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TexMexBuddha

Certifiably Surly

Hahahaha! Told ya Bijan would raise the floor to this class.

Welcome aboard Ethan! Hook'em [emoji869]

Keef

Legacy Members

Dude yelling in the background of his hudl tape is sublime

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
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13 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Got to love when shit works out like this. What was the Pouncey story again? I remember being blown away on Shaggy but I've forgotten most of the finer details now.

https://insidetexas.com/pouncey-picks-texas/

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WINTER PARK, FL — Because of a glitch in the Texas Football recruiting mailing list, Jordan Pouncey had been receiving mail from Austin for a year. Well, call it fate when he committed to Texas today.

How this affects Texas: The way Pouncey and Texas got to know each other is a funny story. Accidentally put on UT’s mailing list last spring, close to former UT staffer Andrew Sowder, hit it off with WR coach Drew Mehringer, and was blown away on his visit to Texas. Each time I speak to him, his love for the Longhorns only grows. His girlfriend’s family built up Austin and then UT exceeded expectations. He’s been trending Miami even before he de-committed from Notre Dame, but hearing The U might possibly be going in a different direction. If true, this kid is Longhorn on NSD. – JW

 

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Goodman

Full Members

Very nice, Hook'em!

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Lhorn

Legacy Members

Calves are not SEC ready.  J/K  His HUDL film is Nice!  Looks like a good instinctual player with good ball skills.  

Nice pick up.  Staff has been recruiting lights out last few weeks.  Not sure if it was Broughton or the '21 guys before him, but something seems to have lit a fire under the offerees.  

Cairn Horn88

Legacy Members

I'm sitting on top of the world.......

don't want to come down!

Mdhorn

Certifiably Surly

Was about to call it a night and thought, oh hell, let's glance over at....BOOM! Ethan Pouncey mf'ers!  Hook'em.

GRHorn

crowd sourced
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I'm so happy the Pouncey kids' pic has come to fruition. All because Charlie's assistant sent the recruiting mail to the wrong kid in Florida back when Jordan was a Notre Dame commit.

 

Damn I had no idea about that pic on the bottom right. Dude should’ve been in the calculator a long time ago. That’s up there with Sam’s. 

Walden Ponderer

Certifiably Surly
3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Was about to call it a night and thought, oh hell, let's glance over at....BOOM! Ethan Pouncey mf'ers!  Hook'em.

Yep. Yep. Turned away for a second, and BOOM, motherfuckers. Burnt orange Kool-aid for err'body. Life is good, and there are only 8 days left in my captivity.

BrazilHorn

Certifiably Surly

Love recruiting kids nationwide. Especially with how consistently pouty Texas HS coaches seem to be. 

Bring the best in. Regardless of state. 

cochamps

Burnt Ends

Alright, alright, alright!

BurntOrange4Life

Legacy Members

What the hell happen? I walk away from my pc thinking the nights over and BAM out of nowhere we get a commit.

maninblack

Burnt Ends
 

Analysis from the bum on the corner is worth more

perfectchaos007

Legacy Members

Don't even need Charlie Strong for a Florida pipeline. Not with this kickass staff

campcrunk

Burnt Ends
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41 minutes ago, BurntOrange4Life said:

He clearly does not play well with others. He won't let the opposing team touch the ball. 

I think we're going to see E. Pouncey and Bowman with an awful lot of interceptions fairly soon.

 

Edit: I just wanted to add "fuck you, Auburn."

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Wishbone

Legacy Members

Fuck yeah (late to the party but, got here)! Insert every “fuck yeah” gif here

Neonmoon

Certifiably Surly

We have the #10 & #11 CB in the nation. 

Noice

Leanderman

Legacy Members

A lot of Texas kids must be scratching their heads over why they passed on Texas? Good pick up.

Gut Wagon

Legacy Members
8 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Damn I had no idea about that pic on the bottom right. Dude should’ve been in the calculator a long time ago. That’s up there with Sam’s. 

Even before his Hiring, Mensa somehow was playing 4D chess on this one. Charlie was but an unknowing pawn.

tantric superman

Legacy Members
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Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly
9 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Love recruiting kids nationwide. Especially with how consistently pouty Texas HS coaches seem to be. 

Bring the best in. Regardless of state. 

We're forced to do this because Jimbo has the state locked down.

/aggy

Hornius Emeritus

Legacy Members

He's got tremendously long arms but it appears he's going to need to spend some time with Yancy as he's skinny as a rail.

BabaYaga

Legacy Members
13 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

He's got tremendously long arms but it appears he's going to need to spend some time with Yancy as he's skinny as a rail.

We can rebuild him....we can make him stronger....

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T&T’s Dad

Full Members
9 hours ago, BurntOrange4Life said:

He clearly does not play well with others. He won't let the opposing team touch the ball. 

Looks like 8 pics in that video.  That's a pretty damn good junior season.  And he housed four of them...

Noodles

Full Members

Wow!  This was an unexpected, but great, pickup.  Takes away some of the sting of CTJ.

ztejas

Certifiably Surly
2 hours ago, jeevsie said:

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Take a rep. Was looking for this gif the other day and couldn't find it after a good 30 mins of searching. 

And fuck yeah on Pouncey - shaping up to be another good class. 

Born Burnt

Legacy Members
7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Take a rep. Was looking for this gif the other day and couldn't find it after a good 30 mins of searching. 

Obviously one of your more productive work days.

 

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