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Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly
1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Awesome. Great news to wake up to.

Scrong.

sushihorn

Full Members
4 hours ago, USMCHorn said:

They love to tie their fandom to politics and it’s fucking hilarious.

Yep.  We try to keep it contained to the Cloak Room PRECISELY because there is such a wide range of political views among our alumni and fan base.

Hagbard Celine

Legacy Members
5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

My favorite part of that was "Liucci doesn't move guys up and down on whim with no basis at all."

The elephant-in-the-room corollary: if Looch wasn't moving the kid *DOWN* while 247 was moving him up, there are only 2 explanations.  Either 247 was moving the kid up to CATCH UP TO the great and powerful Looch, OR, Looch was OFF on his #11 assessment.

So which is it aggy?  Lazy looch? or Incompetent looch?

Because if he "doesn't stroke him off on a whim", he is either lazy or incompetent.

BigHorn'13

Burnt Ends
10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I need MORE!!!

 

Preferably more of Flexbone and his hot takes. He has the makings of a new daddy98 without the aggy identifier (which is unfortunate because we have to assume he's surly or even worse, one of those tshirt fans.)

Leanderman

Legacy Members

Wide base, seals the edge and doesn't require an additional blocker to handle a defender. Just what you want in a right tackle. Give him 20-25 more pounds and he will be a true mauler. Good pick up. Just needs to work on his hands a bit to keep defenders off him.

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Careful, might pull a hammy

Katfid54

Certifiably Surly

Is that Nick Cage or Andy Kaufman?

JBJ

Legacy Members

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Bear19

Full Members
28 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Is that Nick Cage or Andy Kaufman?

Cage. I think. 

LW Goatman

Legacy Members
11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

The elephant-in-the-room corollary: if Looch wasn't moving the kid *DOWN* while 247 was moving him up, there are only 2 explanations.  Either 247 was moving the kid up to CATCH UP TO the great and powerful Looch, OR, Looch was OFF on his #11 assessment.

So which is it aggy?  Lazy looch? or Incompetent looch?

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MrPhlegm

Legacy Members
The elephant-in-the-room corollary: if Looch wasn't moving the kid *DOWN* while 247 was moving him up, there are only 2 explanations.  Either 247 was moving the kid up to CATCH UP TO the great and powerful Looch, OR, Looch was OFF on his #11 assessment.
So which is it aggy?  Lazy looch? or Incompetent looch?
Because if he "doesn't stroke him off on a whim", he is either lazy or incompetent.
Or too busy gobbling cock to do it.

Sgt Hulk

Legacy Members

thats a big dude,  thank you so much aggy for backing off this one and letting us have the left overs  /s

Wild Bill

Legacy Members
2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Is that Nick Cage or Andy Kaufman?

Nick Cage

Red Five

Certifiably Surly
Cage. I think. 

I think some old conspiracy theories now make sense. You show me a picture of Cage and Kaufman together.

Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly
56 minutes ago, Red Five said:


I think some old conspiracy theories now make sense. You show me a picture of Cage and Kaufman together.

Conspiracy theories?  This was :based on a true story":

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TKthunder2

Burnt Ends

Nice addition to the class.  Party on.

dingleberryswitzer

Legacy Members

Has aggy claimed he is just trolling the sips and is gonna enroll early,  then flip before signing day? 

Machinator

Certifiably Surly

ACL and lateral meniscus tear for Garth, and possibly more. He's out for the season.

William Bludworth

Burnt Ends

Damn. Get well, kid. Good thing we're in a position to allow him to redshirt and make a full recovery (hopefully). 

Gut Wagon

Legacy Members
14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

ACL and lateral meniscus tear for Garth, and possibly more. He's out for the season.

Well, that's a drag. Get well, Jaylen. 

Elmer_Fudd

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Damn. Get well, kid. Good thing we're in a position to allow him to redshirt and make a full recovery (hopefully). 

Yeah with the way our OL room is now it'd probably be his RS Soph year before he saw the field so he's got nearly 3 years of recovery time.  Hopefully he's good to go in the 2021 winter offseason.

Sabalo

Certifiably Surly
4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah with the way our OL room is now it'd probably be his RS Soph year before he saw the field so he's got nearly 3 years of recovery time.  Hopefully he's good to go in the 2021 winter offseason.

Terrible news for the young man. Isn't he scheduled to be an early enrollee?

Machinator

Certifiably Surly
15 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Terrible news for the young man. Isn't he scheduled to be an early enrollee?

Don't think so

BigHorn'13

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

ACL and lateral meniscus tear for Garth, and possibly more. He's out for the season.

You mean to tell me Herman's rough practices reach the high school level? Damn...

6th Street

Legacy Members

Damn probably will need two years to fully recover from this. 

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
27 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Damn probably will need two years to fully recover from this. 

Hello Captain Pessimism

XOVERX

Full Members
On 8/24/2019 at 5:39 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah with the way our OL room is now it'd probably be his RS Soph year before he saw the field so he's got nearly 3 years of recovery time.  Hopefully he's good to go in the 2021 winter offseason.

Yup.

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
21 hours ago, XOVERX said:

Yup.

Hmm. You’re actually close enough to be crowdsourced. 

XOVERX

Full Members
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I see I have sicced the surley wolfpack on myself.

Look boys, as much as we all would love to see Jaylen Garth make a swift and thorough recovery, Elmer Fudd is most likely correct.

To remind the hater wolfpack, Garth tweaked his knee first back in 2018, missing some games.

Then, this year, back in August, Garth tweaked it again, and he missed games early this year, too, as I recall.

Now ... this. This time we're not talking tweak.

Hopefully, Garth's knee is rebuilt and it heals so doggone quickly he starts the opener and for four straight years thereafter.

But the probabilities suggest otherwise. The probabilities suggest RR&R, and get him ready for 2021 - which isn't a bad thing.

I don't understand why my earlier comment has generated such universal derision and hatred.

I've been posting in Texas boards since Al Gore invented the internet, I think I'm okay at it, and I think the naysayers ought to undo their ... imprecise voting, lol.

Edited by XOVERX

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
9 minutes ago, XOVERX said:

I see I have sicced the surley wolfpack on myself.

Look boys, as much as we all would love to see Jaylen Garth make a swift and thorough recovery, Elmer Fudd is most likely correct.

To remind the hater wolfpack, Garth tweaked his knee first back in 2018, missing some games.

Then, this year, back in August, Garth tweaked it again, and he missed games early this year, too, as I recall.

Now ... this. This time we're not talking tweak.

Hopefully, Garth's knee is rebuilt and it heals so doggone quickly he starts the opener and for four straight years thereafter.

But the probabilities suggest otherwise. The probabilities suggest RR&R, and get him ready for 2021 - which isn't a bad thing.

I don't understand why my earlier comment has generated such universal derision and hatred.

I've been posting in Texas boards since Al Gore invented the internet, I think I'm okay at it, and I think the naysayers ought to undo their ... imprecise voting, lol.

For a guy with such self proclaimed experience posting on texas boards, you’d think you’d fucking be better at it. You bumped a dead thread with no news and just a snarky takedown of a recruits ability to recover from injury. If you’re shocked you got negged then you’re even more clueless than your posting alone indicates. 

KYHorn

Certifiably Surly
10 minutes ago, XOVERX said:

I see I have sicced the surley wolfpack on myself.

Look boys, as much as we all would love to see Jaylen Garth make a swift and thorough recovery, Elmer Fudd is most likely correct.

To remind the hater wolfpack, Garth tweaked his knee first back in 2018, missing some games.

Then, this year, back in August, Garth tweaked it again, and he missed games early this year, too, as I recall.

Now ... this. This time we're not talking tweak.

Hopefully, Garth's knee is rebuilt and it heals so doggone quickly he starts the opener and for four straight years thereafter.

But the probabilities suggest otherwise. The probabilities suggest RR&R, and get him ready for 2021 - which isn't a bad thing.

I don't understand why my earlier comment has generated such universal derision and hatred.

I've been posting in Texas boards since Al Gore invented the internet, I think I'm okay at it, and I think the naysayers ought to undo their ... imprecise voting, lol.

If you've been posting that long, you should know that bumping a thread a full 3 months since the last post for a 3 letter word will be frowned upon. Add to that that everyone is on edge given our poor performance and that is why you have been declared an object of wrath.

XOVERX

Full Members

Incorrect, boys.

When I first posted, the thread was already at the top.

It was already bumped. Check out the dates and times.

KYHorn

Certifiably Surly
On 8/24/2019 at 8:11 PM, texifornia said:

Hello Captain Pessimism

 

On 11/30/2019 at 11:03 AM, XOVERX said:

Yup.

Post before yours is 8/24. Next post is yours on 11/30.

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
11 minutes ago, XOVERX said:

Incorrect, boys.

When I first posted, the thread was already at the top.

It was already bumped. Check out the dates and times.

So you’re an illiterate non-functional retard. Well that explains everything. 

Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly
On 12/1/2019 at 10:16 AM, XOVERX said:

I see I have sicced the surley wolfpack on myself.

Look boys, as much as we all would love to see Jaylen Garth make a swift and thorough recovery, Elmer Fudd is most likely correct.

To remind the hater wolfpack, Garth tweaked his knee first back in 2018, missing some games.

Then, this year, back in August, Garth tweaked it again, and he missed games early this year, too, as I recall.

Now ... this. This time we're not talking tweak.

Hopefully, Garth's knee is rebuilt and it heals so doggone quickly he starts the opener and for four straight years thereafter.

But the probabilities suggest otherwise. The probabilities suggest RR&R, and get him ready for 2021 - which isn't a bad thing.

I don't understand why my earlier comment has generated such universal derision and hatred.

I've been posting in Texas boards since Al Gore invented the internet, I think I'm okay at it, and I think the naysayers ought to undo their ... imprecise voting, lol.

This is working well.

RomaVicta

Full Members

I'd like to help you, dude. But. You know. Sayonara.

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texifornia

Certifiably Surly
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HtownHorn

Full Members
6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Not a surprise. UH would be a good landing spot for him.

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

That injury just crushed him. Too bad.

Sabalo

Certifiably Surly

Why enter the portal now? What is the cutoff date to get the pancake money?

Hornlover

Legacy Members
8 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Why enter the portal now? What is the cutoff date to get the pancake money?

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Here's footage of Garth asking for his pancake money, and Sark's answer.

Napoleon

Legacy Members
25 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

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Here's footage of Garth asking for his pancake money, and Sark's answer.

Well, is Sark the CFO?

I would think that there is some fine print that most of us don’t know about. 

Leanderman

Legacy Members

I wish him nothing but the best in life and his future.

Vito Andolini

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

I wish him nothing but the best in life and his future.

You’re not just Leanderman, you’re Niceman.

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
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8 hours ago, Hornlover said:

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Here's footage of Garth asking for his pancake money, and Sark's answer.

He has a signed and accepted contract from Horns with Heart…their deals are structured monthly

Edited by RGBIII

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