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MirrOlure

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Red Five

Certifiably Surly
57 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

It is such a good feeling to see us recruit elite players on offense for the third year in a row. Those dark years from 2010 -2017 watching our completely helpless offenses are going to be a distant memory. 

You sir, may speak for yourself. I will always cherish the memories of Tyrone Swoopes handing off to Kyle Porter and throwing to Lorenzo Joe. 

Red Five

Certifiably Surly
57 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

It is such a good feeling to see us recruit elite players on offense for the third year in a row. Those dark years from 2010 -2017 watching our completely helpless offenses are going to be a distant memory. 

You sir, may speak for yourself. I will always cherish the memories of Tyrone Swoopes handing off to Kyle Porter and throwing to Lorenzo Joe. 

Red Five

Certifiably Surly
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Triple post!

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Red Five

Certifiably Surly
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triple post!

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Cairn Horn88

Legacy Members

Where is the "Welcome to the revolution"?  Do we have something new for 2020"?

DeweyCox

Legacy Members

Shitchea! Hook’em!

JFKFC

Legacy Members

Welcome home Jaylen.

 

I am a big fan of watching gigantic mother-scratchers in brunt orange body-slam inferior opponents within an inch of their lives.

 

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Napoleon

Legacy Members
4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Somewhere, Jake Smith and Mookie Wilson are rejoicing.

Mookie Wilson?

...or Mookie Cooper?

Carl Spackler

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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Rent.  Free.

Post Oak

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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I love these guys.  It's Christmas day every day with them.

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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"LibHorns" lol

Bigbend1812

Certifiably Surly
29 minutes ago, mdmost said:

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This.  Guy.  Fucks.

Bevo14

Burnt Ends
12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"LibHorns" lol

Surly troll. Everybody knows it's "libsip", ya  stupid libsip

USMCHorn

Full Members
13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"LibHorns" lol

They love to tie their fandom to politics and it’s fucking hilarious.

Magus Ossis

Full Members
2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Surly troll. Everybody knows it's "libsip", ya  stupid libsip

 

2 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

They love to tie their fandom to politics and it’s fucking hilarious.

Everyone knows the best party is the afterparty. Come on over-- don't worry that the liquor stores are closed. Afterparty leadership plans in advance.

TtomTerrific

banned

 Sheppard and McCoy have broken that poor fucking "Bo Darville"....he has been at it nonstop over there for a month on each and has been dead ass wrong on every post he has made about each. 

every one.

And I love that somewhere, right now, Looch is curled up calling Carrington "uppity"

Cairn Horn88

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Just like clockwork.  One of their must have recruits goes to the Horns, and suddenly he's just not that good, getting a surprising 4th star.  That Evil Empire must pay!

TexMexBuddha

Certifiably Surly
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Welcome to the 40 Acres Mr. Garth!

Herb Hand doing yeoman's work to get the OL program situated. Excellent Sunday. Hook'em!

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dumb stuff

Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly

My favorite part of that was "Liucci doesn't move guys up and down on whim with no basis at all."

WBT

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, TtomTerrific said:

 Sheppard and McCoy have broken that poor fucking "Bo Darville"....he has been at it nonstop over there for a month on each and has been dead ass wrong on every post he has made about each. 

every one.

And I love that somewhere, right now, Looch is curled up calling Carrington "uppity"

He's a transfer!

It's a run of the mill coaching change!

MrPhlegm

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Lulz. Poooooor aaagggggggyyyy.

MrPhlegm

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They love to tie their fandom to politics and it’s fucking hilarious.
Well aggy IS socalist.

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William Bludworth

Burnt Ends

Evans wanted beef up front? There you go. Herman ain't fucking around. Get the linemen, then fill in the rest. We're on a roll, boys. 

MrPhlegm

Legacy Members
My favorite part of that was "Liucci doesn't move guys up and down on whim with no basis at all."
Indeed Liucci does not move guys up and down on whim with no basis at all.

Looch moves HIS head up and down.

Gobble gobble gobble

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Scholz

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, USMCHorn said:

They love to tie their fandom to politics and it’s fucking hilarious.

You even mindless tribalism full of rage, bro?

Henry Hill

Legacy Members
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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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aggy is right. garth’s offer list was abysmal:

-texas 

-bama 

-ohio state

-lsu

 

 

 

-texum bulldogs/arkansas/mizzou/ms st/the other ut 

7 secsecsec offers but isn’t sec good. ok.

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Coelenterate Fuccboi

Legacy Members

Since Texas has beaten SEC two years in a row, Texas good seems better than SEC good. So, they have a point.

gmr548

Legacy Members

Really like where this OL class is heading.

Napoleon

Legacy Members
54 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Evans wanted beef up front? There you go. Herman ain't fucking around. Get the linemen, then fill in the rest. We're on a roll, boys. 

I hope that he likes these guys committing, but Evans is a “Three & Out” RB. Hopefully all of these guys redshirt. Evans might play behind one of these guys his sophomore year, maybe. Then his junior year he might play behind two of these guys... maybe. 

It’s better to get a class of beef and have Evans be happy than not, but it’s entirely possible that Evans only plays a handful of snaps behind any of the OLs who sign in 2020. 

That being said, it is absolutely great for the program. 

TexasToast

Burnt Ends

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 Welcome & Hook 'em Horns Jaylen!

pacman

Burnt Ends

Welcome to the 40

William Bludworth

Burnt Ends
37 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I hope that he likes these guys committing, but Evans is a “Three & Out” RB. Hopefully all of these guys redshirt. Evans might play behind one of these guys his sophomore year, maybe. Then his junior year he might play behind two of these guys... maybe. 

It’s better to get a class of beef and have Evans be happy than not, but it’s entirely possible that Evans only plays a handful of snaps behind any of the OLs who sign in 2020. 

That being said, it is absolutely great for the program. 

For sure. Barring injury he's done in 3. I was just going on what he said about wanting beef up front, so this has to be appealing to him. You're right, though. When these guys make an impact he'll either be on his way out, or maybe one or  two will get a start as a sophomore with him. 

Valmy77

Full Members

Love getting those offensive linemen. Welcome Garth!

Dbeasy

Certifiably Surly
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 Welcome & Hook 'em Horns Jaylen!

One of the greatest moments of a Bevo in history. The way he emerged from the fog and stepped into a regal pose sent chills thru me. It was awesome.

And then he almost tops it by just about making shish kabob out of a dog.

TtomTerrific

banned

love that young Bevo....very symbolic of the entire effort around here now

sdm

Certifiably Surly
2 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Indeed Liucci does not move guys up and down on whim with no basis at all.

Looch moves HIS head up and down.

Gobble gobble gobble

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True Mr. Phlegm, but it's not a whim Looch's head is bobbing up and down on.

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