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BigHorn'13

Burnt Ends
2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

u know how i know ur yt

@1:02

 

Know how I know you're not from the H (like Alford being from fucking Pearland) and not reading your username? 

 

"From Southwest to Southeast, bitch
It's about war not bout peace
Nigga like me, I'm 'bout knockin' out teeth"

"I gotta be a man, hope you understand
There's nothin', but the work, and the calico in my hand
On a corner on the Ridgevan and I'm serving a fiend
A real live D-Boy and you know what I mean"

"They wonder where I went, they keep looking
I don't give a fuck, like Tyson I keep hookin'
Or maybe like Lenox, I'm strong to the finish
I'm like the ghetto Popeye, but I don't need spinach"

 

 

Zro (and arguably Fat Pat for his era) was/is the best lyricist to come from the Screwed Up Click.

Souf'Sia fa Lia' / resident screwhead and actual native Houstonian

UDontKnow

Legacy Members
58 minutes ago, immamac said:

Alabama. Ohio state. Clemson. All develop it. This staff can't develop anything. Talent leaves. 

Talent leaves those schools too. Mookie Cooper is looking to transfer from Ohio State and is potentially considering coming to Austin. Hurts graduated from Bama as soon as he could and grad transferred to OU sucks so he could get an opportunity to solely lead a team to the playoffs thereby improving his draft potential.

But it feels that Alford left prematurely.

GreenspointTexas

Certifiably Surly
8 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Actually @hornfromdallas, I am not white. I'm not black or Hispanic either. And Drake owes the entirety of his success to J Prince, so even though he's a bitch, he respects H-Town. Negged for a stupid post. You went full Carl. 

Uh... alford quoted zro not drake

 

and I just came here to say: cant hate on a kid who quotes zro in his transfer post

 

good luck to alford

stork642

Legacy Members
13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

He’s going to play for Todd Orlando. Fuck his dumb ass.

He must like blitzing 40 yards from the line of scrimmage.  Good for him.  

Ricky's one-hitter

Certifiably Surly

#100yardlandlord finds himself in espn’s top 100 players preseason players list, likely one of the last guys of his class. 
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pyrofiend

New Members
#100yardlandlord finds himself in espn’s top 100 players preseason players list, likely one of the last guys of his class. 
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He's one the safeties that Matthew Golden cooked on 4th and 13.

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
37 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Didn't this dude transfer to USC and suck?

It’s almost like you read the first sentence of the fucking blurb that was posted. Almost. 

William Bludworth

Burnt Ends
49 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s almost like you read the first sentence of the fucking blurb that was posted. Almost. 

To be fair, that's exactly what happened lol 

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