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#20857
Just now, Fud said:

Anything interesting in TFB's paywall update? 

Not grate news, but could be worse. Don't feel too bleu.

***Xavion Alford – Am told that this one is trending hard to Bama. Not looking great for Texas at the moment now that Bama is pushing hard but we’ll see how that holds up. Did want to prepare you all though.

***Lathan Ransom – As I mentioned, Lathan himself said earlier in the week to me that Ohio State had pulled ahead of Texas. Obviously, he was fresh off the trip so things can settle down.

They are looking at a July decision. So, an announcement is going to come fairly quickly.

***Bryson Washington – Immediately after the visit, I checked with Bryson and this one was trending back towards Texas. I spoke to him earlier today over the phone and he says that he is still going back and forth and plans to have his final decision made up this weekend just before he announces on July 4th.

***Kelee Ringo – Ringo did not make it in for the Texas Heat Wave this weekend. Wanted to note that because we did have him on our list and he was expected to attend.

Texas is in a fight with Georgia here. Just need the season to get here and need to smash LSU to solidify dominance over the SEC.

#20861
1 hour ago, Lonestar4.8 said:

It's nacho place to tell us who we should be Alfred of

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Oh I SEE YOU see you.

#20862
16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Not grate news, but could be worse. Don't feel too bleu.

 

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***Xavion Alford – Am told that this one is trending hard to Bama. Not looking great for Texas at the moment now that Bama is pushing hard but we’ll see how that holds up. Did want to prepare you all though.

***Lathan Ransom – As I mentioned, Lathan himself said earlier in the week to me that Ohio State had pulled ahead of Texas. Obviously, he was fresh off the trip so things can settle down.

They are looking at a July decision. So, an announcement is going to come fairly quickly.

***Bryson Washington – Immediately after the visit, I checked with Bryson and this one was trending back towards Texas. I spoke to him earlier today over the phone and he says that he is still going back and forth and plans to have his final decision made up this weekend just before he announces on July 4th.

***Kelee Ringo – Ringo did not make it in for the Texas Heat Wave this weekend. Wanted to note that because we did have him on our list and he was expected to attend.

Texas is in a fight with Georgia here. Just need the season to get here and need to smash LSU to solidify dominance over the SEC.

 

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#20863
43 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I mean Penn State allegedly has a serious hard drug problem, so the odds certainly favor what you're suggesting.

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 

#20866
3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese cheesy pun in this post. 

FIFY

#20867
3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 

They stopped allowing cheese jokes in happy valley after Sandusky put his little pecorino boy.

#20869
2 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

They stopped allowing cheese jokes in happy valley after Sandusky put his little pecorino boy.

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#20870
8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 

Supposedly happy valley has the team addicted to some hard cheddar.

Edited by Not a Sock

#20877
3 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I just don’t get why it’s so hard for this staff to recruit some muensters on the D-line?  

this one killed me.

now we just need some #MUNSTERS fan edits

#20878
I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 


I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post.
#20882

Imagine how cool it would be to be Broughton's young cousin and know you had a full ride to a D1 school.  Fromage ten that kid already has a D1 offer.  Wow.

#20893
26 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

The constipation in this thread is real.

Maybe someone should've given Wareheim more cheese right before his visit to the Little house, because what he did to that poor family's toilet wasn't gouda.

#20895
Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's literally fucking  Ohio St. 

🎶Ringo on muh back,

Buckeye on muh dick🎶

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#20897
12 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

🎶Ringo on muh back,

Buckeye on muh dick🎶

I got the raclette in the back

Rind is still attached

Got a pantry for my cache

Fungus you’ll have to scratch

Eat it for hors d’oeuvres,

With your wedding and divorce,

My brie is so uncanny

You‘ll want to give it intercourse, now

#20899
Just now, Chili dog said:

How’d he manage that..?

Pretty easily, actually.  His prime delivery day is the 21st of the month, and they always have a huge shipment of cock rings going to the football department.

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