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#18751
2 hours ago, Machinator said:

What did Charlie strong tell recruits?

PF Chang's waiter: [Recites specials]

Charlie Strong: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."

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#18753
13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

T.O. is also looking in Europe and Australia for LBs too...

I am pretty sure you can find some lead pipe hitting motherfuckers in Australie/New Zealand who are ex Rugby. It might not be a bad strategy.

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#18756
12 hours ago, Machinator said:

From Bijan's USC OV:

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"You see... this is a replica of the Heisman that Reggie Bush had to give back because of cheating. And this is a replica of the Heisman that OJ Simpson had to sell in order to pay civil penalties for murdering two people. I wouldn't get too close to them. They are worse luck than the evil Tiki from the Brady Bunch."

#18757

USC is his dream school and he said Reggie Bush was his favorite player growing up.  Hopefully we lock him up this summer but we need to hope USC doesn’t have a great year and we need to hope they don’t have a terrible year either resulting in getting Urban.  In both scenarios, I see him flipping to them.  He’d already be committed there if it wasn’t for the uncertainty of Helton.  Hopefully they win 7-8 games with Helton staying and we win 10+. 

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#18758
12 minutes ago, victory88 said:

USC is his dream school and he said Reggie Bush was his favorite player growing up.  Hopefully we lock him up this summer but we need to hope USC doesn’t have a great year and we need to hope they don’t have a terrible year either resulting in getting Urban.  In both scenarios, I see him flipping to them.  He’d already be committed there if it wasn’t for the uncertainty of Helton.  Hopefully they win 7-8 games with Helton staying and we win 10+. 

Replace Reggie bush with Vince Young and USC with Texas, and you have the exact same story with all the blue chip in state recruits who still ended up going to out of state. I don’t think we have to worry about USC for a few more years.

#18760
5 hours ago, Thiefery said:

Gonna be an interesting pool party weekend with all of our secondary targets (specifically corner) all at the same place. Rodgers, Crawford, Eaton, Alford, Watts (?)

didn’t you forget the best one?  the best fucking player in the whole damn country?  or is he not coming. 

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#18761
1 hour ago, victory88 said:

USC is his dream school and he said Reggie Bush was his favorite player growing up.  Hopefully we lock him up this summer but we need to hope USC doesn’t have a great year and we need to hope they don’t have a terrible year either resulting in getting Urban.  In both scenarios, I see him flipping to them.  He’d already be committed there if it wasn’t for the uncertainty of Helton.  Hopefully they win 7-8 games with Helton staying and we win 10+. 

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#18762
Just now, futureman said:

didn’t you forget the best one?  the best fucking player in the whole damn country?  or is he not coming. 

I didn't mention him because he's a take no matter what. With the others, there is probably only 2/3 spots at most for them

 

#18763
1 hour ago, victory88 said:

USC is his dream school and he said Reggie Bush was his favorite player growing up.  Hopefully we lock him up this summer but we need to hope USC doesn’t have a great year and we need to hope they don’t have a terrible year either resulting in getting Urban.  In both scenarios, I see him flipping to them.  He’d already be committed there if it wasn’t for the uncertainty of Helton.  Hopefully they win 7-8 games with Helton staying and we win 10+. 

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#18764
1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

I didn't mention him because he's a take no matter what. With the others, there is probably only 2/3 spots at most for them

 

It seems pretty obvious at corner that the top two are Crawford and Rogers, with Eaton and Watts behind them. 

At safety, it seems like we have Thompson, Washington and Ransom ahead of Alford. Idk if the staff would take Alford’s commitment right now or not if he wanted to, but I don’t get the impression we’re pushing for him to commit. Either way, it seems like us and LSU will split Ransom and Alford, with Ransom being the top target for both schools. 

#18765
1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

It seems pretty obvious at corner that the top two are Crawford and Rogers, with Eaton and Watts behind them. 

At safety, it seems like we have Thompson, Washington and Ransom ahead of Alford. Idk if the staff would take Alford’s commitment right now or not if he wanted to, but I don’t get the impression we’re pushing for him to commit. Either way, it seems like us and LSU will split Ransom and Alford, with Ransom being the top target for both schools. 

I'm waiting to see what Washington does, if he does go North, I'd assume we push hard for Alford immediately, no?

#18766
3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

it seems like us and LSU will split Ransom and Alford, with Ransom being the top target for both schools.  

All of the posts this past week have said that LSU is out of it with Ransom.

#18767
1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

All of the posts this past week have said that LSU is out of it with Ransom.

Sounds like ND going with the hard academic sell actually helped us. If I remember right, Ransom was all Stanford until it turned out he couldn't get in.

#18768
Just now, Katfid54 said:

All of the posts this past week have said that LSU is out of it with Ransom.

True. The more correct statement is probably that we’re likely to get Ransom and LSU is likely to get Alford even though Ransom was probably higher on LSU’s board. 

Would not suck to lock up Ransom and Bijan by the end of this month. 

#18771
3 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Was that Bijan visit to USC an official? Has he used his official to Texas?

Yes. No, it's this weekend for the pool party.

#18772
Just now, Bevo14 said:

Maybe Ransom and Alford? Take 6 DBs.

Don't think that's gonna happen, unless Washington goes to ou.

Rodgers, Crawford, Ransom, Washington, CTJ, Alford, Ringo?  That's seven.

#18775

Zach Evans is on campus right now. Surprise visit...I’m sure these next couple pages will be fun

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#18776
Just now, RGBIII said:

Zach Evans is on campus right now. Surprise visit...I’m sure these next couple pages will be fun

He's probably just there to tell the other recruits about how we barely beat Georgia. 

#18777
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Zach Evans is on campus right now. Surprise visit...I’m sure these next couple pages will be fun

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#18778
Just now, RGBIII said:

Zach Evans is on campus right now. Surprise visit...I’m sure these next couple pages will be fun

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#18779
5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Zach Evans is on campus right now. Surprise visit...I’m sure these next couple pages will be fun

Another Kyler Murry type of visit.

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#18780

That news doesn't intrigue me at all. I've become quite content with Bijan. I specifically like that part about him where he's a five star who doesn't say shitty things about Texas football.

#18781
21 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

He's probably just there to tell the other recruits about how we barely beat Georgia. 

He is probably using us as a bargaining chip in his contract negotiations. 

 

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#18782
17 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Zach Evans is on campus right now. Surprise visit...I’m sure these next couple pages will be fun

It’s just... I don’t know how to put it. I don’t want to be disrespectful. I ain’t sayin I don’t care at all. It’s just at the moment, I’m not quite close to giving a shit. He beat Duncanville, but he barely beat Duncanville. What about when it comes to real schools like Bama or Clemson?

#18783
Just now, Casual Encounter said:

It’s just... I don’t know how to put it. I don’t want to be disrespectful. I ain’t sayin I don’t care at all. It’s just at the moment, I’m not quite close to giving a shit. He beat Duncanville, but he barely beat Duncanville. What about when it comes to real schools like Bama or Clemson?

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#18786
1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

We should have a walk-on host Evans and take him to the Jester food court and the library.

maybe sit-in for an organic chemistry lecture.

#18787
Just now, BayouBill said:

maybe sit-in for an organic chemistry lecture.

how does he not verbally commit after that?? Calculator

#18788
1 minute ago, BayouBill said:

maybe sit-in for an organic chemistry lecture.

Take him to Belo since he wants to be a journalism major or some shit 

#18790
Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

We need Evans to commit to the good guys. He's a pretty good RB, but if we get Evans it puts us at the top of the list for George. 

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#18791

Evans and Robinson and McClellan would be a good trio. 

If splitting carries two ways is good, then splitting them 3 ways is even better right?

everyone gets 5 carries a game. Less than 200 carries for your career will really extend your nfl shelf life. 

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#18793
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Evans and Robinson and McClellan would be a good trio. 

If splitting carries two ways is good, then splitting them 3 ways is even better right?

everyone gets 5 carries a game. Less than 200 carries for your career will really extend your nfl shelf life. 

then Wheaton comes in the following class and whoa-la we bring back the wishbone. Show me a loss!!

#18794
8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Evans and Robinson and McClellan would be a good trio. 

If splitting carries two ways is good, then splitting them 3 ways is even better right?

everyone gets 5 carries a game. Less than 200 carries for your career will really extend your nfl shelf life. 

looks like Hank Scorpio forgot to log out of his main account heh

#18796

Roach just updated with "I spoke with multiple sources today who denied that Zach Evans was on campus today. We’re continuing to check on this and I’ll update if I hear something new."

#18799
1 minute ago, Machinator said:

IT is also refuting TFB's report, by the way. Says he might visit this evening, but yadda yadda yadda situation is fluid.

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#18800

SIAP but Zach Smith (yes, that same one) is saying a contact in the USPS told him Urban is exchanging mail with USC. Obviously an unreliable source, but if true I wonder how the recruits view this - Urban obviously has appeal as a winner but they'd also have no relationship with him and no idea who the staff would be

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