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#13052
6 minutes ago, Fud said:

It's aimed at Norman 

 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It works well for both

The Aggy one will be the same clip without the tubleweeds and mountain, but with the added feature of a fat lady walking into Layne's.

#13055
3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Carrington is efficient in his tweets; he's killing two birds with one stone.

Yep. As far as I know, OU is the one using up a ton of OVs. I’m not sure if A&M is using an OV on anyone we care about. The “lit” thing is obviously directed at the Station. 

Just thinking about all the losers this tweet triggered is hilarious. Looch, Hamm, Brauninger, prison boy Hale. The list goes on and on.

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#13059
18 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Damn that's hilarious that both of those fanbases will think it's directed at them.

 

#13061

TE Jalin Conyers will be at the spring game.  He's the kid from the small school in the panhandle that's been blowing up.  Could be an offer candidate this weekend.

#13062
Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

TE Jalin Conyers will be at the spring game.  He's the kid from the small school in the panhandle that's been blowing up.  Could be an offer candidate this weekend.

Just looked up where Gruver is. Hooooly shit that's the middle of nowhere.

#13065

Tech is actually a threat and maybe the favorite for Conyers. A&M might be one to watch too 

#13067

Someone who knows Conyers and the program pretty well thinks he's more of an Epps type who'll end up at WR than a Liebrock type who'll be a move-tight end 

#13068
1 hour ago, Fud said:

Someone who knows Conyers and the program pretty well thinks he's more of an Epps type who'll end up at WR than a Liebrock type who'll be a move-tight end 

Hi Mr Gruver

#13073
1 hour ago, Scholz said:

 

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This is actual footage of Oscar Giles when he sees Herman coming to tell him to start recruiting already.

#13075
3 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

This is actual footage of Oscar Giles when he sees Herman coming to tell him to start recruiting already.

I mean. You’re gonna have to tell me which one is Giles. 

#13081
41 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Caption: Maybelle Skoog leaves College Station after her husband, Hunter (Class of '39), eloped with local ewe.

#13083

Caption: Maybelle Skoog taking a picture by a roadside sign on her way to Austin. Local legend says that she took one look at the town, laughed, and exclaimed “The fuck is this shit?”

#13084
9 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Damn that's hilarious that both of those fanbases will think it's directed at them.

How am I just now noticing your spectacular username for the first time? +rep

#13085
2 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

How am I just now noticing your spectacular username for the first time? +rep

I'm not sure. Most of my posts are stale, filled with dry humor, just like his ribs. Speaking of which, I had to go back and find this. 0 likes looks about right.

 

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#13088

Norman isn’t really as bad as B/CS. It’s like a little West Campus stuck in the surburbs of Oklahoma City, which is on par with Waco. Their campus isn’t too bad either. Like a poor man’s SMU with a bigger football stadium.


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#13090
1 hour ago, Fud said:

Marco Domio, a JUCO corner who's blowing up with recent offers from LSU, A&M, OU, and Auburn, was contacted yesterday by Texas per Nahlin. Per Nahlin, he played his senior year at Houston Heights with Jalen Green. 

Looks like a stud to me

https://247sports.com/player/marco-domio-46048354/

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/8190876/5be127257bd2d00d40ca5e1f

Cool name

#13091
1 hour ago, Bob Lives! said:

Norman isn’t really as bad as B/CS. It’s like a little West Campus stuck in the surburbs of Oklahoma City, which is on par with Waco. Their campus isn’t too bad either. Like a poor man’s SMU with a bigger football stadium.


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All of that (sans West Campus) sounds bad and you should feel bad.

#13092
1 hour ago, Fud said:

Marco Domio, a JUCO corner who's blowing up with recent offers from LSU, A&M, OU, and Auburn, was contacted yesterday by Texas per Nahlin. Per Nahlin, he played his senior year at Houston Heights with Jalen Green. 

Looks like a stud to me

https://247sports.com/player/marco-domio-46048354/

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/8190876/5be127257bd2d00d40ca5e1f

Domio Arigato Marco Roboto!

#13093
All of that (sans West Campus) sounds bad and you should feel bad.


I didn’t say it wasn’t bad. I said it wasn’t AS BAD as B/CS.


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#13094
11 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

I didn’t say it wasn’t bad. I said it wasn’t AS BAD as B/CS.


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don’t worry about him.  he doesn’t know shit. 

#13099
2 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

Norman isn’t really as bad as B/CS. It’s like a little West Campus stuck in the surburbs of Oklahoma City, which is on par with Waco. Their campus isn’t too bad either. Like a poor man’s SMU with a bigger football stadium.


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Agree on OU's campus. It isn't too bad. Aggy's campus buildings look like North Korean rec centers

#13100
Just now, irishtexan said:

Anyone got a link to a list of the guys currently expected to attend the spring game?

There isn't a comprehensive list yet, but the big names for 2020 expected to attend are:

Hudson Card and Jaylen Garth

Ty Jordan

Bijan Robinson

Chad Lindberg

Brennon Scott

Vernon Broughton*

Alfred Collins*

Prince Dorbah

Princely U

Jahari Rogers

Jahquez Robinson (Bama DB commit)

 

*incumbent on their cars' tires surviving College Station intact.

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