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#23351
1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Roach has apparently alluded to a positive trend in Broughton to Texas. Can one of you with access stop jerking off long enough to post? 

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#23354

honestly, one of the best parts of this site these days is just randomly checking in on this thread once or twice a week and to try and guess just what the in the ever-loving fuck is going on in it and why.  whatever random shit you can compose in your mind, it will be bested by reality in here.

keep up the good work, folks. 

#23356
41 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Shannon Elizabeth is probably the #1 recruit.

lulz

This take is pretty bad, but then again you commonly confuse people for each other. I'm wondering who you were actually thinking of when you wrote this.

#23360
5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Roach has apparently alluded to a positive trend in Broughton to Texas. Can one of you with access stop jerking off long enough to post? 

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#23363
40 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Stiles - 6.8

Dunst - 7.0 pre-boob job; 7.7 post-boob job

Sabrina the Witch - 7.5 before the fat suit

Buffy - 8.2 back in the day

JLH - 8.5

Shannon Elizabeth - 8.9

Jessica Biel in that shitty baseball movie - 9.3

Jennifer Connelly 9.5

#23365
12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Roach has apparently alluded to a positive trend in Broughton to Texas. Can one of you with access stop jerking off long enough to post? 

"I've tried to stay pretty level here and I think i've been pretty consistent. Texas has been in this the longest, and I didn't buy them just suddenly dropping out. It's not done, but I feel like there's some budding confidence."

That's all Roach wrote.

#23366
8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Is this fake Aggy drama or real waffling? 

Hard to tell. Could just be freaking because they figure Meemaw woulda let her the cat out of the bag by now. 

#23367
Just now, satyanash said:

"I've tried to stay pretty level here and I think i've been pretty consistent. Texas has been in this the longest, and I didn't buy them just suddenly dropping out. It's not done, but I feel like there's some budding confidence."

That's all Roach wrote.

That's all we need.

#23368
Nobody knows anything.
Texas people are getting more confident, A&M people are getting less confident. It's a definite trend.

Then again I'm not sure if Herman has ever thought he's not going to get someone he wants.
#23371
Just now, Huckleberry said:
5 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:
Jennifer Connelly 9.5

Hot as hell but in her 30s in the early 2000s. Disqualified.

Its why I left Selma Hayek out of this.  Easily the winner - but age disqualified.

#23372
7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Texas people are getting more confident, A&M people are getting less confident. It's a definite trend.

Then again I'm not sure if Herman has ever thought he's not going to get someone he wants.

I normally wouldn't put too much stock into it, and I'm not saying I'm putting a whole whole lot into it right now, but I'm a little more perked up because this is all coming off of the Broughton Family Sit Down. So there is at least an event this is all following. 

#23373
Just now, UncleBuck said:

I normally wouldn't put too much stock into it, and I'm not saying I'm putting a whole whole lot into it right now, but I'm a little more perked up because this is all coming off of the Broughton Family Sit Down. So there is at least an event this is all following. 

Do we for sure have clarity that the Broughton family sit down already happened?

#23374
3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

"I've tried to stay pretty level here and I think i've been pretty consistent. Texas has been in this the longest, and I didn't buy them just suddenly dropping out. It's not done, but I feel like there's some budding confidence."

That's all Roach wrote.

This staff is known to be oddly confident despite warning signs. So basically nobody knows shit. 

#23375
3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Texas people are getting more confident, A&M people are getting less confident. It's a definite trend.

Then again I'm not sure if Herman has ever thought he's not going to get someone he wants.

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#23376
1 minute ago, Skyline said:

This staff is known to be oddly confident despite warning signs. So basically nobody knows shit. 

Noah Cain definitely coming here confirmed.

#23377
14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Do we for sure have clarity that the Broughton family sit down already happened?

I've seen it mentioned a couple of times from the 995s that it has happened. But yah, I guess it's possible it "hasn't" happened. 

 

I'm just betting it has, because immediately on the tail of reports that it had happened is when the aggy hedging began

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#23378

We know Broughton hasn't silently committed to ATM yet because the ministry and Wiltfong would not waste time in broadcasting that decision with their laughable attempts at discretion. That's about all we can be confident about right now.

#23380
8 minutes ago, Skyline said:

warning signs

Giles: "So whadda ya say, Vernon? Come join us here in Austin!"

 

Broughton: "Nah I'm good fam. Gig 'em"

 

*Giles rings up Tom

 

"We got him, coach!"

#23383
6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

To be fair - Cain was all Texas right up until he stepped on the podium...

I heard he was all Texas when he stepped OFF the podium, too. 

#23386
12 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:
17 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:
Jennifer Connelly 9.5

Hot as hell but in her 30s in the early 2000s. Disqualified.

Not early 00's but just because

 

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#23388
2 hours ago, deech said:

FML, that was Chip.  My fault Ketch.  All the fraudulent $9.95'ers start to blend together.  I retract this post.

Fuck Ketch anyways.  He will be along to threaten you with a lawsuit shortly, though.

#23392
15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Do we for sure have clarity that the Broughton family sit down already happened?

It's been long enough now since The Opening that I have a hard time believing they've been standing up this whole time.

#23394
1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It's been long enough now since The Opening that I have a hard time believing they've been standing up this whole time.

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Fun fact, Katfid thinks the guy in red is Donald Glover. 

#23395
5 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

FIFY

Not one physical flaw in her prime.   She even rivals surly darling Kate  Beckinsale.  And she’s american.    

 

 

Theres some nsfw stuff of her out there.  Fire

#23396
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... today’s Surly.

Yeah, buts it’s way better than “cheese talk.” Wtf was that?


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#23397
32 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

lulz

This take is pretty bad, but then again you commonly confuse people for each other. I'm wondering who you were actually thinking of when you wrote this.

You must not have masturbated to her scene in American Pie during your formative years.  Because if you did, you would 100% be agreeing with me.

#23398
1 minute ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Not one physical flaw in her prime.   She even rivals surly darling Kate  Beckinsale.  And she’s american.    

 

 

Theres some nsfw stuff of her out there.  Fire

Clearly I haven’t been exposed to the nsfw stuff, or whatever work she did in her prime. Her eyebrows drop her a peg for me.  She’s attractive, but she’s no Biel. 

#23399
Just now, Lhorn said:


Yeah, buts it’s way better than “cheese talk.” Wtf was that?


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You're not provolone on that one. 

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