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#36801
1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

not recruiting related, but pizza related.

my buddy would frequently order pizza from the late-night pizza delivery place in chicago at like 4am on his way home from the bar. more than a few times he passed out dead to the world and didn't answer when the pizza guy showed up. They told him he was one more "no-answer" away from the "banned" list. So next time he orders he rigs the downstairs door so it stays open and sits down outside his front door in his boxers with cash in hand. he woke up at like 8am with a cold pizza and his change sitting next to him. But hey, he avoided the banned list...

This is how we get to 1000

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#36802
4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Roach said on the blitz that Bijan told Roach he sees himself as similar to Shady McCoy, so suck a dick @Katfid54.

I love you, honey.

#36804
6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Been awful for a long time. I lived in a shithole on Rio Grande in 93-94. It wasn't cheap at all.

Must be Rio Nueces.

#36805

I lived in Mountain View, CA after college. My rent was $1000 in like 1999 for a 1BR 770sq ft apt. I remember my brother telling me what he was paying in Manhattan for the same sized place. I was shocked at how much it was. I called the other day to see how much that one bedroom rents for now - $2700. I don't know how many new grads you can fit into 770 sq. ft. but it better be a lot.

#36806
5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Honey? I thought this was the pizza thread.

flat bread and honey ftw

#36807
4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Dial 459-2222 for Mr Gatti's pizza delivered

I thought that you can get anything you want....at Alice’s Restaurant!

#36808
50 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My first date with the future Mrs. Brat was at Shakey’s Pizza on Guadalupe - December 30, 1966. One pizza and two pitchers IIRC. 

Proposed two weeks later.

Best bit of recruiting I ever did.

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A SFW pic of Mrs. Brat (her titis are covered up).

#36809
2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

We were in Coventry Place right next door.

I was at coventry ‘04-‘06.  rod babers lived there with his girlfriend at the same time.  are you rod b?

#36813
11 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Not to interrupt but I noticed this LB from IMG (Ole Miss commit) was showing a UT offer.  Is this new?  Real?  He's a take on name alone for me.

https://247sports.com/player/jaqwondis-burns-46078938/ 

And according to Wells, Orlando saw him on Friday in Florida. I combed the IMG prospects for 2020 and it doesn't appear that he was there for anyone else. At least not anyone with an offer yet.

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#36815
2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Did any of the 9.95ers put in a Cristobal on this one?

#36818
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Surly Poster absolutely, 100% fucking checks out. 

"Is that Katfid?"

       - Katfid

#36823
5 hours ago, Bevo said:

I lived in Mountain View, CA after college. My rent was $1000 in like 1999 for a 1BR 770sq ft apt. I remember my brother telling me what he was paying in Manhattan for the same sized place. I was shocked at how much it was. I called the other day to see how much that one bedroom rents for now - $2700. I don't know how many new grads you can fit into 770 sq. ft. but it better be a lot.

In 94ish, I visited friends from UT that had moved to Manhattan, 77th and 1st upper east side. Incidentally, across the street was a bar aptly named the Cowboy Bar, good times.  Anyway, the two chicks each had their own room and my buddy had the hall office nook (no door) and standup box for a closet, box spring and mattress no frame.  One full bath and a 1/2 bath for the 3 of them.  He had a deal at $750/mo, they paid $1,200 ea. $3,150 per mo.  for 1,000 sq ft.

#36824
17 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

In 94ish, I visited friends from UT that had moved to Manhattan, 77th and 1st upper east side. Incidentally, across the street was a bar aptly named the Cowboy Bar, good times.  Anyway, the two chicks each had their own room and my buddy had the hall office nook (no door) and standup box for a closet, box spring and mattress no frame.  One full bath and a 1/2 bath for the 3 of them.  He had a deal at $750/mo, they paid $1,200 ea. $3,150 per mo.  for 1,000 sq ft.

 

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 "Come and knock on my door"

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#36825
5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Not to interrupt but I noticed this LB from IMG (Ole Miss commit) was showing a UT offer.  Is this new?  Real?  He's a take on name alone for me.

https://247sports.com/player/jaqwondis-burns-46078938/ 

The offer is real. They like him and he’s probable to flip. This could be the LB take late in this class. 

Looking good for Dixon too. 

#36828
6 hours ago, Bevo said:

I lived in Mountain View, CA after college. My rent was $1000 in like 1999 for a 1BR 770sq ft apt. I remember my brother telling me what he was paying in Manhattan for the same sized place. I was shocked at how much it was. I called the other day to see how much that one bedroom rents for now - $2700. I don't know how many new grads you can fit into 770 sq. ft. but it better be a lot.

Don’t even talk to me about apartment cost after college until you split a 700 square ft efficiency for $5600 a month when you were 22. 

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#36829

I know most of us want JQJ to play QB but imagine a starting LB unit of Jaqwondis, Ja'Quinden, and Ja'Tavion

#36830
5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Don’t even talk to me about apartment cost after college until you split a 700 square ft efficiency for $5600 a month when you were 22. 

That's crazy. Manhattan?

#36833
13 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Don’t even talk to me about apartment cost after college until you split a 700 square ft efficiency for $5600 a month when you were 22. 

You take a job in Monaco?

Sick humblebrag, btw 

#36834
23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The offer is real. They like him and he’s probable to flip. This could be the LB take late in this class. 

Looking good for Dixon too. 

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#36835
27 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I know most of us want JQJ to play QB but imagine a starting LB unit of Jaqwondis, Ja'Quinden, and Ja'Tavion

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#36837
46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The offer is real. They like him and he’s probable to flip. This could be the LB take late in this class. 

Looking good for Dixon too. 

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#36839
53 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I know most of us want JQJ to play QB but imagine a starting LB unit of Jaqwondis, Ja'Quinden, and Ja'Tavion

 

                          Where's Ja-Quell-an??

 

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#36840
42 minutes ago, Bevo said:

That's crazy. Manhattan?

Yes. Basically as many homeless people and as much public urination as living off Riverside but at 10 times the cost. 

#36841
20 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Yes. Basically as many homeless people and as much public urination as living off Riverside but at 10 times the cost. 

Damn. I left Riverside and Austin after graduating in 03. Were there that many homeless people or was that a later thing?

#36846

Interesting: Andrew Ellis (tOSU guy) just put in a CB for Ryan Watts to tOSU. Would imagine that has something to do with how hard OU is pushing for Eaton. Looks like Watts decommitted from OU tonight too.

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#36847
Just now, Dummy said:

Interesting: Andrew Ellis (tOSU guy) just put in a CB for Ryan Watts to tOSU. Would imagine that has something to do with how hard OU is pushing for Eaton.

Watts just de-committed

#36848

It wasn't so long ago that there was speculation of taking Ryan Watts and Jahari Rogers as the CBs in this class - back when Kelee Ringo started trending Dawg.

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