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#23802
Just now, Casual Encounter said:

I’m going to laugh no matter who he chooses. Both side’s reactions to little bits of “information” is hilarious.

If you’re amused by the reactions to little bits of info, you’re probably going to need oxygen when you read the reactions to ACTUAL information. 

#23803
52 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

If you’re amused by the reactions to little bits of info, you’re probably going to need oxygen when you read the reactions to ACTUAL information. 

I think some of these fat fuckers need bottles of oxygen already.

#23804
8 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

Hamm followed him all the way down 290, probably. 

Are you really following if you're prostrate, clinging to the hood of his moving car?

#23806
23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Speaking of Hamm, via LonghornFrenzy:

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What hurt worse, tweeting that or getting pool shock in his eyes?

#23807
5 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Roach is taking the Wiltfong approach to his updates. Every SEC school is actually in the lead, and Texas will be lucky to get anyone to play for them.

Roach is in a no win position. If he's honest, he is boring. If he tries to be dramatic, he starts making shit up.

#23809
2 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Roach is in a no win position. If he's honest, he is boring. If he tries to be dramatic, he starts making shit up.

Yeah, the poor guy is an honest plugger in a position tailor-made for a clickwhore drama queen.

#23811
1 hour ago, Thujone said:

Just wait for the Greetings from College Station pic tomorrow.

Yep lol. Surly is gonna break again.

#23812
8 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

*Broughton is at DKR, standing at the 50 yard line

 

"They say home is where the heart is..."

 

*BEVO is brought out in the background by the Silver Spurs

 

"it's getting late."

 

*pulls off hoodie to reveal aggy shirt. Silver Spurs jaws drop, BEVO literally falls over

 

"...and I still got a two hour drive East. Gig 'Em"

 

*Broughton burns off in a trans-am. DKR explodes behind him

This outstanding work. If this is close to what happens in real life, I will laugh as hard as I ever have and revel in the humiliation and shame of this board in the aftermath. Holy shit. 

#23813
6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This outstanding work. If this is close to what happens in real life, I will laugh as hard as I ever have and revel in the humiliation and shame of this board in the aftermath. Holy shit. 

Well if you're gonna get fucked, you might as well get fucked good and proper. 

#23816
10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well if you're gonna get fucked, you might as well get fucked good and proper. 

You got that shit right. The carnage here in the aftermath of a grand troll of that nature would almost make the recruiting loss worth it.

To the contrary, I think about things like with the Kris Boyd and Brandon Jones stuff and it reminds me that aggies have a lot more practice at such terrible shit and they always show up for more. I don’t know if i could handle the repeated buttfuckings. It’s fascinating. Seeing their posts where they’ve been viewing him as a lock for a long period of time is utterly bizarre but makes it all worthwhile if the knife on this one twists in our favor. 

#23817
12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well if you're gonna get fucked, you might as well get fucked good and proper. 

And none of this should shock us. I am in the group right now that this is a troll job. And it will be epic here if it happens. 

#23818
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

You got that shit right. The carnage here in the aftermath of a grand troll of that nature would almost make the recruiting loss worth it.

To the contrary, I think about things like with the Kris Boyd and Brandon Jones stuff and it reminds me that aggies have a lot more practice at such terrible shit and they always show up for more. I don’t know if i could handle the repeated buttfuckings. It’s fascinating. Seeing their posts where they’ve been viewing him as a lock for a long period of time is utterly bizarre but makes it all worthwhile if the knife on this one twists in our favor. 

Those delusional cocksuckers deserve it.  They are so fucking dense.

#23819

Lol. Family is straight trolling right now. If he looks like he’s leaning one way, probably means he’s going the other way. Nothing should give us/them hope or anxiety.
Even when he announced, the “winner” is likely gonna have to white knuckle this until NSD

If he’s in Austin, he’s leaning aggie. Mom Twittering about aggy means Horns.



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#23821
2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Lol. Family is straight trolling right now. If he looks like he’s leaning one way, probably means he’s going the other way. Nothing should give us/them hope or anxiety.
Even when he announced, the “winner” is likely gonna have to white knuckle this until NSD

If he’s in Austin, he’s leaning aggie. Mom Twittering about aggy means Horns.



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Lotushorn, is that you?

#23822
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Isn't Robinson hesitant to commit to tOSU if that RB from FL commits there, which sets us in a good position to land him? Or does he not care about another RB commit? 

Don't get your hopes up.

#23823
Just now, texifornia said:

Don't get your hopes up.

I'm not, but a part of me wants to believe. If he comes here, awesome. If not, I'm excited to see Ingram and Whittington do their thing and hope it sways an elite to come here late in the season. 

#23828
5 hours ago, texifornia said:

*quietly* Havard is the scientist's name

It's also exactly how anyone who goes/went to Harvard says it>>>Hahvad

#23831
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Well if you're gonna get fucked, you might as well get fucked good and proper. 

"You ain't gonna let me have it, are you Lord? I'm a sinner, and you're gonna fuck me." Big Ed Bookman

#23832
Hamm's pronouncement is the death knell to aggy chances with Broughton.

I thought Hamms shtick was he was alway wrong. Therefore conceding means aggy lock?


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#23833
6 minutes ago, Lhorn said:


I thought Hamms shtick was he was alway wrong. Therefore conceding means aggy lock?


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i dont think so no way GIF

#23836
6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Lol. Family is straight trolling right now. If he looks like he’s leaning one way, probably means he’s going the other way. Nothing should give us/them hope or anxiety.
Even when he announced, the “winner” is likely gonna have to white knuckle this until NSD

If he’s in Austin, he’s leaning aggie. Mom Twittering about aggy means Horns.



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Agree.  Family and aggy mods in on it too

#23838
6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Well if you're gonna get fucked, you might as well get fucked good and proper. 

Well, that’s not how I feel. If we are going to get fucked I would rather it be the bent over the bed, underwear pulled down to the knees, married for 10 years variety so it’s over quickly. 

No need to prolong the experience. 

#23839
54 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Would Broughton have only been in Austin for this photo shoot by chance? 

Of course not.  Vype ATX caters to the Austin-area high school sports scene.  Broughton would attend the Houston-area shoot.  Note that both Collins and Princely are from the Austin area.

#23840
10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Well, that’s not how I feel. If we are going to get fucked I would rather it be the bent over the bed, underwear pulled down to the knees, married for 10 years variety so it’s over quickly. 

No need to prolong the experience. 

She does that to you a lot, doesn’t she?

#23842
7 hours ago, Goodman said:

Roach is in a no win position. If he's honest, he is boring. If he tries to be dramatic, he starts making shit up.

To his credit, wasn't Roach the only $9.95er not to waver from his Broughton-to-UT pick?

#23843
7 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

And none of this should shock us. I am in the group right now that this is a troll job. And it will be epic here if it happens. 

I’m in this group as well. Happy to be proven wrong. 

#23845
8 hours ago, RGBIII said:

What hurt worse, tweeting that or getting pool shock in his eyes?

His divorce, probably 

#23847
1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

To his credit, wasn't Roach the only $9.95er not to waver from his Broughton-to-UT pick?

Nah he changed his CB to foggy. I think TFB is the one that stayed the course.

#23849
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Nah he changed his CB to foggy. I think TFB is the one that stayed the course.

Roach still has his on Texas.

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