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#37051
12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

The final part of the interview wasn't discovered until years later ... caught on the grainy footage of a security cam video.

Karic, in a burst of unbridled fury, grabbed the interviewer, tore his head right off, and drop-kicked it through the goal posts.  He then ripped his headless body limb from limb, all the while doing a manic war dance.  

Shrieks of horror still rent the air as he stormed off, muttering "THAT'S a form tackle!!"

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#37052
38 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Fucking awesome. That’s exactly what you want your OL to be like. He’s gonna be an absolute stud here. Sam Cosmi 2.0.

#37053

Bijans aunt visited campus today after ACL. Notable because she was the one living in LA who’s a USC fan

#37054
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Bijans aunt visited campus today after ACL. Notable because she was the one living in LA who’s a USC fan

There’s always an aunt.  

#37061
24 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Did she enjoy her time.

I've seen a few CBs rolling in for a flip. Roach is reluctant to pull the trigger, though.

#37063
11 hours ago, Bevo said:

He is about the same size as his brother. I think Keaontay Ingram was listed as 6'1" 190lb in high school and 6'0" 205lb now. Kelvontay is listed as 6'0" 180lb. It looks like Kelvontay may be a little faster. I didn't see either play in high school. How do they compare? Obviously its difficult because they play different positions, but Ingram was much higher rated, fiw.

Ingram was clearly a running back all the way with great vision, feel, and soft rb skills, and was built like a RB, while Kelvontay is an athlete who can play inside wr, outside, wr, defensive back, or even RB if we really need him there, but plays mostly slot right now. He suffered a major leg injury his sophomore year, so he's probably just now getting his full athleticism back. I'm not sure if he's a surefire future starter at any specific position, but positional flexibility and high football character makes me think he'll eventually start somewhere, and adds good roster depth. 

11 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Dixon missing most of his Jr. year probably hindered his ranking.  247 and ESPN have him as a 4* though.

His sophomore year, you mean

#37064
23 minutes ago, Fud said:

major leg injury his sophomore year,

it was his ankle, right? in like the 2nd or 3rd game?

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#37065
2 minutes ago, NoName said:

it was his ankle, right? in like the 2nd or 3rd game?

I don't remember 

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#37066

Texas is interested in a new guy on the radar. Dynamic and could play on either side. Great in the return game. Doing what they do, finding guys the whole way through the process and evaluating constantly. 

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#37068

Turns out closetojumping is just doing a Mike Roach bit, who recently discovered that we're pushing for Kelvontay Dixon.

#37069
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Turns out closetojumping is just doing a Mike Roach bit, who recently discovered that we're pushing for Kelvontay Dixon.

You’ve been rather surly lately. I like the cut of your...mainframe? 

Make sure you thank your programmer for the extra coding.

#37070
17 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

You’ve been rather surly lately. I like the cut of your...mainframe? 

Make sure you thank your programmer for the extra coding.

 

Uh oh .... given that this is, you know, the Surl .... Skynet's becoming self aware?

#37071
28 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

You’ve been rather surly lately. I like the cut of your...mainframe? 

Make sure you thank your programmer for the extra coding.

 

9 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Uh oh .... given that this is, you know, the Surl .... Skynet's becoming self aware?

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#37073
4 minutes ago, sidis said:

 

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If you people don't think that this gif is Machinator, then I don't know what to tell you.

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#37074

Smart by the staff. I wondered how getting little bro would affect big bro being down on the depth chart, I can easily see him exploring his portal options if the trend continues and Bijan coming in.

#37079
7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That wasn't Kelvontay, it was another brother.

How in the world could you tell???

                            - Katfid

#37080
16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That wasn't Kelvontay, it was another brother.

Okay, I know the whole computer bit, but how do you remember this stuff? I hope it's excel sheets.

#37084
4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Texas is interested in a new guy on the radar. Dynamic and could play on either side. Great in the return game. Doing what they do, finding guys the whole way through the process and evaluating constantly. 

Some buzz on the IT boards about Ty Moore

https://247sports.com/Player/Ty-Moore-46082536/

Copied from u/jonathan wells:
He hasn't reported any offers on his Twitter account and doesn't have a great deal of college coaches following him; the most notable follow he has is probably Joey McGuire at Baylor, and a few other Baylor staffers also follow him. He's the son of Baylor head softball coach Glenn Moore.

- He measured 6'1" 185 at The Opening Dallas in March and recorded a 4.22 shuttle and 32.4" vertical.
- In his track and field career he has PRs of 6'4" in high jump, 22'4.25" in long jump, and 44'1" in triple jump.
- He caught 41 passes for 805 yards and 8 TDs in 13 games as a junior, and through the first six games of his senior year he has caught 34 passes for 750 yards and 9 TDs. He also handles kickoff and punt duties, as well as KO and punt returns.

Here's a few clips from his 8-catch, 142-yard, 3 TD game this season against Teague, makes some athletic moves after the catch: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/8522306/5d880387b3c84f0c98380e90

 

#37086
2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Some buzz on the IT boards about Ty Moore

https://247sports.com/Player/Ty-Moore-46082536/

Copied from u/jonathan wells:
He hasn't reported any offers on his Twitter account and doesn't have a great deal of college coaches following him; the most notable follow he has is probably Joey McGuire at Baylor, and a few other Baylor staffers also follow him. He's the son of Baylor head softball coach Glenn Moore.

- He measured 6'1" 185 at The Opening Dallas in March and recorded a 4.22 shuttle and 32.4" vertical.
- In his track and field career he has PRs of 6'4" in high jump, 22'4.25" in long jump, and 44'1" in triple jump.
- He caught 41 passes for 805 yards and 8 TDs in 13 games as a junior, and through the first six games of his senior year he has caught 34 passes for 750 yards and 9 TDs. He also handles kickoff and punt duties, as well as KO and punt returns.

Here's a few clips from his 8-catch, 142-yard, 3 TD game this season against Teague, makes some athletic moves after the catch: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/8522306/5d880387b3c84f0c98380e90

 

We’ve got ourselves a future coach on the field. 

#37088
2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Some buzz on the IT boards about Ty Moore

https://247sports.com/Player/Ty-Moore-46082536/

Copied from u/jonathan wells:
He hasn't reported any offers on his Twitter account and doesn't have a great deal of college coaches following him; the most notable follow he has is probably Joey McGuire at Baylor, and a few other Baylor staffers also follow him. He's the son of Baylor head softball coach Glenn Moore.

- He measured 6'1" 185 at The Opening Dallas in March and recorded a 4.22 shuttle and 32.4" vertical.
- In his track and field career he has PRs of 6'4" in high jump, 22'4.25" in long jump, and 44'1" in triple jump.
- He caught 41 passes for 805 yards and 8 TDs in 13 games as a junior, and through the first six games of his senior year he has caught 34 passes for 750 yards and 9 TDs. He also handles kickoff and punt duties, as well as KO and punt returns.

Here's a few clips from his 8-catch, 142-yard, 3 TD game this season against Teague, makes some athletic moves after the catch: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/8522306/5d880387b3c84f0c98380e90

 

If I could pass on names, I would, but for good reason, that's not the case here. If it helps, the dude is from CenTex. 

#37090
6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If I could pass on names, I would, but for good reason, that's not the case here. If it helps, the dude is from CenTex. 

And here I was thinking you were actually just making fun of Roach re: Dixon.

#37091
12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If I could pass on names, I would, but for good reason, that's not the case here. If it helps, the dude is from CenTex. 

I’ve read Devin Price is highly underrated 

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#37093

How about we relax and just let things happen instead of trying to shine light where darkness is intentional.

#37095
3 minutes ago, Atticus said:

How about we relax and just let things happen instead of trying to shine light where darkness is intentional.

Not in alignment for the March to 1000.

#37100

One of two overhyped white dudes from my distinguished alma mater


Hey, mine too. Greg Dolan was the other! I think we had this discussion briefly before in one of these threads (probably 2019).

Also, remember Mac McWhorter Jr.? Lord.

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