good bonus obviously

Edited by Hank_Hill

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
22 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Plenty of elite pro RBs don’t/didnt have great top end speed. Not a necessary trait, good bonus obviously

Bijan reminds me of Arian Foster. Doesnt have the complete top end speed but great blend of gliding, acceleration, power and most importantly vision

LTtxfan

Legacy Members
On 12/30/2020 at 2:24 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Plenty of elite pro RBs don’t/didnt have great top end speed. Not a necessary trait, good bonus obviously

Emmitt Smith was not a RB with speed... but he had a decent career in the NFL behind an amazing O-line. 😋

Blackcat00

Legacy Members
(edited)
On 12/30/2020 at 12:58 PM, Burt Macklin said:

He’s amazing, but he’s still doesn’t have long speed. He got tracked down multiple times last night. If anything, he confirmed it not put it to bed. Doesn’t really matter though. He’s still elite. 

Not many RB's are going to break away from a 4 star CB with an angle like Gonzalez. Bijan doesn't have Jamaal speed but there are only a handful over the years who do. 

Edited by Blackcat00

EZ$

Legacy Members
5 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Bijan reminds me of Arian Foster. Doesnt have the complete top end speed but great blend of gliding, acceleration, power and most importantly vision

Reminds me a lot of Demarco Murray. 

Sgt. Slaughter

Legacy Members
33 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

sheeeeesh 

 

Spoiler this, it’s NSFW.

crash_davis

Legacy Members

they should NSFL tag that shit. those other dudes have families.

Hmmm

Full Members
(edited)
On 12/31/2020 at 12:55 PM, RGBIII said:

Bijan reminds me of Arian Foster. Doesnt have the complete top end speed but great blend of gliding, acceleration, power and most importantly vision

I compared him before to D'onta Foreman for the same reasons.  Yours might be a better comparison.  I don't get the Adrian Peterson comparison.  But, he can torch you on flare routes like OU did with AD and Demarco Murray.

Bijan's cutting ability is insane.  Unlike anybody I can think of.  A lot of his big runs late in the season started off tackle, then he'd find a seam, burst through it, and leave the front 7 in the dust.  Against KState, there was a TD where he was running at full speed to the endzone with an LB approaching from the side; he makes a subtle side-step and the LB doesn't even touch him.  Unreal.  If he had elite top-end speed, imo, he'd be a once in a decade type of player (looking at you Jamaal, Adrian).  Then again, elite top-end speed might negate some of the attributes that make Bijan so special.

Edited by Hmmm

Red Five

Certifiably Surly

If he had Jamaal Charles top end speed at 225 lbs with everything else he can do, he’d be the best running back any of us has ever seen.

SDG

Certifiably Surly
17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If he had Jamaal Charles top end speed at 225 lbs with everything else he can do, he’d be the best running back any of us has ever seen.

Without eugenics that isn't happening.  Let's enjoy the 90% perfect face of our program while we have him.   

conVINCEd

Legacy Members
37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If he had Jamaal Charles top end speed at 225 lbs with everything else he can do, he’d be the best running back any of us has ever seen.

Jamaal ran a 10.18 while doing track as a hobby.   He could’ve been an Olympian if he was from a country other than the US or Jamaica, and if he had focused on it he might have been able to make a relay team for one of those countries.  The list of humans that has his top end speed at any given moment in time is probably less than 50.

NOOBSDUDE

Full Members

Saquon Barkley a little. 

Nope

Legacy Members

He’s like if Ricky had spent his whole adolescence studying Reggie Bush videos on YouTube 

William Bludworth

Burnt Ends
(edited)

To think this dude's asshole touches the back of his helmet against tech and he was like Meh. That would paralyze 99% of us. He's a freak of nature. 

Edited by Spider2YBanana

futureman

Legacy Members
18 hours ago, Hmmm said:

I don't get the Adrian Peterson comparison. 

nor should you because it’s ridiculous. 

Jersey Man10

Burnt Ends

Damn, thought he decommited or some shit.

Pato del Muerto

Certifiably Surly

Why on god’s green, smokable earth would you bump this thread for that?

Huckleberry

Certifiably Surly

Here come the pussies crying about a perfectly reasonable post. 

If you're so scared of everything that you were nervous that Bijan Robinson was transferring after the deadline so he'd have to sit out a season in his contract year after recently signing a huge and public NIL deal with a local Lamborghini dealership then the problem isn't a thread being posted on, the problem is that you're a giant pussy.

UncleBuck

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Here come the pussies crying about a perfectly reasonable post. 

If you're so scared of everything that you were nervous that Bijan Robinson was transferring after the deadline so he'd have to sit out a season in his contract year after recently signing a huge and public NIL deal with a local Lamborghini dealership then the problem isn't a thread being posted on, the problem is that you're a giant pussy.

1. Maybe he blew'd out his knee

2. Sarcasm

Pato del Muerto

Certifiably Surly
1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Here come the pussies crying about a perfectly reasonable post. 

If you're so scared of everything that you were nervous that Bijan Robinson was transferring after the deadline so he'd have to sit out a season in his contract year after recently signing a huge and public NIL deal with a local Lamborghini dealership then the problem isn't a thread being posted on, the problem is that you're a giant pussy.

What does his being at an nba game have to do with recruiting?

Hornlover

Legacy Members
49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does his being at an nba game have to do with recruiting?

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Dbeasy

Certifiably Surly

I have a massive man crush for this guy. He’s everything you want in a Texas player/RB. 

It’s driving me crazy, though. I can’t identify an NFL back that he’s like. He’s not quite as shifty as Barry Sanders. Who is it?

One interesting trait about him. He always seems like he’s running at 3/4 speed, yet he just works his way thru traffic. Never seen anything like it. Maybe that’s his super power. Vision. 

Butch Had Not

Full Members
10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I have a massive man crush for this guy. He’s everything you want in a Texas player/RB. 

It’s driving me crazy, though. I can’t identify an NFL back that he’s like. He’s not quite as shifty as Barry Sanders. Who is it?

One interesting trait about him. He always seems like he’s running at 3/4 speed, yet he just works his way thru traffic. Never seen anything like it. Maybe that’s his super power. Vision. 

Reminds me of sneezy beltran.

Huckleberry

Certifiably Surly
11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I have a massive man crush for this guy. He’s everything you want in a Texas player/RB. 

It’s driving me crazy, though. I can’t identify an NFL back that he’s like. He’s not quite as shifty as Barry Sanders. Who is it?

One interesting trait about him. He always seems like he’s running at 3/4 speed, yet he just works his way thru traffic. Never seen anything like it. Maybe that’s his super power. Vision. 

Why do you need to compare him to a former player? That obsession, and it's everywhere in sports, is so weird. 

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