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Condensing the great work done by @Neonmoon, @Burt Macklin, etc.

Five-star WR and aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athletics (DESPITE his two younger brothers not making the move with him). There were rumors he had been living with Hunter Dunn's family in Tomball. 

UIL denied the waiver. aggy blamed the evil sips. 

North Forest head coach Terrell stated under oath that Demas was being shopped as a package deal with Dunn to schools like Ole Miss, Oklahoma State, and LSU.

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Terrell also said he was notified by coaches at LSU, Mississippi and Oklahoma State that Whitfield was “shopping” Demas and Dunn as a “package” to prospective schools. Demas committed to A&M last September while at North Forest. Dunn has not picked a school.

It turns out QB Hunter Dunn wants a better WR to make him look good so he can get an athletic scholarship

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Demand wanted to be closer to Raaschad Whitfield aka Footwork King to get free training. 

The head coach of Tomball high school is Kevin Flanigan. Turns out he went to aggy and his daughter works for them as a recruiting assistant. What a better place for A&M to make sure no other schools come calling with better offers than one with an A&M head coach. 

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It also turns out, that Footwork King business is on property owned by the Dunn family 

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Who owns Dunnco Properties II LTD

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Look who else was promoting this...Texags

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Orange&White

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24 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

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Manny, look at these Pelicans fly! Come on, Pelican!!

Ricky's one-hitter

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The UIL "took away" your senior season much in the same way eating a metric ton of red meat "took away" my normal cholesterol

Elmer_Fudd

Legacy Members

Lulz at this guy taking the money bags to go play in a boring offense where he won't be featured when he could have come to Texas and been a star.  Kudos to Omeire for seeing the light.

Dijon Robinson

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6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at this guy taking the money bags to go play in a boring offense where he won't be featured when he could have come to Texas and been a star.  Kudos to Omeire for seeing the light.

Who needs Demas when we've got Money

lemonandaturd

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Black, Schooler, and Money fart in this aggy twats general direction.  

Viper

Burnt Ends

Texas A&M Fightin' Aggies?

 

2%'er

fattyflattie

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Birthday edits for uncles.  Nothing to see here, move along. 

Horn Under a Bad Sign

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3 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Birthday edits for uncles.  Nothing to see here, move along. 


Wait till he sees the new burnt orange and white bass boat I just delivered to his driveway. 

Beau Vine

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The Texas Bowl championship ring pulls it all together.

fattyflattie

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1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Wait till he sees the new burnt orange and white bass boat I just delivered to his driveway. 

He’ll be towing it with a 250 I suppose.  Every trainers dream, a new bass boat and F250. 

MoJames

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The Texas Bowl championship ring pulls it all together.

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Jesus that thing is ugly.

Mdhorn

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5 hours ago, MoJames said:

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Jesus that thing is ugly.

Looks like it was inspired by a large bottle opener. 

mr. sunshine

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6 hours ago, MoJames said:

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Jesus that thing is ugly.

Why does it have a salad bar sneeze guard? There’s no Golden Corral yellowed lettuce inside 

Tex Pete

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5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Why does it have a salad bar sneeze guard? There’s no Golden Corral yellowed lettuce inside 

That chocolate fountain, though...

Tex Pete

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Speaking of chocolate fountains, the Texas Bowl versus Arkansas qualifies. 🐕💩💩💩

Vertigo

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21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Speaking of chocolate fountains, the Texas Bowl versus Arkansas qualifies. 🐕💩💩💩


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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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19 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Looks like it was inspired by a large bottle opener. 


I used it for the steering wheel on the bass boat. I sure hope FK likes it.  

Pato del Muerto

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On 2/10/2021 at 11:31 AM, MoJames said:

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Jesus that thing is ugly.

Looks like something you’d get for winning calf roping at the belton county fair

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Mac8111

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Learned something new today.  I always thought his first name was Desmond.     Looks like he got picked up for possession.  

BayouBill

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12 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Learned something new today.  I always thought his first name was Desmond.     Looks like he got picked up for possession.  

comb.io - Screwed the Pooch

JesusSweatDuck

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

205 lbs was with all the weed in his pockets. 

Demond needs to step up his game. Crab legs don't steal themselves.

Funny thing is if he came to Austin he wouldn't have even been arrested.  I think just a ticket and sent on his way

Pato del Muerto

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6’2 205?

but the aggy roster has him at 6’3 180

huh. 

MoJames

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He looks excited

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I wonder who the first guy to say, you know what, I want front, side and back pigtails.

Hiphopopotamos

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This is the kind of shit that happens when you ship Karen off to Nebraska to die.

Enchubben

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Just now, MoJames said:

I wonder who the first guy to say, you know what, I want front, side and back pigtails.

usually he hides them in the chef boyardee hat.

UncleSonny

Burnt Ends
7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is the kind of shit that happens when you ship Karen off to Nebraska to die.

That's right, Memaw had the entire CSPD under her thumb and was running protection. Now that she's fucked off of Nebraska, Sark has ordered the cops to declare open season on Texas' only SEC West program.

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is the kind of shit that happens when you ship Karen off to Nebraska to die.

Wait, KKL moved? Got dammit, her existence was one of the most aggy things ever. 

Newy25

Certifiably Surly

So he didn’t see the field once as a freshman despite a hot garbage depth chart at receiver and now he gets popped for possession? I think we have read this story before and know how it ends. 

Dijon Robinson

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30 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

So he didn’t see the field once as a freshman despite a hot garbage depth chart at receiver and now he gets popped for possession? I think we have read this story before and know how it ends. 

Don't forget the fact that he didn't travel with the team for a few of their road games last season

BigHorn'13

Burnt Ends

Let he who have not possessith cast the first joint

Texasborn91

Legacy Members

He also didn’t play his senior season correct? 

bigco

New Members
2 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

He also didn’t play his senior season correct? 

He did not.

billfromlaketravis

Legacy Members
21 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Don't forget the fact that he didn't travel with the team for a few of their road games last season

And sat in the stands at a few home games. 

fattyflattie

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

6’2 205?

but the aggy roster has him at 6’3 180

huh. 

Crooked face fat fuck chin pussy was saying yesterday that he is still lacking weight.  That doesn’t jibe, but also 9.95 so...

Harrison Stafford

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

6’2 205?

but the aggy roster has him at 6’3 180

huh. 

Rivals had him at 6’7 235.

lemonandaturd

Legacy Members

He is going to be on the "get the fuck out of College Station" train as soon as he gets lit again at the station.  

6th Street

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lol they can actually arrest you for weed in College Station????

Sgt Hulk

Legacy Members

This dude is going to kill it at blinn or trinity next year 

Bill Lumbergh

Burnt Ends

All this debate about whether cspd should be arresting for that amount of weed or not...take one look at his mugshot and tell me that guy wasn't going to be arrested from the time cspd encountered him, weed or not.

That's why you don't spend your college years in CS, chef.

RomaVicta

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13 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

....yeah weed and all.....but....
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Was he so stoned that he thought there was a swimming pool?

Run Run Run Punt

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On 9/12/2020 at 9:09 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at this guy taking the money bags to go play in a boring offense where he won't be featured when he could have come to Texas and been a star.  Kudos to Omeire for seeing the light.

In his defense, he would have chose to play for Tom Herman...

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