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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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#5256

Hey man, if the kid told you he likes it then my first response is that's great. My second response is WHY ARE YOU TWEETING AT RECRUITS?

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My third response is to ask you to see if he likes this one.

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Edited by Huckleberry
Apparently I can't count to three.

#5258
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

My second response is to ask you to see if he likes this one.

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#5262
4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hey man, if the kid told you he likes it then my first response is that's great. My second response is WHY ARE YOU TWEETING AT RECRUITS?

My second response is to ask you to see if he likes this one.

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At first, I was, like, "aw man that's cool!"

Then I thought of:

 

Edited by MirrOlure

#5264
6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hey man, if the kid told you he likes it then my first response is that's great. My second response is WHY ARE YOU TWEETING AT RECRUITS?

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My second response is to ask you to see if he likes this one.

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Gdammit, made me spit up my drink. Where can i send my dry cleaning bill?

#5266
4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's helping out Giles

I hope we see this phrase used roughly 25,000 more times this cycle. 

#5276

Checking in on Ty Jordan (and probably checking out Dylan Wright's new Benz in the parking lot given how obviously that all went down).

 

Edited by texifornia

#5277
3 hours ago, golfclap said:

I'm really happy about it but it is bizarre - what they need is to save all 3-4 of those ships and hit the grad transfer market hard. they need guys that can play right away at CB and LB. 

Slow down baby, we on the 10 year plan. 

#5278
He currently has a rating of .8333. IF he commits to us, he'll be a 5 star on signing day.
I wonder how much it costs to get that kind of a bump. And do we set the money aside when we offer or wait until he commits?
#5279
3 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
15 hours ago, RabidM said:
He currently has a rating of .8333. IF he commits to us, he'll be a 5 star on signing day.

I wonder how much it costs to get that kind of a bump. And do we set the money aside when we offer or wait until he commits?

If we were aggy the athletic department would just borrow it from the university.

#5280
4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
15 hours ago, RabidM said:
He currently has a rating of .8333. IF he commits to us, he'll be a 5 star on signing day.

I wonder how much it costs to get that kind of a bump. And do we set the money aside when we offer or wait until he commits?

No money changes hands.  All rankings changes are merely orbital effects of the gravitational largesse of Texas's endowment.

Edited by Katfid54

#5281
Just now, Katfid54 said:

No money changes hands.  All rankings changes are merely orbital effects of the gravitational largesse of Texas's endowment.

Sometimes referred to by astrophysicists as a black hole, when affecting the college football landscape, it's more properly termed a TEXAS IS BACK hole.

#5282
If we were aggy the athletic department would just borrow it from the university.
And aggy would guarantee the payment even if the recruit ends up sucking.
#5284
2 hours ago, Txsbigeasy1 said:

how do i take it down

 

message blacklab or immac (or however you spell his forum name.)  

Edited by RabidM

#5288

We should be on commit watch, not only because it's tuesday (where real news comes in) but how can Evans not commit to us when we have great edits.. There's so much more where that came from.

#5290
8 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

We should be on commit watch, not only because it's tuesday (where real news comes in) but how can Evans not commit to us when we have great edits.. There's so much more where that came from.

about to let my creative edit juices flow on these 'croots

#5291
6 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

about to let my creative edit juices flow on these 'croots

Dear Mr. UncleBuck,

Please refrain from letting any of your juices flow on any “‘croots” or their families, even their moms. If your juices must flow, please kindly direct them at South Austin’s mother, doesn’t matter which hole.

Thank you. 

Edited by Burt Macklin

#5294
6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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You can disapprove all you want, but that's not stopping these "Gunna be a MAJORs Pain" and "Logan's on PARr With Texas" edits from going out. 

#5296
2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

You can disapprove all you want, but that's not stopping these "Gunna be a MAJORs Pain" and "Logan's on PARr With Texas" edits from going out. 

Ok fine, but only if you photoshop Herb Hand and Jake Majors’ faces in here and you have to spell Payne correctly.

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#5297
1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

You can disapprove all you want, but that's not stopping these "Gunna be a MAJORs Pain" and "Logan's on PARr With Texas" edits from going out. 

If that's all that's in the CARD's, then great.  Just no juice.

#5298
5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Any relation to Tathan?

Not a real name. Anyone with that name is ass, my dude.

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