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Condensing the great work done by @Neonmoon, @Burt Macklin, etc.

Five-star WR and aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athletics (DESPITE his two younger brothers not making the move with him). There were rumors he had been living with Hunter Dunn's family in Tomball. 

UIL denied the waiver. aggy blamed the evil sips. 

North Forest head coach Terrell stated under oath that Demas was being shopped as a package deal with Dunn to schools like Ole Miss, Oklahoma State, and LSU.

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Terrell also said he was notified by coaches at LSU, Mississippi and Oklahoma State that Whitfield was “shopping” Demas and Dunn as a “package” to prospective schools. Demas committed to A&M last September while at North Forest. Dunn has not picked a school.

It turns out QB Hunter Dunn wants a better WR to make him look good so he can get an athletic scholarship

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Demand wanted to be closer to Raaschad Whitfield aka Footwork King to get free training. 

The head coach of Tomball high school is Kevin Flanigan. Turns out he went to aggy and his daughter works for them as a recruiting assistant. What a better place for A&M to make sure no other schools come calling with better offers than one with an A&M head coach. 

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It also turns out, that Footwork King business is on property owned by the Dunn family 

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Who owns Dunnco Properties II LTD

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Look who else was promoting this...Texags

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Rickylovesweed

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(edited)

It's not so much fun as it is funny. 

These idiots started all of this with the conspiracy theories blaming Texas when in reality it was probably shady dealings between FWK/aggy that really caused Demas to be ineligible. 

Edited by Rickylovesweed

Chopper

Burnt Ends
(edited)

I seem to remember Demas supposedly saying yesterday that he had only stayed with the Dunn family for a couple of nights.  I don't think I'm making this up. Interesting Mrs Dunn would (edit: seemingly) contradict that. Anyone else recall? Maybe it was a quote from his testimony or perhaps in that interview he did afterwards? 

Edited by Chopper

sushihorn

Full Members
1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

so why did they lie about who he was living with?

aggy ALWAYS lies, cheats, steals and tolerates those who do.

hookem48

Legacy Members
41 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I believe this whole Demas move is 100% about winning a state championship.  Any side benefit is just a side benefit.  Has everyone forgot how much high school football means to a community like Tomball

has Tomball been worth a shit since the '80s?

Wishbone

Legacy Members

There are definitely multiple agendas in this saga, but they all have a level of stank on them for different end goals. That should be readily apparent to anyone familiarized with this by now.

SaucyJack

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, Chooky said:

There's a 40-yard-dash requirement for Dunn residency. 

4.8? Fuck outta here

 

Wait, so the son's gotta go live with Granpa?

Also, mom...

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Deej

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5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yes, it's so difficult...no, absolutely to know if you have a large young black man with a big chefs hat living in your home.

I'd better go look around, I may have a house full of Heisman award winners living with me that I didn't know about.

 

Wishbone

Legacy Members
8 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yes, it's so difficult...no, absolutely impossible to know if you have a large young black man with a big chefs hat living in your home.

I'd better go look around, I may have a house full of Heisman award winners living with me that I didn't know about.

I laughed.

txhorns

Legacy Members

It will be interesting to see if Demas loses faith in the aggy coaches if they really did facilitate this move.

pacman

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(edited)

They keep referencing Allen amd Katy.

What aggy doesn't seem to understand, those schools are smart and recruit athlete transfers in middle school, before athletes get to HS varsity athletics. Already lettering at another school brings the denied stamp out at uil across all sports most of the time.

Edited by pacman

Rickylovesweed

Full Members
Just now, txhorns said:

It will be interesting to see if Demas loses faith in the aggy coaches if they really did facilitate this move.

Good luck with that. He has a bunch of aggys in his ear now. You can bet they're feeding him the same bullshit that the Texags posters are coming up with. 

SHOOTER12

Certifiably Surly
20 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

aggy ALWAYS lies, cheats, steals and tolerates those who do.

...and then ALWAYS washes the deception and theft down with a big chug from the Mason jar to cleanse the palate/conscience,... oops forgot, they have no conscience..

Sabalo

Certifiably Surly
3 hours ago, pacman said:

Hi, I am Mrs. Dunn. My favorite movie is The Blind Side and my personal hero is Leigh Anne Tuohy.

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what we have here is a Tomball Tuohy

1,2

Rickylovesweed

Full Members
Just now, pacman said:

They keep referencing Allen amd Katy. What aggy doesn't seem to understand, those schools are smart and recruit in middle school, before athletes get to HS varsity athletics. Already lettering at another school brings the denied stamp out at uil across all sports most of the time.

It's even dumber because Dunn doesn't play at Allen or Katy. The move was in part to facilitate FWK's agenda with Dunn. 

SHOOTER12

Certifiably Surly
(edited)
10 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I laughed.

Laughed hell, I'm looking around like a mofo....

Edited by SHOOTER12

Deej

Burnt Ends
6 minutes ago, txhorns said:

It will be interesting to see if Demas loses faith in the aggy coaches if they really did facilitate this move.

Nick Saban: "If aggy cared about you, they wouldn't have fucked over your senior season."

irishtexan

Burnt Ends

This thread is fucking embarrassing

Shaggy3.0

Legacy Members
This thread is fucking embarrassing

 

...for aggy.

 

It’s a damn shame what they did to that guy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bob Lives!

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Tap the brakes


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lemonandaturd

Legacy Members

Demas better get some better advisors than Hamm, Brauniger and Lucci.  

SydneyCarton

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57 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I seem to remember Demas supposedly saying yesterday that he had only stayed with the Dunn family for a couple of nights.  I don't think I'm making this up. Interesting Mrs Dunn would (edit: seemingly) contradict that. Anyone else recall? Maybe it was a quote from his testimony or perhaps in that interview he did afterwards? 

It was testimony. You’re remembering correctly. It’s why everyone here is calling massive bullshit. 

Helobious

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I believe this whole Demas move is 100% about winning a state championship.  Any side benefit is just a side benefit.  Has everyone forgot how much high school football means to a community like Tomball

Tomball wouldn't have a prayer of winning just their district even with Demas. I highly doubt any state title dreams factored into this. 

Chopper

Burnt Ends
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It was testimony. You’re remembering correctly. It’s why everyone here is calling massive bullshit. 

Gotcha. All I saw referenced to this specific issue was the Houston Chronicle article but didn't see a ref to testimony. Sworn testimony at that, I'm guessing.  

lemonandaturd

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Tomball wouldn't have a prayer of winning just their district even with Demas. I highly doubt any state title dreams factored into this. 

Never underestimate aggy delusion.  Remember 1927 and 1919, those were championships, right?  

Chooky

Legacy Members

Braking News

EZ$

Legacy Members
2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Never underestimate aggy delusion.  Remember 1927 and 1919, those were championships, right?  

Don’t remember those, but certainly remember their 2010 B12 championship...

WBT

Legacy Members
(edited)
24 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Misspelling “break” but correctly spelling “unbreakable” is quite the accomplishment.

Joke's on you sip.  Demas is so fast, he's like a car with no brakes.

Edited by WBT

SydneyCarton

Burnt Ends
7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Braking News

Goddamnit Chooky. 

Chooky

Legacy Members
50 minutes ago, Deej said:

Nick Saban: "If aggy cared about you, they wouldn't have fucked over your senior season."

"Did anyone stop for a moment to ponder the obvious risks that with that move?  Seems like there are some folks in your sphere who are interested in limiting your window -- maybe some folks considering all of their best interests and none of yours.  A young man with your talent needs people who have your back -- people who open doors, not close them.  Just something to consider."    

Auto Driller

Legacy Members
38 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Misspelling “break” but correctly spelling “unbreakable” is quite the accomplishment.

He was trying to type “I cannot be destroyed” but his finger slipped.

Chooky

Legacy Members
26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Goddamnit Chooky. 

It's too late.  I can't be helped.

Beau Vine

Certifiably Surly
41 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

You can’t tap the brakes on unbreakability.

Maybe he's in hydraulic breaks?

RGBIII

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

Give me a brake.

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Pato del Muerto

Certifiably Surly
(edited)
7 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Give me a brake.

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Edited by Pato del Muerto
Didn’t want to do it. Felt I owed it to you.

WBT

Legacy Members
10 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Give me a brake.

cuz I shore need one 

duck beat me to it

Deej

Burnt Ends
10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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"Your 'WTF?' Celebrity Crush" thread is thataway>>>.

Scholz

Legacy Members
5 hours ago, pacman said:

Hi, I am Mrs. Dunn. My favorite movie is The Blind Side and my personal hero is Leigh Anne Tuohy.

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what we have here is a Tomball Tuohy

% of restaurant visits when she asks to talk to the manager? 97%? 98%?

Pato del Muerto

Certifiably Surly
2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

% of restaurant visits when she asks to talk to the manager? 97%? 98%?

Coach, why do you keep calling hand offs in the red zone?

SquishMitten

Certifiably Surly
It will be interesting to see if Demas loses faith in the aggy coaches if they really did facilitate this move.


As long as he doesn’t come here. Don’t want that shit all over us

Okcool

Burnt Ends

Well Baizer @TFB weighed in...

“Y’all. The Demond Demas stuff from SurlyHorns is a conspiracy theory. Please do not buy into it.”

Tired of Lurking

Full Members
3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Misspelling “break” but correctly spelling “unbreakable” is quite the accomplishment.

Twice.

bUt HeS aRtIcUlAtE!

markstanco

Legacy Members

Yall give him a brake. He is trying to better himself. Tomball has 401 speling as a class.

Pato del Muerto

Certifiably Surly
13 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Well Baizer @TFB weighed in...

“Y’all. The Demond Demas stuff from SurlyHorns is a conspiracy theory. Please do not buy into it.”

Yeah?  Well fuck that guy and his $3.50 in dimes

C-Man

Burnt Ends
Well Baizer @TFB weighed in...
“Y’all. The Demond Demas stuff from SurlyHorns is a conspiracy theory. Please do not buy into it.”


Ok. Cool. Hook ‘em !!!
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