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Condensing the great work done by @Neonmoon, @Burt Macklin, etc.

Five-star WR and aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athletics (DESPITE his two younger brothers not making the move with him). There were rumors he had been living with Hunter Dunn's family in Tomball. 

UIL denied the waiver. aggy blamed the evil sips. 

North Forest head coach Terrell stated under oath that Demas was being shopped as a package deal with Dunn to schools like Ole Miss, Oklahoma State, and LSU.

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Terrell also said he was notified by coaches at LSU, Mississippi and Oklahoma State that Whitfield was “shopping” Demas and Dunn as a “package” to prospective schools. Demas committed to A&M last September while at North Forest. Dunn has not picked a school.

It turns out QB Hunter Dunn wants a better WR to make him look good so he can get an athletic scholarship

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Demand wanted to be closer to Raaschad Whitfield aka Footwork King to get free training. 

The head coach of Tomball high school is Kevin Flanigan. Turns out he went to aggy and his daughter works for them as a recruiting assistant. What a better place for A&M to make sure no other schools come calling with better offers than one with an A&M head coach. 

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It also turns out, that Footwork King business is on property owned by the Dunn family 

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Who owns Dunnco Properties II LTD

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Look who else was promoting this...Texags

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Pam Cummings

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Of course Buzbee is representing this idiot. What a sleaze.

Bevo

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11 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Gonna have to avoid this thread for a while 

The surlyite doth protest too much, methinks

The Gimp

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8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Why pay for his NIL when you can download his mugshot for free?

JOSEYWALES66

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It wouldn’t shock me if somebody at A&M pisses him off someday and he starts singing about why he cho$e aggieland.  

JFKFC

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23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

He'll enjoy Norman. 

Focht Up

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(edited)
48 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
Nm

Edited by Focht Up

UTCzech III

Certifiably Surly
59 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

He'll enjoy Norman. 

He’s moving in with KKL?

UTEE97

Certifiably Surly
4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

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tokamak

Burnt Ends

Betcha Buzbee drops him as a client in 3, 2, 1...

Dennis Taylor

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14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

I doubt he's been playing a lot of school, are there any eligibility requirements for the portal?

CHIEF

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3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I doubt he's been playing a lot of school, are there any eligibility requirements for the portal?

I think he went full Blutarsky:

CHIEF

crash_davis

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1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

I think he went full Javonne Shepherd

speaking of, where is that dude now? 

CHIEF

Burnt Ends
24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

speaking of, where is that dude now? 

Last of him on 24/7, he was at Butler Community College, in Kansas. He has never been on the roster.

CHIEF

crash_davis

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1 minute ago, CHIEF said:

Last of him on 24/7, he was at Butler Community College, in Kansas. He has never been on the roster.

CHIEF

does he still look like he weighs 200 lbs? that may have something to do with it.

40acredropout

Burnt Ends
20 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

It wouldn’t shock me if somebody at A&M pisses him off someday and he starts singing about why he cho$e aggieland.  

I still think this is a role that will eventually be played by Evan Stewart.

Nope

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

speaking of, where is that dude now? 

DM Footwork King

CHIEF

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

does he still look like he weighs 200 lbs? that may have something to do with it.

When you loose that much weight, but probably didn't pick up any foot speed, you are no longer capable of being a Div.I football player. You are just some average un-athletic dude.

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Rholl

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the petty part of me wants Demas to get an offer here.... and Sark get him to 40 catches for 600 yrds and 6/7 tds..... just to Stewarts head flip around!

Tex Pete

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3 hours ago, Rholl said:

the petty part of me wants Demas to get an offer here.... and Sark get him to 40 catches for 600 yrds and 6/7 tds..... just to Stewarts head flip around!

Fuck no. Demas is a piece of shit, just like he was when aggy signed him. Javonne Shepherd was a piece of shit that we never should have signed. Zach Evans was and is a piece of shit, who we thankfully didn’t sign. Stay away from drama queens. 

ousux

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the petty part of me wants Demas to get an offer here.... and Sark get him to 40 catches for 600 yrds and 6/7 tds..... just to Stewarts head flip around!
No

Edit- no

Bevo

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On 3/29/2022 at 11:53 PM, Rholl said:

the petty part of me wants Demas to get an offer here.... and Sark get him to 40 catches for 600 yrds and 6/7 tds..... just to Stewarts head flip around!

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