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#22802
Just now, Machinator said:

Alright, the Dorbah celebration period is up. Bijan is Ohio State-bound based on the mass wave of crystal balls rolling in.

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#22803
1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Alright, the Dorbah celebration period is up. Bijan is Ohio State-bound based on the mass wave of crystal balls rolling in.

But, we can’t talk about how bad Drayton sucks. So, don’t mention how bad Drayton sucks.

#22805

[Insert long article about how Ranson and Bijan are different people and will pick different schools] - 

- 995rs a month ago

#22806
Just now, Neonmoon said:

[Insert long article about how Ranson and Bijan are different people and will pick different schools] - 

- 995rs a month ago

No, the idea was the Ransom and Bijan's recruitments are independent, not that they were guaranteed to go separate ways.

Turns out that Ohio State stomped us, twice (maybe thrice, if you count Mookie Cooper).

#22812
1 minute ago, Maker Bayfield said:

Is this two or three years in a row now all the RB's gave us the Heisman???  I cant remember...

Two. We got Keaontay in the '18 cycle.

#22814
1 hour ago, Froghorn717 said:

his tweet could've meant anything - timing wasn't great but he tweeted:

"be careful who you commit to its sweet now till you get there"

lets not forget Charles was actively recruiting Dorbah on twitter .. he wasnt taking a shot but it could be used that way .. he probably realized it after the fact and deleted it

I take it as telling recruits that a lot of schools lie, but he's all about Texas. He's just sending out a warning about snake oil salesmen. 

#22815

Really thought Bijan was all ours less than a month ago.  It's gonna be interesting seeing who decides to jump on board once we start kicking ass this fall

 

 

#22817
1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

Really thought Bijan was all ours less than a month ago.  It's gonna be interesting seeing who decides to jump on board once we start kicking ass this fall

 

 

Which will be really funny if we close with both Ty Jordan and Evans.

#22818
28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

No, the idea was the Ransom and Bijan's recruitments are independent

Any time anyone would say "Damn, Ransom is going Buckeye, not great news for us and Bijan.", they'd get the "they're not a package deal backa backa blah blah blargh they're not close bluhluhbubub."

No one was saying they were a package deal,  or close, but some can just put two and two together and imagine a scenario where  a HS kid might have an easier time convincing his HS teammate he sees almost daily to come join him 2,000 miles away, easier than some rando dude a few states away you text with. 

 

 

Edited by UncleBuck

#22819
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hardly the first time we've heard that Herman gives less than perfect honest reviews to NFL scouts about players, if it is true. 

FIFY.

#22820

It's weird. It's like we don't have a problem recruiting QB, OL, WR, TE, DB, but for some reason...I just can't think of a reason, but for some super weird reason, we have trouble recruiting RB and DL

This vexes me. I'm terribly vexed. 

#22821
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

It's weird. It's like we don't have a problem recruiting QB, OL, WR, TE, DB, but for some reason...I just can't think of a reason, but for some super weird reason, we have trouble recruiting RB and DL

This vexes me. I'm terribly vexed. 

and the holy grail of LB

#22822
7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It's weird. It's like we don't have a problem recruiting QB, OL, WR, TE, DB, but for some reason...I just can't think of a reason, but for some super weird reason, we have trouble recruiting RB and DL

This vexes me. I'm terribly vexed. 

I'd almost give Drayton a pass on Robinson, not nailing down an OOS kid whose class teammate is going elsewhere, but we've seen this story before. 

 

IS Herman going to have to go on a recruiting warpath himself here after the dead period or what?

#22823
Just now, UncleBuck said:

I'd almost give Drayton a pass on Robinson, not nailing down an OOS kid whose class teammate is going elsewhere, but we've seen this story before. 

 

IS Herman going to have to go on a recruiting warpath himself here after the dead period or what?

Well we're going to need 10-15 more guys to finish the class, so we have a lot of commitments ahead of us. Whether they're all super amazing... well...

#22824
7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well we're going to need 10-15 more guys to finish the class, so we have a lot of commitments ahead of us. Whether they're all super amazing... well...

We're back on Evans' list, so maybe Drayton is just over there bossin' and we're here giving him shit, not knowing dick. 

 

Doubt

#22825
20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Two. We got Keaontay in the '18 cycle.

Thank you Stumblin for the wonderful going away gift.

Edited by Goodman

#22826

The only in-state RB's currently uncommited, who we have offered, are Evans, Jordan, and Smith (Jordan and Smith are listed as 'APB' on 247).

Out of state offers include Kendall Milton, Ashaad Johnson, and Sam Adams - none of whom seem to have any interest in Texas.

Who are the next tier of backs who might see a Texas offer come their way? 

#22827
3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

IS Herman going to have to go on a recruiting warpath himself here after the dead period or what?

Yes!  If he is going to keep coaches who fall short in recruiting he will have to recruit for them or replace them. 

#22828
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well we're going to need 10-15 more guys to finish the class, so we have a lot of commitments ahead of us. Whether they're all super amazing... well...

Well, Herman said he’s only recruiting players that he can win championships with, so I’m expecting 10-15 more 4 & 5 stars. 

#22830
Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

The only in-state RB's currently uncommited, who we have offered, are Evans, Jordan, and Smith (Jordan and Smith are listed as 'APB' on 247).

Out of state offers include Kendall Milton, Ashaad Johnson, and Sam Adams - none of whom seem to have any interest in Texas.

Who are the next tier of backs who might see a Texas offer come their way? 

Tavien Feaster?  Anything new on him?

https://thespun.com/college-football/6-schools-mentioned-for-clemson-rb-transfer-tavien-feaster

#22832

Seems like we can’t celebrate for one day on this thread. IT pumped the biggest sunshine in saying Robinson was going to commit on his OV.

#22834
1 minute ago, Hornsfan91 said:

Seems like we can’t celebrate for one day on this thread. IT pumped the biggest sunshine in saying Robinson was going to commit on his OV.

Didn't one of them say that if Bijan goes to OSU, they have to completely reevaluate how they process information? Looks like they have some pretty big fucking homework to do

#22835
4 hours ago, Machinator said:

So how much respite will Dorbah's commitment buy us from the back-and-forth? 30 minutes? Two hours? Maybe the rest of the day if we're lucky?

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#22836
3 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Didn't one of them say that if Bijan goes to OSU, they have to completely reevaluate how they process information? Looks like they have some pretty big fucking homework to do

It’s easier just to fight with your subs, then perform reverse psychology by suggesting that they leave the site to ensure that they don’t. 

Edited by ClubWhatever

#22837
20 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I'd almost give Drayton a pass on Robinson, not nailing down an OOS kid whose class teammate is going elsewhere, but we've seen this story before. 

Tim Beck was Bijan's recruiter and it was pretty fucking clear that the reason that he was the recruiter was because Drayton not only shit the bed last year with any primary targets, but had also fucked any chance of getting back in on anyone late - because he had bungled all of those relationships. Secondary and even tertiary options were a hard fucking pass. 

Missing on Bijan sucks and isn't a surprise, but he was already the escape hatch for the Drayton failure with Evans, Milton, McClellan, and McGowan. 

It's gonna take BC, Washington, and/or Samples to get anyone in the boat --- luckily, it's only July. Perhaps those guys could fix the relationships with one of the aforementioned, as well as kicking the tires on Kevontre Bradford, Jayveon Sunday, or Ty Jordan. 

 

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#22838
8 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Tim Beck was Bijan's recruiter

 

Ahh. Probably also made sense because of Beck/AZ connection, but sucks when your RB recruiter can pull 'em in. 

#22839

It's not lost on me that the Bijan CBs started rolling in right off the heels of the Dorbah commitment. Dunno what Bijan's beef with Dorbah is, but...

#22843
8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

It's not lost on me that the Bijan CBs started rolling in right off the heels of the Dorbah commitment. Dunno what Bijan's beef with Dorbah is, but...

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#22844
16 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Tim Beck was Bijan's recruiter and it was pretty fucking clear that the reason that he was the recruiter was because Drayton not only shit the bed last year with any primary targets, but had also fucked any chance of getting back in on anyone late - because he had bungled all of those relationships. Secondary and even tertiary options were a hard fucking pass. 

Missing on Bijan sucks and isn't a surprise, but he was already the escape hatch for the Drayton failure with Evans, Milton, McClellan, and McGowan. 

It's gonna take BC, Washington, and/or Samples to get anyone in the boat --- luckily, it's only July. Perhaps those guys could fix the relationships with one of the aforementioned, as well as kicking the tires on Kevontre Bradford, Jayveon Sunday, or Ty Jordan. 

 

you sound in the know or at least you pretend really well to be in the know.  so what was drayton doing or not doing burning bridges?  is he just lazy?  his personality is sand paper? 

#22845
6 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Hard hitting journalism if I've ever seen it 

I mean, "Foggy" may need to be all of their predictions. Seems accurate. 

#22848
1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Good grief Twitter is starting to be like the TV game show Concentration...solve the puzzle by identifying the words made by pictures. 

I think Rebus is the word you're looking for.

 

#22849
3 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Gabe from TFB called out tosu as bagmen for Bijan and 2020 recruiting.. RIP to his mentions

 

 

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Edited by Machinator

#22850
9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I' not saying it was FUNNY, but...

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I mean probably. Then again, it is UncleBuck. 

It was by no means meant to be hilarious, but yes, I was hoping maybe someone would chuckle at it at least. 

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