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Atticus

Burnt Ends
(edited)

Bijan's biggest issue was his lack of patience. Once he slows down a bit, he'll do well.

Edited by Atticus

Mason Ramsey

Full Members

lol, y'all idiots are playing checkers while @Sydney Cartoon is playing Mensa. He's dedicated to the march to 1000 on every thread. 200 IQ plays

Hank_Hill

Certifiably Surly

We declare Bijan a bust yet?

Coelenterate Fuccboi

Legacy Members
49 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We declare Bijan a bust yet?

He busted in your mom.

NorLa Horns

Full Members
7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Show your work or fix your english, dipshit. Because otherwise you suggested that texas legend Bryant Westbrook went to school at Georgia you dumb Motherfucker. 

Fuck you dude. Going into any post being a massive tool is no way to go thru life. You misunderstood what was said because you wanted to misunderstand. Everyone else got it. 

So here's the test. Everybody else understood. Except for you. So who is the ignorant mother fucker. 

Bigbend1812

Certifiably Surly

So, back to Ringo’s mom...

Coelenterate Fuccboi

Legacy Members
5 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

So, back to Ringo’s mom...

I wish.

NorLa Horns

Full Members
4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

So, back to Ringo’s mom...

Yeah. Her son taking that bag of cash gave her cancer. Let that be a lesson. SECx3 is carcinogenic 

Bigbend1812

Certifiably Surly
1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yeah. Her son taking that bag of cash gave her cancer. Let that be a lesson. SECx3 is carcinogenic 

Sad Michael Scott GIF

futureman

Legacy Members
4 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

He busted in your mom.

that was gary johnson. 

Coelenterate Fuccboi

Legacy Members
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
 

@NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
 

 

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SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

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This feels accurate. But man I got to let loose for the first time in 6 or so months. 2 am watching Return of the Jedi felt wonderfully satisfying. But yeah that pic probably going to also illustrate the rest of my Sunday too. 

Newy25

Certifiably Surly
24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
 

@NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
 

 


I did not know this was behavior we had to apologize for. I’ve had several of those incidents and I thought the appropriate response was to hide from the board in shame for a few days and not read comments on my posts. 

Burt Macklin

Burnt Ends
45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
 

@NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
 

 

 

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

So your "3 year old who got to get shithammered" drank till 3 am??

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I believe the proper response to SC’s post would be

9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Show your work or fix your english, dipshit. Because otherwise you suggested that your 3 year old got shithammered, you dumb Motherfucker. 

 

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

I believe the proper response to SC’s post would be

 

And that’s fair 

NorLa Horns

Full Members
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
 

@NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
 

 

I'm speechless. 

 

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SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
56 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

I'm speechless. 

 

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Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. 

Lhorn

Legacy Members
You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. 

That’s kinda how I would have expected an apology to sound on Surly.

stork642

Legacy Members
6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
 

@NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
 

 

Please tell me you didn’t forget the 3 year old at the bar.  That’s definitely the dad version of the walk of shame.  Nothing worse than that shitty look from the bartender and all he can say is...dude. We’ve all been there.  

NorLa Horns

Full Members
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my 

I'm 1 drink in. Let me get wound up. We will revisit

NorLa Horns

Full Members
11 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

He busted in your mom.

mom did seem kinda.....gooey , when I hugged her today

LTtxfan

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. 

Awesome SC!!

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JesusSweatDuck

Burnt Ends
5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. 

How's the hangover?

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
(edited)
47 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How's the hangover?

It ain’t great. I’ve been slow drinking all day and I’m pretty sure tomorrow is going to feel like MarkStanco trying to read Dickens. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Having to make amends with Norla for being too drunk is rock fucking bottom, holy shit. 

Sir everyone has dark days. 

jeevsie

Legacy Members

Confused.  Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat?

Coelenterate Fuccboi

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, jeevsie said:

Confused.  Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat?

No. That’s on another site.

Vertigo

Full Members
(edited)
14 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sir everyone has dark days. 

None darker than the day we all signed up for Surly.

 

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Edited by Vertigo

Doc Reeves

Certifiably Surly
40 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Confused.  Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat?


it was said earlier that it seemed he rushed things a little bit at the line. Understandable when it’s your first college game and youre just excited/nervous. 
They got a pass out to him in space and after that imo he was able to settle in.

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
(edited)

He is somehow alive?

Edited by texifornia

Burt Macklin

Burnt Ends
37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He is somehow alive?

I absolutely thought his career was over when that happened, but then the stretchers never came on the field. He’s lucky. 

tantric superman

Legacy Members

Yeah, I kind of grabbed my neck and kind of screeched, which got the whole house laughing .

Bevo14

Burnt Ends
52 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

that looked scary as fuck when it happened

This. Dudes seem to be getting more aggressive with their hurdles over time.

Hank_Hill

Certifiably Surly

In my very limited medical opinion, think we’re going to see some lingering effects of that for the next few weeks i.e. Bijan isn’t going to be featured or if he is will look a little different. You don’t just walk out of that without your body saying holy fuck for a bit.

squeegeedegg

Full Members

That's one of the best full-reverse shrimps I've ever seen. 

Rholl

Legacy Members

Im pretty sure that had to be the ghost of Bijan that we saw get up and run off the field.....

Mason Ramsey

Full Members

i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad.

Wild Bill

Legacy Members
52 minutes ago, Rholl said:

Im pretty sure that had to be the ghost of Bijan that we saw get up and run off the field.....

What i was thinking of too when it happened. That would have killed a normal man.

Helobious

Legacy Members
20 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad.

It wasn’t head or neck contact though. It’s the perfect opportunity to jar the ball loose with a shot like that. If you don’t want to risk it then don’t try to hurdle people.

cafe society

Legacy Members
24 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad.

I've seen it called before.

 

Mason Ramsey

Full Members
It wasn’t head or neck contact though. It’s the perfect opportunity to jar the ball loose with a shot like that. If you don’t want to risk it then don’t try to hurdle people.

that’s fair enough, but I see it as a defenseless player. just as bad as hitting someone in the side and calling it a blindside, he’s defenseless in the air, with his body turned 180 degrees and zero feet established on the ground. if that’s not a defenseless player, i don’t know what is.

Helobious

Legacy Members

That’s true. Either way I hope he’s learned to never try that again. He almost got Johnny Knox’d.

William Bludworth

Burnt Ends

I was scared af to click on this update. I half expected it to say Bijan passed away or some shit. That was brutal to watch. 

Pato del Muerto

Certifiably Surly
13 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

that looked scary as fuck when it happened

After he landed, I got pissed at brando and Tillman for ignoring it to yammer about the ball being loose. I think it took a replay before they even acknowledged it as scary. 

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