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@Texas Homer Is a newcomer to the site, and they have a new youtube channel you should subscribe to. I wanted to share a video they recently made that shows film and goes top to bottom on every recruit in the class. 

Well done and welcome to Surly Horns, the best longhorns community on the internet.

Quick Summary of what and who gets broken down and on what side of the ball (all player names are clickable links to their thread):

There is only 1 5 star in the class Ja'Tavion Sanders - a fucking machine of an 18 year old. Going to be a dynamic player on both sides of the ball

17th Ranked composite recruiting class. 

Offense

  • 1 QB
    • Charles Wright                                     
  • 1 RB
    • Jonathan Brooks                                  
  • 3 WR
    • Jaden Alexis                                         
    • Keithron Lee                                          
    • Casey Cain                                            
  • 3 TE
  • 2 OL
    • Hayden Conner                                    
    • Max Merril                                            

Defense

  • 4 DE
    • Ja'Tavion Sanders(technically ATH) 
    • Derrick Harris Jr.                               
    • Jordan Thomas                                 
    • David Abiara                                      
  • 1 DT
    • Byron Murphy II                                 
  • 2 CB
    • Jamier Johnson                                
    • Ishmael Ibraheme                             
  • 2 OLB
    • Terrence Cooks                                
    • Morice Blackwell                              
  • 1 S
    • JD Coffee                                          

 

 

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Post Oak

Legacy Members

I saw that video the other day.  Good work texashomer.  Keep em coming

JohnnyRage

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I'm a Texas homer, you're a Texas Homer...

RGBIII

Burnt Ends

He also made this bad ass edit

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Texas Homer

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2 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

I'm a Texas homer, you're a Texas Homer...

We are all Texas Homers

Texas Homer

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2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I saw that video the other day.  Good work texashomer.  Keep em coming

Thanks brother. Working on the new video as we speak.

Butch Had Not

Full Members

The Texas YouTube community has come a long way. They will all endorse each other as more content the better.  Homer has been bringing good stuff and hope it keeps growing. 

SwanderedTalent

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4 hours ago, immamac said:

There is only 1 5 star in the class

Thanks Tom Herman, ya fuckin' jerk

dingleberryswitzer

Legacy Members
56 minutes ago, Texas Homer said:

100% all the UT channels on YouTube are united and we all know each other behind the scenes. Great group of guys. The goal is to provide fans the content we wanted growing up. Trying to compete with each other just weakens the community.

Are you sure it’s not just you with several personalities?

Vertigo

Full Members

Good stuff Homer. Love this. 

Texas Homer

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50 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Are you sure it’s not just you with several personalities?

Don't ruin the illusion for the fans haha

UDontKnow

Legacy Members

Not a fan of the intro sound byte. I managed to scare my mother and my dog at the same time. Thanks a lot Homer.

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Texas Homer

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42 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Not a fan of the intro sound byte. I managed to scare my mother and my dog at the same time. Thanks a lot Homer.

Animated GIFs graphic | Homer simpson, The simpsons movie, Homer

Haha it's the 'Wilhelm Scream' which film directors put in their movies as a running joke for the directors that came before them. It was a nod to my film background. Plus, it gets people's attention immediately haha. 

pyrohornIII

Certifiably Surly
(edited)

I watched this earlier this week as well.  Excellent quality on content and production.  I subscribed like 3 minutes into it.  Thanks and good luck with your productions!

 

Edit add:

 

I liked it spoke in language I understood, and didn't try to sound too young and hip, or too technical, like someone trying to impress people with knowledge they may or may not have, by simply using 25 cent words.   And when there was technical speak, it was usually done in a context the layman like me could pick up on.   

Edited by pyrohornIII

SA-KC_Horn

Legacy Members

I don't see any film of Kate, not convinced about the homerism.

Davis Lane

Legacy Members

Saw this video not too long ago and quickly became of fan of Homer's work.

Great break down and worthwhile info on each player.

Looking forward to seeing more content.

Good job on the horned skull as well.

Davis Lane

Legacy Members
53 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

I don't see any film of Kate, not convinced about the homerism.

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UDontKnow

Legacy Members

@Texas Homer any plans to do a video on what to expect on defense under Coach PK? 

I learned the hard way to mute your vids for the first 4-5 seconds, lest my family think I am in great distress.

SwanderedTalent

Full Members

who are the 15 cocksuckers who downvoted the Bijan Robinson video?

ChemicalHorn

Legacy Members

Some pretty fun clips of Conner punking the Katy DE going to am, Sylla (?) Would be interesting to see that whole game tape. 
 

Casey Cain has some of the funnest highlights of any offensive guy in our class, idgaf about his ranking.

TrashMaster G

Legacy Members
12 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

who are the 15 cocksuckers who downvoted the Bijan Robinson video?

Tom Herman, Michelle Herman, Casey Horney...

Texas Homer

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17 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

who are the 15 cocksuckers who downvoted the Bijan Robinson video?

Haha that's all part of the game. OU, A&M, Bama fans like to show up give a thumbs down and dip out haha.

Texas Homer

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18 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

@Texas Homer any plans to do a video on what to expect on defense under Coach PK? 

I learned the hard way to mute your vids for the first 4-5 seconds, lest my family think I am in great distress.

I have already written the PK defensive strategy video. Going to start VO today and edit. You should see it in the next few days.

UDontKnow

Legacy Members
2 minutes ago, Texas Homer said:

Haha that's all part of the game. OU, A&M, Bama fans like to show up give a thumbs down and dip out haha.

You're new here, so there's something you should know about this board.

They are referred to as 'aggy' here. 

Texas Homer

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28 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You're new here, so there's something you should know about this board.

They are referred to as 'aggy' here. 

Haha you know I was referring to Prairie View A&M obviously...

SDG

Certifiably Surly

Don’t forget get the Bijan video gents.  It hooked my sub so quick I bet Bijan to win the Heisman.  

 

markstanco

Legacy Members

Can somebody compare Brooks to Ingram as far as being a smaller school player?

That's the only thing that should bother anybody at all. Lesser competition.

BR is special, and, from a non-football state. Hope brooks will trade reps with him for the right reasons.

Handcruser

Legacy Members

Where did Texas homer go?

Soliver465

Burnt Ends
22 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Where did Texas homer go?

Inside Texas 

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