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#12801
14 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

I can't tell you how many times this myth about Cedar Park has come up in conversations.

We laugh haughtily about it at the cedar park yacht and sports club, in between cigar drags and cognac sips. 

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#12804
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Why are there 4 athletes with medals here? Unlikely to tie in the shotput, so I'll go with #Everybody gets a trophy generation. 

#12805

So, I'm thinking we should take 2-3 off the ball linebackers instead of 1-2 in this class 

#12806
15 minutes ago, Fud said:

So, I'm thinking we should take 2-3 off the ball linebackers instead of 1-2 in this class 

Or we can just swap Overshown's meal plan and workout group with Floyd's, hope he doesn't notice, and let nature take it's course.

#12807
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Or we can just swap Overshown's meal plan and workout group with Floyd's, hope he doesn't notice, and let nature take it's course.

Orlando's mission to find a way to get Overshown on the field suddenly ends with the invention of a new safety position: Rover.

#12808
7 hours ago, Laga4 said:

I agree,  that would for sure turn me off.  

OTOH some people would love it.  

Those people are called "women."

#12809
5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Or we can just swap Overshown's meal plan and workout group with Floyd's, hope he doesn't notice, and let nature take it's course.

Why not both? 

#12810
1 hour ago, Fud said:

So, I'm thinking we should take 2-3 off the ball linebackers instead of 1-2 in this class 

Surprised we haven't looked at Kourt Williams, guy from California.

But yeah, we may need an extra LB and drop a spot at another position.

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#12811
3 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

I can't tell you how many times this myth about Cedar Park has come up in conversations.

This hits close to home. I used to live in Cedar Park and wasn’t a millionaire. Now I don’t live there and I am still not a millionaire. 

Fuck all of you for reminding me I has the poors. 

#12813
4 hours ago, ousux said:

know I'm way late, but time for me to officially join 2020


Everyone can rest easy now, I'm here.

Whew! That was a close one! 😅 Don’t put us through that angst next cycle por favor! Errybody now!

#12814
5 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

This hits close to home. I used to live in Cedar Park and wasn’t a millionaire. Now I don’t live there and I am still not a millionaire. 

Fuck all of you for reminding me I has the poors. 

I was being a smartass. Cedar Park has never come up in any conversation I’ve ever had in my life. 

#12815
9 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

I was being a smartass. Cedar Park has never come up in any conversation I’ve ever had in my life. 

It has now, bitch.

#12818
53 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Surprised we haven't looked at Kourt Williams, guy from California.

But yeah, we may need an extra LB and drop a spot at another position.

3-1-7 defense incoming.

#12823
2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I haven’t been following enough to know what package deals are in play?

Evans and George is the only one I know 

 

That being said more than likely it is just a meaningless tweet in support of this 

https://mobile.twitter.com/L8thanRansom/status/1113586019142529025/photo/1

 

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#12824
10 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

Clearly BC just signed up for Amazon Prime and he seccotd for free 2 day shipping. 

Edited by Burt Macklin

#12830
1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

TFB says Broughton is going to go to both aggy and Texas spring game.

Giles has some correspondence for his mom about that!

#12831
3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

TFB says Broughton is going to go to both aggy and Texas spring game.

Was he originally just going to go to us or them? Can't remember who was visiting us the week before, but then going to another spring game.

#12832
1 minute ago, Dummy said:

Was he originally just going to go to us or them? Can't remember who was visiting us the week before, but then going to another spring game.

That was/is Collins's plan.

#12835
11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Fucking Clear Creek. Fuck those people. And Clear Lake, too, while we're at it.

Clear Lake Falcons 4 lyfe

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#12837

I like how she showed a portion of the handwritten note and the photo but was smart enough to leave out the F250 photos and stacks of cash. 

This is a well versed recruiting mom.

 

 

#12838

Pretty sure that was signed by Herman, not Giles...  At least he recognizes Giles isn't getting it done.

#12839
3 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

Pretty sure that was signed by Herman, not Giles...  At least he recognizes Giles isn't getting it done.

With 20+ letters, I bet each coach wrote a couple

#12840

If we still had Cleve Bryant on staff, Ringo's mom would have gotten several hundred letters (*). 

(*) "letters" = pics of Bryant's dick captions such as "How you like me now?"

#12841
32 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If we still had Cleve Bryant on staff, Ringo's mom would have gotten several hundred letters (*). 

(*) "letters" = pics of Bryant's dick captions such as "How you like me now?"

he didn't earn the "old-freak-nasty" nickname by being shy.

http://www.espn.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/6973905/texas-longhorns-cleve-bryant-was-fired-sexual-harassment

 

just another of highlight of fupm's tenure.

#12842

Kendall Milton seems to be either a heavy OU lean or a silent, but he's on campus at Ohio State today, will visit LSU the Monday after the heavy spring game weekend (I'm not sure where he's visiting that weekend, if anywhere), Bama midweek that week, and is visiting Georgia the weekend after that for their spring game 

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#12846
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

If we still had Cleve Bryant on staff, Ringo's mom would have gotten several hundred letters (*). 

(*) "letters" = pics of Bryant's dick captions such as "How you like me now?"

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#12850

Ringo's teammate that plays CB just got Fong'd to OU and an OU mod put in a pick for a CB from KC, Missouri.  

Rogers may be a possibility.

Not sure how many they will take, but seems like Watts ends up at OU as well.

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