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  • truthbringerlrac
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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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#23252
6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You people with the Julia Styles love.  WTF.  Next you're going to say snaggle-toothed Kirsten Dunst was an underrated hottie of the early 00s, too, aren't you?

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#23253
15 hours ago, satyanash said:

Mike, I saw you wrote that you would let us in on the Bijan scoop after he commits (probably to OSU.) Why the wait? Would the info influence Texas' chance with him or were you asked to keep silent?

I always wait until a recruit makes his decision in a situation like that. It's more to explain in detail everything I heard, and so much could change between now and the decision.

This is the most stupid bullshit answer ever.  Actual answer: I need more time to conjure up a believable narrative.

#23254
14 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

He has a good job, with a good team.  Coach Barbay will get them to Newton levels of playoff success very soon. 

...if they quit dicking him around.

#23255
4 hours ago, Fud said:

Ketchum has Troy Omeire as the #7 prospect in the state in his update

It's important to remember that Ketchum is a fraudulent cocksucker who has created false stories for hits to the detriment of both the University of Texas and its recruiting efforts.  

Like anyone on Herman's staff is going to talk to that worm after the Orlando story and give them their WR rankings in the state.

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#23258
22 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

My buddy dated Julia Styles for a few years but she broke up with him to be with Dexter. We don't like her. 

Don't care if you like her or not. All we want to know is how she was in the sack.

#23259
58 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You people with the Julia Styles love.  WTF.  Next you're going to say snaggle-toothed Kirsten Dunst was an underrated hottie of the early 00s, too, aren't you?

I think dunst had her moments.  Curvy blonde.  

#23260
46 minutes ago, deech said:

It's important to remember that Ketchum is a fraudulent cocksucker who has created false stories for hits to the detriment of both the University of Texas and its recruiting efforts.  

Like anyone on Herman's staff is going to talk to that worm after the Orlando story and give them their WR rankings in the state.

Ketchum is a sjw who would live for herman to fail.  

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#23261
57 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You people with the Julia Styles love.  WTF.  Next you're going to say snaggle-toothed Kirsten Dunst was an underrated hottie of the early 00s, too, aren't you?

Both Julia Styles and Kirsten Dunst, as boring and flat-faced as Styles is and snaggletoothed and probably dirty as Dunst is, are hot enough and famous enough that any person on this sad board would be bragging about either hookup as a peak life moment for the rest of their lives. You fucking Casanovas acting otherwise are thread-constipating clowns. 

#23263
51 minutes ago, deech said:

It's important to remember that Ketchum is a fraudulent cocksucker who has created false stories for hits to the detriment of both the University of Texas and its recruiting efforts.  

Like anyone on Herman's staff is going to talk to that worm after the Orlando story and give them their WR rankings in the state.

Can you elaborate on the Orlando story for the uninformed?

#23264
1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

To keep it recruiting related, who is the Julia Stiles of this recruiting season - the 3am hookup after striking out on the 7-9's?

Stan Drayton

#23265
55 minutes ago, deech said:

It's important to remember that Ketchum is a fraudulent cocksucker who has created false stories for hits to the detriment of both the University of Texas and its recruiting efforts.  

Like anyone on Herman's staff is going to talk to that worm after the Orlando story and give them their WR rankings in the state.

FML, that was Chip.  My fault Ketch.  All the fraudulent $9.95'ers start to blend together.  I retract this post.

#23266
6 minutes ago, Abogado Peligroso said:

Can you elaborate on the Orlando story for the uninformed?

Chip Brown reported that Todd Orlando had interviewed with SMU for their head coaching vacancy.  This report was directly cited by an out of state defensive recruit for the reason he did not commit to Texas.  Orlando has publicly said it was a completely false article and blasted the report.

#23267
2 minutes ago, deech said:

FML, that was Chip.  My fault Ketch.  All the fraudulent $9.95'ers start to blend together.  I retract this post.

Ketch defrauded a charity, which makes him a worse cocksucker than FCB. He's also a lazy slob who is bad at his job, so really, take your pick of reasons to hate his fat ass, but don't apologize for doing so.

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Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

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#23276
24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Both Julia Styles and Kirsten Dunst, as boring and flat-faced as Styles is and snaggletoothed and probably dirty as Dunst is, are hot enough and famous enough that any person on this sad board would be bragging about either hookup as a peak life moment for the rest of their lives. You fucking Casanovas acting otherwise are thread-constipating clowns. 

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#23277
2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

BOMC

#23279

Cmon you know all these guys who follow the twitter interactions of teenage football players only bang 10s. 

#23280
Just now, UncleBuck said:

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Comment/context might be helpful, given that this doesn't appear related to anything.

#23281
7 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

But what about Sarah Michelle Gellar? 

#23282
8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

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#23283
Just now, GRHorn said:

But what about Sarah Michelle Gellar? 

Buffy-era SMG blows everyone previously mentioned out of the water.

#23284
Just now, Katfid54 said:

Comment/context might be helpful, given that this doesn't appear related to anything.

Miles rhymes with Stiles

#23287
1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Sandra Bernhard?  Susan Boyle?  Nancy Grace?  Kathy Griffin?

there’s nothing I wouldn’t do with nancy grace.  

#23290
7 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Jesus Fucksticks! You people are a god damn beating.

And yet you post here, what does that say about you?

#23292
3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

And yet you post here, what does that say about you?

That this, unfortunately, happens to be the best least terrible of a bunch of terrible options for aggregated recruiting info?

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#23293
20 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

Hi guys.....any more cupcakes....

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#23294
21 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

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#23298
1 minute ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

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Everyone knows that's post-baby Kirsten Dunst.  Not '00s-era Kirsten Dunst, which is what we were talking about.

#23300
50 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

I think dunst had her moments.  Curvy blonde.  

Kirsten Dunst definitely had/has a good body.  Therefore she is hot. 

Stiles has an average face, weird smile, and I can't find anything about her body to write home about.  She is not hot. 

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