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#22301
3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

TFB is full of shit 

I don't have a dog in this fight other than I hope Broughton comes to Texas but you and Walden Ponderer should have a cage match to settle it.  

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#22302
2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I don't have a dog in this fight other than I hope Broughton comes to Texas but you and Walden Ponderer should have a cage match to settle it.  

I’ve been asking for a surly (née shaggy) fight night for years. 

#22303
11 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ve been asking for a surly (née shaggy) fight night for years. 

We do, but we aren't allowed to talk about it...Shit!

#22304
That was still true this morning, but for the last 9 hours, he has been trending aggy. There were about five minutes right before 4:00 pm when he was briefly trending Holy Cross, but it turned out he just had a slight case of indigestion.



I need the PO Box to send my 9.95
#22309
1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

I will never get tired of this gif.  Look at this silly son of a bitch.  He’s like the alien expert version of Ric Renner.  He’s a complete doofus.

Pretty sure that dude has a smokin hot woman

#22311
2 hours ago, futureman said:

I’ve been asking for a surly (née shaggy) fight night for years. 

We had it, Grendel and hitby at the Shoal Creek Saloon. They just sat there and rubbed their dicks together. We don't need to see anything that pathetic ever again.

#22312
2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

July 3rd?  Old news.  It is July 5th at 10 pm.  What is the latest!!!!!  Dammit, what is the latest!!!!

Dammit Jim, this is a message board! Not a rational place to converse about poetry!

#22313

Lots of discussion about the inability of this staff to maximize resources/opportunities.  The counter to that is the possibility TH doesn't view it the same way and instead sees staff continuity, culture and program as the key to long term success.  The chart below depicts Clemson's rise under Dabo.  As most have read, he's been very loyal to his assistants and notorious for valuing staff continuity and culture/program above all else.  I'm not trying to say TH will have the same success, just offering there's more than one way of building a program.  Bama/UGA do it one way, Clemson did it another.

Year Rec Rnk Wins Bowl Poll
2009 36 9 Gator 24
2010 27 6 Music City NR
2011 10 10 BCS 22
2012 20 11 Chick-Fil-A 9
2013 15 11 BCS 7
2014 16 10 Russel Ath 15
2015 9 14 L NCG 2
2016 11 14 W NCG 1
2017 16 12 BCS 4
2018 7 15 W NCG 1
2019

10

     

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#22314
21 minutes ago, Stampeder said:

Lots of discussion about the inability of this staff to maximize resources/opportunities.  The counter to that is the possibility TH doesn't view it the same way and instead sees staff continuity, culture and program as the key to long term success.  The chart below depicts Clemson's rise under Dabo.  As most have read, he's been very loyal to his assistants and notorious for valuing staff continuity and culture/program above all else.  I'm not trying to say TH will have the same success, just offering there's more than one way of building a program.  Bama/UGA do it one way, Clemson did it another.

Year Rec Rnk Wins Bowl Poll
2009 36 9 Gator 24
2010 27 6 Music City NR
2011 10 10 BCS 22
2012 20 11 Chick-Fil-A 9
2013 15 11 BCS 7
2014 16 10 Russel Ath 15
2015 9 14 L NCG 2
2016 11 14 W NCG 1
2017 16 12 BCS 4
2018 7 15 W NCG 1
2019

10

     

Good morning Coach Herman. Get off Surly and get us a fucking stud RB and some monster d-linemen.

#22315
11 hours ago, Hornsfan91 said:

Don’t know what happened there. But TFB said as of July 3rd, Broughton is UT bound.

Where did you see this one? Can’t find it on their site. Last they reported on Broughton he was going to do a pros and cons checklist with his mom and pick. Would love to get my hands on that list when he compares Austin and college station

#22316
7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Where did you see this one? Can’t find it on their site. Last they reported on Broughton he was going to do a pros and cons checklist with his mom and pick. Would love to get my hands on that list when he compares Austin and college station

Aggy’s checklist looks something like this:

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#22317
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Where did you see this one? Can’t find it on their site. Last they reported on Broughton he was going to do a pros and cons checklist with his mom and pick. Would love to get my hands on that list when he compares Austin and college station

It was reported by CJ Vogel, who is probably the least connected of the Texas TFB writers

#22318
Where did you see this one? Can’t find it on their site. Last they reported on Broughton he was going to do a pros and cons checklist with his mom and pick. Would love to get my hands on that list when he compares Austin and college station

TFB going out on a limb there with everything else saying he's all aggy. His mom does seem:

1.) Pretty heavily involved.

2.) Sold on Texas.

Now, that doesn't necessarialy mean anything. LJH's mom publicly declared he was returning on Twitter and we saw how that turned out. But the longer it drags out and the more they discuss it the better shot Texas has to get back in it. It'd be nice if we had a recruiter we could trust on the case, but we'll know soon either way it seems.

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#22319
14 hours ago, satyanash said:

Greg Biggins: Emptying the notebook following The Opening Finals

 

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While Demas might be a hair faster in terms of straight line speed, Fleming showed more explosion and burst in and out of his routes and also seemed a lot more engaged with his teammates all week and more competitive overall as well.

 

 

This is impossible. I was told Demas was infecting people all week. 

#22320

Something to consider also, when teams put classes together, you have more players in these guy’s ear about joining them.  We have 7 commits.... we have little to no presence at these camps right now.  Players want to play with other guys and want to be part of a good class. Right now you can bet coaches are saying, why do you want to join their failing class.  They don’t have any commits.  Our momentum is lacking.  Someone posted that list of commits to the top 15 ranked teams to put things in perspective.  Most schools have on average 15 or more commits.  We’re at fucking 7 and can’t seem to get these kids to jump on board.  Thankfully Dorbah, CT3, and Lindberg seem to be announcing soon.

As far as Broughton, seems like he wants to be at aggy.  Luckily it seems like his mom is running his recruitment and wants him with her daughter.  Also depends where sister wants to be in school.  With that said, the word out of all these camps is that he’s come very close to committing multiple times to aggy but it seems like mom wants to talk it over.  

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#22321
11 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

I don't have a dog in this fight other than I hope Broughton comes to Texas but you and Walden Ponderer should have a cage match to settle it.  

Forget the cage. Let's settle this Simpson's style:

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#22322
12 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

This is impossible. I was told Demas was infecting people all week. 

Aggyism requires ingestion or injection to take a solid hold on a host. Airborne exposure is unavoidable and easily fought off with a functioning immune system.

#22323
33 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


TFB going out on a limb there with everything else saying he's all aggy. His mom does seem:

1.) Pretty heavily involved.

2.) Sold on Texas.

Now, that doesn't necessarialy mean anything. LJH's mom publicly declared he was returning on Twitter and we saw how that turned out. But the longer it drags out and the more they discuss it the better shot Texas has to get back in it. It'd be nice if we had a recruiter we could trust on the case, but we'll know soon either way it seems.

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Lulz. Sub out Broughton for Leal and that would’ve been accurate last year. Broughton is going aggy. 

#22325
20 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

What would be the feeling on here if Texas lands Collins and Umanmielen, but Broughton goes aggy??

I mentioned on this thread way early in the cycle that Texas needed to land all 3 plus Dorbah at DE/BB because it’s a great class in Texas for massive guys that project well to the pros. I’d take 3 of the 4 and be happy at this point. I don’t think PU is hard to replace, but he’s in the backyard. 

12 hours ago, futureman said:

I’ve been asking for a surly (née shaggy) fight night for years. 

I would be happy to be a part of setting this up, so long as I could match up with you in the ring. 

 

#22326
Just now, Thiefery said:

I do think the longer broughton holds out his announcement, the better for UT.  Same with Bijan Robinson.

Well, right now neither is expected to pick Texas.... our only hope is they push back their decisions so we can prove it on the field.  

 

#22329
28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I would be happy to be a part of setting this up, so long as I could match up with you in the ring. 

I would drop you like a bag of dirt. 

#22333
14 hours ago, Hornsfan91 said:

Don’t know what happened there. But TFB said as of July 3rd, Broughton is UT bound.

suspicious will ferrell GIF

#22335
6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nah. 1, 2, 4, 3

 

though if 4 and 3 are down with romancing they could easily move up the board. 

#22336
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I mentioned on this thread way early in the cycle that Texas needed to land all 3 plus Dorbah at DE/BB because it’s a great class in Texas for massive guys that project well to the pros. I’d take 3 of the 4 and be happy at this point. I don’t think PU is hard to replace, but he’s in the backyard. 

I would be happy to be a part of setting this up, so long as I could match up with you in the ring. 

 

I remember the $9.95ers saying to expect to land 2 of the 3. The optimists just assumed we would whiff on the lowest ranked guy, Princely. Personally, I’m readying myself for Collins, Dorbah, and an OG special. 

#22341
45 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Why wasn’t Evans at the Opening ?

Speaking of, did he really change his top 5 again and put us in it? If so, I’m pleasantly surprised the 9.95ers haven’t even bothered including him in any of our notes. Think we’ve moved on? 

#22342
5 minutes ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

Speaking of, did he really change his top 5 again and put us in it? If so, I’m pleasantly surprised the 9.95ers haven’t even bothered including him in any of our notes. Think we’ve moved on? 

Just doing it for his high school coaches.

#22344
1 hour ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

Speaking of, did he really change his top 5 again and put us in it? If so, I’m pleasantly surprised the 9.95ers haven’t even bothered including him in any of our notes. Think we’ve moved on? 

Yes4

#22346
2 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

This place is empty recently. I almost prefer melting down over this spooky silence. 

Well, recruiting related, Princely U tweeted out about maybe committing sooner than his Oct. 15th date.

#22348
This place is empty recently. I almost prefer melting down over this spooky silence. 


Fuck that. The same bullshit over and over gets tiresome. We all know this coaching staff has its issues wrt recruiting. Posting it over and over and over is a beating.
#22349
2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 


Fuck that. The same bullshit over and over gets tiresome. We all know this coaching staff has its issues wrt recruiting. Posting it over and over and over is a beating.

 

Are we melting down over melt downs now?

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