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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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#39252
7 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m more excited for the firings than I am for the game. 

Happy Sack Friday, everyone!

#39253
8 hours ago, satyanash said:

InsideTexas is now also corroborating Chip's report.

(Eric Nahlin) Thursdays in the Humidor: 11/28/19

 

Beck demoted to QB coach. Meekins to non coaching position. 

#39254
13 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Beck demoted to QB coach. Meekins to non coaching position. 

Was thinking the exact same thing 

#39256

If Beck gets demoted, it probably won’t be to QB coach. Very few people who function as the true OC of an offense allow someone else to coach QBs. I could see Beck getting moved to TE or WR coach, if he’s demoted and stays.

#39257

 https://twitter.com/barstoolsc/status/1200214595224424448?s=21

 

 

 

Wells liked this. Harrell seems underwhelming to me. Haven’t seen usc play all year but I remember their 9.95ers complaining about Harrell at the beginning of the year.

 

Did he turn their offense around? Is he a good recruiter?

 

#39258
1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

If Beck gets demoted, it probably won’t be to QB coach. Very few people who function as the true OC of an offense allow someone else to coach QBs. I could see Beck getting moved to TE or WR coach, if he’s demoted and stays.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Beck_(American_football,_born_1966)

He coached WRs at Kansas when they won the Orange Bowl. 

#39259
43 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Did he turn their offense around? Is he a good recruiter?

Yes on both counts. And the Trojans' 9.95ers are almost as delusional as their fans are, so I'd take anything they say with a huge grain of salt.

#39260

Love the Scalley note. He is so legit. His style is perfect for the Texas roster with the way he schemes his dbs. I don’t think we need to go 4 down, but that’s what he does at Utah and the personnel supports it.

#39262
Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Could Orlando be reassigned to lbs?

Why? LBs don’t appear well-coached and he doesn’t recruit.

#39266
31 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Could Orlando be reassigned to lbs?

If lbs = Lower Bavarian Sector, yes we have ways of making that happen.

#39267
10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Andrew Ellis put in a flip pick for Bijan to USC.

Seems weird, supposedly he had cut off communication with USC...maybe he knows Drayton is gone

#39268
11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Andrew Ellis put in a flip pick for Bijan to USC.

Is this just a throw something at the wall and hope it sticks pick, or is this actual smoke? 

#39269
20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Andrew Ellis put in a flip pick for Bijan to USC.

Fuck him but if this starts some speculation waterfall Andrew Ellis is getting a flaming bag of dog shit sent to him 

#39270

Harrell is 34 years old, was trained by the Pirate, and as OC at Southern Cal he saved Helton's ass.  He may also save Herman's ass if we hire him and Herman gets out of the way.    

#39271
2 hours ago, utexas8 said:

https://twitter.com/barstoolsc/status/1200214595224424448?s=21

 

 

 

Wells liked this. Harrell seems underwhelming to me. Haven’t seen usc play all year but I remember their 9.95ers complaining about Harrell at the beginning of the year.

 

Did he turn their offense around? Is he a good recruiter?

 

 

21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Andrew Ellis put in a flip pick for Bijan to USC.

Harrell at USC and Bijan getting CBs there. If Harrell does come that's probably good for us. He's committed to Texas but USC is enticing. He can stay with Texas and go with Harrell if that's what he wants.

Also, Cumbie flirted with Texas a few years ago. Now that CDC is here would he reconsider? Do we still want him? Is he still considered a hot commodity? 

#39276

A USC mod is saying that Bijan May be a silent to them, but the fact that he’s even entertaining choosing Helton over Herman says it all. 

#39278
3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


Which means tosu coaches are telling him Bijan isn’t solid, but he’s not coming to Columbus.

tOSU got a RB commit a week or so ago.

#39279
29 minutes ago, Chrispy_ said:

A USC mod is saying that Bijan May be a silent to them, but the fact that he’s even entertaining choosing Helton over Herman says it all. 

Jesus fuck 

#39282
Just now, nycHorn said:

Once they can some coaches they should park Carrington in Bijans living room.

That's happening immediately after this game. Also, Andrew Ellis is a dingleberry. It is known.

#39283
39 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Once they can some coaches they should park Carrington in Bijans living room.

I'm guessing he thought, "I think Tucson would be a great place to spend Thanksgiving". He's just hanging in the desert, taking some time off. No really ncaa, it's just a coincidence that he was in town when he was promoted to the coaching staff and in a hotel just a few miles from Bijan's house. 

#39284
20 hours ago, futureman said:

he fucking hates UT.  but maybe if the money’s right he won’t care. 

Yes, he as well as his entire family hates UT. 

 

#39287
5 hours ago, utexas8 said:

https://twitter.com/barstoolsc/status/1200214595224424448?s=21

 

 

 

Wells liked this. Harrell seems underwhelming to me. Haven’t seen usc play all year but I remember their 9.95ers complaining about Harrell at the beginning of the year.

 

Did he turn their offense around? Is he a good recruiter?

 

PM @TrojanPrincess

#39289
3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Andrew Ellis put in a flip pick for Bijan to USC.

Hope Andrew Ellis is just trying to fuck with Longhorn fans about Bijan to USC...

#39290


from Mike Roach on JQJ

Following a big regional semi-final win, Jackson told me that he’s completely locked into Texas and planning to sign in December. I spoke to a few sources who said that staff movement could cause Jackson to look around, but from what he’s saying, he’s locked into Texas.

#39291
3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Also, Cumbie flirted with Texas a few years ago. Now that CDC is here would he reconsider? Do we still want him? Is he still considered a hot commodity? 

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#39293
7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:


from Mike Roach on JQJ

Following a big regional semi-final win, Jackson told me that he’s completely locked into Texas and planning to sign in December. I spoke to a few sources who said that staff movement could cause Jackson to look around, but from what he’s saying, he’s locked into Texas.

Heads I win, tails you lose. It took a while, but roach might finally be figuring out the 995 hustle. 

#39296

Once upon a time, Andrew Ellis was legit when it came to CBs. Don't know if he still is but I wouldn't dismiss this. 

#39298
10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Once upon a time, Andrew Ellis was legit when it came to CBs. Don't know if he still is but I wouldn't dismiss this. 

I checked his profile and he's 73 or 75% with his average. He's not bad, but he's not someone I would really trust like the Fong. 

#39300
19 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Once upon a time, Andrew Ellis was legit when it came to CBs. Don't know if he still is but I wouldn't dismiss this. 

why are you the way that you are GIF

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