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  • truthbringerlrac
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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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#13702
8 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Burton has informed the masses an announcement about EJ will be made on Monday. He's gone.

Maybe, but he still has 247 in his name, so they may just use him as a "national" or regional 7v7 writer.

#13703
51 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Maybe, but he still has 247 in his name, so they may just use him as a "national" or regional 7v7 writer.

Welcome to 247v7 with your host EJ

#13704
21 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Welcome to 247v7 with your host EJ

Your one stop-shop for all things football-ish, frappes, and fancy pants.

#13706

EJ Holland is a worthless piece of shit as a person covering UT. It’s taken them too long to send him on his way and they’ve lost plenty of subscribers as a result of his weak shit. 

#13707
9 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

Running a defense that is heavily reliant on linebacker play with a recruiting base that rarely produces quality linebackers seems counterintuitive. 

Good thing we don’t do that then. This team has the ability to base out of a dime package  that requires one true LB. I’m not sure how we could play a defensive scheme that’s less reliant on linebacker play. 

You’ve seriously gone full satya. Hell, even satya was blaming this one on luck and you bitch about our style of defense even though you have no clue what you’re talking about. 

#13708
7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

EJ Holland is a worthless piece of shit as a person covering UT. It’s taken them too long to send him on his way and they’ve lost plenty of subscribers as a result of his weak shit. 

So you think/know he got canned vs. a voluntary move?

#13710
15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

EJ Holland is a worthless piece of shit as a person covering UT. It’s taken them too long to send him on his way and they’ve lost plenty of subscribers as a result of his weak shit. 

So, you won't be signing onto his new venture where he and Hamm partner-up and go independent to cover recruiting?

#13711
15 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Good thing we don’t do that then. This team has the ability to base out of a dime package  that requires one true LB. I’m not sure how we could play a defensive scheme that’s less reliant on linebacker play. 

You’ve seriously gone full satya. Hell, even satya was blaming this one on luck and you bitch about our style of defense even though you have no clue what you’re talking about. 

I don't think anyone is complaining about our LB haul last class, it's damn good and the Floyd situation is unfortunate.  

The problem is we don't wont to be relying on true freshmen because we have zero depth and the state has been producing zip for LB and when the rare one does emerge he goes to LSU or somewhere.

I think Caleb Johnson eventually becomes a real good LB for us, but like with Gary Johnson, it may take a half or full season for him to get acclimated to D1.

#13712

Why announce that you’re going to make an announcement two days from now? Is he also going to post a top ten list of replacement candidates on twitter? 

Edited by Keef

#13713
Just now, Keef said:

Why announce that your going to make an announcement two days from now? Is he also going to post a top ten list of replacement candidates on twitter? 

Because then you get two articles written about you and two bursts of Twitter notoriety vs. just one. Duh.

#13714
1 minute ago, Keef said:

Why announce that you’re going to make an announcement two days from now? Is he also going to post a top ten list of replacement candidates on twitter? 

The Horns247 subscriber base has been pestering him about it.

Edited by Machinator

#13715
10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Burton has informed the masses an announcement about EJ will be made on Monday. He's gone.

 

Surly investigators..... what's the story here??

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#13717
7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Surly investigators..... what's the story here??

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He’s opening a shoe store with Zane Ellis

#13718
12 minutes ago, Nope said:

He’s opening a shoe store with Zane Ellis

I have it on good authority it's actually just tags that you put on your shoes; no actual shoes.

#13719
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

EJ Holland is a worthless piece of shit as a person covering UT. It’s taken them too long to send him on his way and they’ve lost plenty of subscribers as a result of his weak shit. 

Maybe so, but onetime there was a picture of his cat wearing a tie and a vest.  I'd hope you could get over your personal bias long enough to at least appreciate that.

#13720
15 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Maybe so, but onetime there was a picture of his cat wearing a tie and a vest.  I'd hope you could get over your personal bias long enough to at least appreciate that.

         

              NOPE..... NOPE..... NOPE

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#13721
42 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Maybe so, but onetime there was a picture of his cat wearing a tie and a vest.  I'd hope you could get over your personal bias long enough to at least appreciate that.

Was the cat thinking about buying a boat?  With money it made manufacturing and selling internets?

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#13725

Pure baseless speculation...sometimes, he seemed to promote a certain type of player like Waddle, Marcel Brooks, Arjei Henderson, Marcus Banks, Grant Tisdale, 

#13726
27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Pure baseless speculation...sometimes, he seemed to promote a certain type of player like Waddle, Marcel Brooks, Arjei Henderson, Marcus Banks, Grant Tisdale, 

Dwight McGlothern, Lorando Johnson

#13727
4 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

So, you won't be signing onto his new venture where he and Hamm partner-up and go independent to cover recruiting?

Two recruiting analysts, one cup? 

#13728

EJ was awful, but I'll miss three things: 

1) Laughing at EJ's complete lack of self awareness. Cat Sitter Gate was my favorite. 

2) EJ trolling Aggy. 

3) His article volume. While not insightful, informative, or entertaining, it like was a Diet Shasta in the middle of the desert. 

I assume Burton will promote the far superior Mike Roach from part time to full time. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

#13729



While not insightful, informative, or entertaining, it like was a Diet Shasta in the middle of the desert.


This is one of the better things I have read on here in a while.
#13730
On 4/19/2019 at 12:13 PM, Bill Lumbergh said:
On 4/19/2019 at 12:03 PM, Foosters said:
Hmm, Cook's ceiling is "almost as good as Holton Hill?"  

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to say Cook's ceiling is almost as high as Holton Hill?

Let's just hope Cook doesn't get as high as Holton Hill.

#13731
3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

 

I assume Burton will promote the far superior Mike Roach from part time to full time. 

I hope so. Mike is great and knows his stuff. 

#13732
1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

I hope so. Mike is great and knows his stuff. 

Hope aggy faithful find Mike just as abrasive as EJ.

#13734
 
Surly investigators..... what's the story here??
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Going to Rivals. Physically moving to Indiana. Beyond that, I don't know what precipitated the move or what his role at Rivals will be exactly.

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#13735
1 minute ago, gordogg24p said:

Going to Rivals. Physically moving to Indiana. Beyond that, I don't know what precipitated the move or what his role at Rivals will be exactly.

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I've seen the Notre Dame rumors a lot of places. 

#13736
I've seen the Notre Dame rumors a lot of places. 
I could believe it. I'm sure the information regarding that is out there, but I don't give enough of a shit about EJ to look for it. Just glad he's gonna be gone soon.

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#13737
13 minutes ago, gordogg24p said:

I could believe it. I'm sure the information regarding that is out there, but I don't give enough of a shit about EJ to look for it. Just glad he's gonna be gone soon.

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When i first saw the EJ Speculation thread on 247, I thought finally the DMN hired him and we're rid of him. BlueAndGold.com/Indiana works even better. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

#13740
38 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

There are a few places worse than Indiana.  Mississippi.  New Jersey.  College Station.  But not many. 

I could see EJ drinking water from water fountains like the people of Pawnee on Parks and Rec

#13741
44 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

There are a few places worse than Indiana.  Mississippi.  New Jersey.  College Station.  But not many. 

I like that you listed the worst three places in descending order. 

#13743
1 minute ago, blacklab said:

his wife wanted to move to chicago so he'll be covering notre dame now

Please let that be the end of the EJ talk... please. 

#13748

who’s gonna be our next commit?  any visitors this weekend?  today was the nicest day we are going to have in all of 2019 and tomorrow won’t be too bad either.  need kids here on weekends like this. 

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#13749
2 hours ago, futureman said:

who’s gonna be our next commit?  any visitors this weekend?  today was the nicest day we are going to have in all of 2019 and tomorrow won’t be too bad either.  need kids here on weekends like this. 

Why don't you tell us, you disingenuously named fuck?

#13750
7 hours ago, Waterface said:

Why don't you tell us, you disingenuously named fuck?

lulz.  you almost got your name right, waterhead. 

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