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Hank Scorpio

Burnt Ends

I declare that the most apt comparison is Emmanuel Acho but with better pass rushing skills. 

Walden Ponderer

Certifiably Surly
8 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I declare that the most apt comparison is Emmanuel Acho but with better pass rushing skills. 

I would have gone with "better taste in fashion" but that works too.

SHOOTER12

Certifiably Surly
3 hours ago, mdmost said:

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Jeez that was embarrassing...

Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly
2 hours ago, Landomatic said:

I was dropping my kid off at school this morning and Dorbah walked in front of my car.  He looked at me...I threw him a hook em and gave him a "you know what's up" nod.  He smiled big, gave me a chin nod of acknowledgment and kept walking.

That's the most obvious "calculator" moment in the history of recruiting.  He should have put that in the commitment video.

Goodman

Full Members
46 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Jeez that was embarrassing...

Someone should wash your freaking mouth. That night set the culture. 

 

JFKFC

Legacy Members

I pity the QBs of the Big 12

 

mr t GIF

SHOOTER12

Certifiably Surly
10 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Someone should wash your freaking mouth. That night set the culture. 

 

Maybe it was a different photo op, but I remember him hitting at a locker and the impact knocking him backwards and nearly off his feet because he didn't know how to swing a sledgehammer.

Or am/was I dreaming?

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Maybe it was a different photo op, but I remember him hitting at a locker and the impact knocking him backwards and nearly off his feet because he didn't know how to swing a sledgehammer.

Or am/was I dreaming?

It was that night. It was pretty funny to be honest.

SHOOTER12

Certifiably Surly
Just now, texifornia said:

It was that night. It was pretty funny to be honest.

As a lifelong construction worker I cringed.

Great idea, great concept, but poor execution.

cochamps

Burnt Ends

Alright, alright, alright.  Glad to have an edge rusher on the 40 acres!

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Isn't Prince a 4*?

...yes?

XOVERX

Full Members

First thing I saw on the board today was Dorbah.

Hell yeah!

Dorbah can play. Great verbal.

Welcome, Prince.

6th Street

Legacy Members

This guy is the #7 rated OLB and 111th rated player in the country. Should be a 3 year starter 

gmr548

Legacy Members

I know it was considered a foregone conclusion, but it's still nice to see Dorbah's commitment become official with all the doom and gloom that's been hanging around Texas recruiting for the past few weeks. He is an excellent fit at B backer and I'm excited to see what he can do in this defense. Hopefully this can be a catalyst for some positive recruiting momentum heading into the season.

Vertigo

Full Members
6 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I declare that the most apt comparison is Emmanuel Acho but with better pass rushing skills. 

And with a far less cunty demeanor I hope.

Redneck Mutha

Certifiably Surly
7 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Fuck Georgia.

Noodles

Full Members

What a great addition to the class.

Sleepyhorn

Legacy Members

This young man is going to be special. Great addition to the class.

Bevo

Legacy Members
8 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Striker was 6’0 and played at 220 his last year. Dorbah is 6’2ish and weighed in at 210 during the basketball season. Dorbah will probably play around 240. He won’t be nearly as limited in usage as Striker.

Different era, but Kiki DeAyala played at UT as a DE at around 6ft 1.5in and 235lbs and then played in the pros as a LB. If Dorbah could reach that level of production, we all would be very happy.

Machinator

Certifiably Surly
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Wrong thread

Edited by Machinator

Born Burnt

Legacy Members
2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

JQJ

 

Did the bot malfunction?

 

Machinator

Certifiably Surly
1 minute ago, Born Burnt said:

Did the bot malfunction?

 

Yes

campcrunk

Burnt Ends
(edited)

If he can keep the ridiculous first step he showed in camp settings while adding some good weight, I think he'll have the chance to be an absolute monster for us.

Edited by campcrunk

Thiefery

Burnt Ends
18 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

so we gotta stop aggy from taking good players or they will be in the CFP?

Walden Ponderer

Certifiably Surly
1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

so we gotta stop aggy from taking good players or they will be in the CFP?

Nah. As long as they are aggy, it won't matter who their players are, they aren't winning squat.

Born Burnt

Legacy Members
10 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nah. As long as they are aggy, it won't matter who their players are, they aren't winning squat.

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sushihorn

Full Members
15 hours ago, gmr548 said:

I know it was considered a foregone conclusion, but it's still nice to see Dorbah's commitment become official with all the doom and gloom that's been hanging around Texas recruiting for the past few weeks. He is an excellent fit at B backer and I'm excited to see what he can do in this defense. Hopefully this can be a catalyst for some positive recruiting momentum heading into the season.

It's like everyone had completely forgotten the emotional roller coaster of the 2019 recruiting cycle. 

Walden Ponderer

Certifiably Surly
32 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

It's like everyone had completely forgotten the emotional roller coaster of the 2019 recruiting cycle. 

Remember when everybody was 100% certain that Shepherd was going aggy? I don't know what we're wrong about this year, but it's definitely something, because the general consensus is always wrong about something.

Goodman

Full Members
5 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

How does a paid "expert" not know how Coach has played vs. ou in his 4 games when HC? We could have beat that Baker team with no offense, players not buying in & a HS coaching staff.

Harrison Stafford

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nah. As long as they are aggy, it won't matter who their players are, they aren't winning squat.

Aggy would find a way to lose a one man jerk off contest.

Hank_Hill

Certifiably Surly
5 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Aggy would find a way to lose a one man jerk off contest.

I think thinking about sheep the whole time makes it an automatic loss

rungeflash

Full Members
6 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

That was cringe worthy "analysis".  Doesn't that dumbfvck know ominihu was big12 defensive lineman of the year, 10 sacks and 18 tfl?!?

Maybe, just maybe.....Dorbah is coming here to continue the success 

 

 

 

 

futureman

Legacy Members
5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nah. As long as they are aggy, it won't matter who their players are, they aren't winning squat.

guess you conveniently forgot 1939.  sip tard 

Pato del Muerto

Certifiably Surly
2 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Aggy would find a way to lose a one man jerk off contest.

I was in one of those in college. Still have the gold and bronze medals!

Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly
On 7/9/2019 at 9:20 PM, Vertigo said:

And with a far less cunty demeanor I hope.

If cunty demeanors turn you off, you're on the wrong board.

(edited)
2 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Something about this guy on the video (not Dorbah) bothers me. The cheesy dance moves, the incessant "lesss GOOO!", the fact that he looks like the love child of Childish Gambino and Chris Warren. Idk what it is. 

 

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Reese Bennett

Legacy Members

Same. Like nails on a chalkboard or brakes without any pad.

Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly

Good pass by the high school kid with the full beard.

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