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#20901

The cheese puns are great, much better than the last few meltdown pages y'all were growing fondue of. 

Hopefully we don't start filling up on cheesy bread the rest of this cycle

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#20903

JFC these cheese puns are awful. Let me try to get us back on track here.

After beating jawja in the Sugar Bowl, it looked like the 2020 class would be off to a grate start and we were all happy, dancing around like RumpleStilton.  Then UGA and tOSU scurried in like mice and said Ringo, Ransom, and Robinson are Nacho croots.  Now, all that’s left is a pile of de Brie and this board is feeling Blue about it. Thankfully, there’s one man who can turn this around for us, Oscar “I’m Gouda Recruiting” Giles, and he’s about to break the glass that says in Queso emergency and caerphilly put this class back together again, one block at a time.  This recruiting cheesus is gonna be taking the wheel and make this recruiting bus do a sharp (cheddar) U-turn.

#20905
2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Texas getting the Trey Sanders treatment per usual

Yeah when we're the sentimental choice alongside Bama, UGA and Oregon, we're in for, in the words of @closetojumping, "a smooth buttfucking".

#20910
2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

2,000 pages, here we come. 

That's not gonna be EZ cheez. Perhaps you will prove to be prophetic in your post and it will age well.

#20912
2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Other than Wilson, are there any other Cali recruits we're after? I don't remember competing with any of the usual suspects for Cali recruits these days; no UCLA or Colorado, for example. Maybe it's just because Rick Neufchâtel isn't coaching at either place any more.

He is in the booth now with Brent Limburger .  

#20915
1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

If you slide Oregon to the left of ohio state, it spells Asiago. Fully aligned.

ASIAGOOHIOOSTATE Hook Em

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#20916
Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

If you slide Oregon to the left of ohio state, it spells Asiago. Fully aligned.

I was going for the "Asiagoooooo Texas" pun. 

#20917
4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Echeese .... is also a ... fan ...of ... the ellipsis but ... he ... doesn't ... know what they are used .... for....

A few years ago he learned the concept of logical fallacies. He was like a kid with a new toy. For about a year afterward, every argument that you put forth that he did not agree with was a logical fallacy

I remember him doing that constantly.  He’d misuse “red herring” or “strawman” and claim victory in the argument.  

He is the worst kind of ignorant dumbass.

#20918
10 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

This has gone on long enough. Can we cut the cheese talk?

Ok... here's some music

🎶  Nacho.. Nacho.. Man  🎶 

 

#20919
23 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

This has gone on long enough. Can we cut the cheese talk?

Ok... here's some music

          🎶  NACHO... NACHO... MAN  🎶 

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#20920

In on 420 and all the cheese.  I heard that aggy was storing up French cheese in a barn just in case there were some replays of the cucking that Jimbo was so fond of.  Evidently it blew up.  There was Da Brie all over the place. 

#20923
24 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

In on 420 and all the cheese.  I heard that aggy was storing up French cheese in a barn just in case there were some replays of the cucking that Jimbo was so fond of.  Evidently it blew up.  There was Da Brie all over the place. 

Da Brie? Why she played sue storm in the Imagine Entertainment adaptation of the fantastic four.

#20927
2 minutes ago, DontCallMeSurly said:

What once was a recruiting board is now a cheese board.

Just don't get your panties in a wad about cutting the cheese.

#20929
9 minutes ago, DontCallMeSurly said:

What once was a recruiting board is now a cheese board.

So what's the board's opinion on bringing in some charcuterie and/or jams? We keeping it closed to cheese only or kicking it up a notch?

#20930
38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Ok... here's some music

          🎶  NACHO... NACHO... MAN  🎶 

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I long for the days when we were trying to provolone recruit, like Broughton or Bijan, could make or break a class. 

#20932
Just now, Chili dog said:

I long for the days when we were trying to provolone recruit, like Broughton or Bijan, could make or break a class. 

don't stop brielieving.

#20933



can't believe i'm going to say this but... fuck... i think this might be true.
Harsin was better, but was only here for two years.  Other than that, though, we've been pretty much wandering in the wilderness.


Holy shit this was a bad post. I'm going to stop, make this post, then continue reading the thread. If you haven't been eviscerated to the point of apology by the time I get to the end then this board is as bad as the football board
#20934
40 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

In on 420 and all the cheese.  I heard that aggy was storing up French cheese in a barn just in case there were some replays of the cucking that Jimbo was so fond of.  Evidently it blew up.  There was Da Brie all over the place. 

Well played, Havarti Dog. 

#20935
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:


 

 


Holy shit this was a bad post. I'm going to stop, make this post, then continue reading the thread. If you haven't been eviscerated to the point of apology by the time I get to the end then this board is as bad as the football board

 

Huckleberry by the time he catches up:

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#20937
4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:


 

 


Holy shit this was a bad post. I'm going to stop, make this post, then continue reading the thread. If you haven't been eviscerated to the point of apology by the time I get to the end then this board is as bad as the football board

 

Hahahahahaha oh boy are you in for the unique kind of disappointment only surly can provide

#20940
8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy fuck I was more right than I could have possibly imagined

Vel-

 

-veeta discussed something else if there had been anything else worth discussing. 

#20947

One of you used to post a list of cheeses of the world. There were something like  2,000 cheeses.  Long cheese.  I wish I had that list because from time to time it would come in handy, like when I'm trying to make a cheese-related pun. 

 

#20949
1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

Screw you Terry

 

How is a fat old Louisiana Tech grad rambling about a junior QB relevant to recruiting you fucking idiot

 

parmesan

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