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#20801
3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Speaking of Mack Brown apologia, I wonder how he feels about the fact that Mack let Manny Diaz return to Austin after we got shitstomped by BYU before being fired.  I always thought it'd be better if he had to leave Provo-lone.

Fucking Mack. Diaz should’ve already been fired, but Mack just kept on saying Diaz was on the Brie-nk of turning it around.

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#20803
Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Fucking Mack. Diaz should’ve already been fired, but Mack just kept on saying Diaz was on the Brie-nk of turning it around.

nice try.  they Cantal be winners.

#20804
42 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Greg Davis was the best OC we've ever had

When you have VY, that helps your numbers significantly. Dude was the goat*

 

 

 

 

 

*cheese

#20805
4 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

When you have VY, that helps your numbers significantly.

I miss him.  The last fourteen years have given us some serious championship Bleu balls.

#20807

Y'all are fucking broken.

Bijan and Broughten have fucking broken y'all.

Jesus Fucksticks. Get yourselves together. You're embarrassing yourselves.

#20809
6 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Y'all are fucking broken.

Bijan and Broughten have fucking broken y'all.

Jesus cheesesticks. Get yourselves together. You're embarrassing yourselves.

ftfy

#20810
4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

LMFAO. I’ve never heard someone called a “buttsweating pig fucker”, but I plan to start using that without attribution. Excellent.

Bizarrely, in this use of it, “buttsweating pig fucker” almost seems complimentary of the person referenced. echeese is one of the only posters that I’d fight instantly on confirmation of his handle. I’ve met folks at tailgates and mentioned my handle when they mentioned theirs and everyone is usually fun and conversational. There’s been a time or two where the person straight up turned around and walked off and once when a guy called me a motherfucker and started ranting about what great men Mack Brown and Greg Davis are and how hurtful I am to them. One guy didn’t believe I was who I said I was until later that day when I ran a UH guy over verbally for his nonsense. But never have I had someone physically attack me and I haven’t attempted as much either, but I’ll give echeese credit, he’s the one. Is that BPF still alive and posting somewhere?

This is an excellent post and one we’re all ignoring, including thepop. This is the Internet life and hobby we chose. It’s pathetic and addictive, but it’s also quite often highly entertaining. 

you seem like you are this same way in real life vs online - did he believe that someone was there trading on the username of the actual CTJ and hoping no one would know? haha

my general experiences with people, even those who are jerks online, is that in person almost everyone is actually decent face to face. the people who are jackasses generally aren't going to come in person.

#20814
3 minutes ago, BigLonghorn said:

WTF IS ORLANDO DOING AT LINEBACKER?

Your mom. She's built like a linebacker and he's fixated with her aggressiveness at the point of attack. 

#20815
23 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Y'all are fucking broken.

Bijan and Broughten have fucking broken y'all.

Jesus Fucksticks. Get yourselves together. You're embarrassing yourselves.tenor.gif?itemid=9878804

#20818
1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

Y'all are beating a dead horse with these cheese puns. Havart I say. 

Well, now it's over. Nobody's going to make any more puns since they're alfredo you.

#20819
Well, now it's over. Nobody's going to make any more puns since they're alfredo you.
It's nacho place to tell us who we should be Alfred of

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#20822

Our RB recruiting is dire.  Can we fire Drayton and hire Beatty as RB coach to help with recruiting?  Or would we only do that in queso emergency?

#20828
2 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Anyone have any news on when Rogers will commit? It would be nice to have a solid field and boundairy corner locked up 

 

#20829
5 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Broughton Colby Jacking the staff around and is already committed to aggy.

Might’ve pulled the rug right out fumunda ‘em. 

#20830

Other than Wilson, are there any other Cali recruits we're after? I don't remember competing with any of the usual suspects for Cali recruits these days; no UCLA or Colorado, for example. Maybe it's just because Rick Neufchâtel isn't coaching at either place any more.

#20831
15 hours ago, Bolero88 said:

We got Whittington. Probably gonna be better than Cain. 

I mean Penn State allegedly has a serious hard drug problem, so the odds certainly favor what you're suggesting.

#20832
8 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Anyone have any news on when Rogers will commit? It would be nice to have a solid field and boundairy corner locked up 

In about a Roquefort night

#20833
6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Would you say we have a plethora of pussies, elguapo?

More like a plethora of pussies mistakening themselves for a pride of fuck lions.

#20837
14 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Boughton Colby Jacking with the staff and is already committed to aggy.

I know he ended up taking all five visits.  But have you ever considered that he just likes being rind and dined?

#20838
5 hours ago, Fud said:

He uses emojis and lols in legitimate arguments with other adults 

Lincoln Riley or echeese?

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sure everyone here will be shocked to learn that I fantasize about beating people from message boards savagely and completely on a somewhat regular basis. Are you meaning to imply this isn't healthy? 

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#20839
46 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, now it's over. Nobody's going to make any more puns since they're alfredo you.

 

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Other than Wilson, are there any other Cali recruits we're after? I don't remember competing with any of the usual suspects for Cali recruits these days; no UCLA or Colorado, for example. Maybe it's just because Rick Neufchâtel isn't coaching at either place any more.

 

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Now wait just Edam minute. We Cantal wait two weeks for another recruit.

wow.  Turns out you are grate at cheese puns, too.

#20840

I am sick of having nice guys on the staff who recruit like nice guys.  We need a badass on the staff.  A real mercenary.  Like the recruiting version of Boba Feta.

#20841
1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

wow.  Turns out you are grate at cheese puns, too.

You ought to collect all of these and submit them as a serialized piece for the New York Times. I'd happily read a Coulommiers.

#20845
2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You ought to collect all of these and submit them as a serialized piece for the New York Times. I'd happily read a Coulommiers.

I would have to organize them very Caerphilly.

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