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  • truthbringerlrac
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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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    for you anything!  

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6’7” 220#  - sounds like a Charles O starter kit 

So while I'm assuming the odds aren't great, the DL class of our dreams is Harris, Collins, Broughton, Dorbah? Roughly in that order? And with Princely being a more than acceptable replacement if we miss?

4 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

So while I'm assuming the odds aren't great, the DL class of our dreams is Harris, Collins, Broughton, Dorbah? Roughly in that order? And with Princely being a more than acceptable replacement if we miss?

Princely has visited a bunch and the staff seems to have him high on the board.  But yes, I think we'd take all 5.  I like the DL kid from California, but I haven't heard a thing about his recruitment.

Getting smalls is a huge pipe dream but he would need to have his own malikmas term. He looks like malik with even another level of excellence tacked on.

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

It's not that early. By this time last year, Brian Williams had already committed and started the Richardson-->Leal-->Wright series of dominoes. All three of those kids' plans to commit later in the year mysteriously changed. I doubt Jaylon Jones will be the only one this year.

Also I've learned not to get my hopes up with Giles. Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised, but I doubt it.

I guess it’s not that early. Satya is in midseason form.

WR Johnny Wilson measured in at 6'6 220 lbs. at the LA Regional Opening today.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

WR Johnny Wilson measured in at 6'6 220 lbs. at the LA Regional Opening today.

Yep, sign me up. 

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

WR Johnny Wilson measured in at 6'6 220 lbs. at the LA Regional Opening today.

Do. Want. 

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

WR Johnny Wilson measured in at 6'6 220 lbs. at the LA Regional Opening today.

Megatron has a son? He must have gotten started early. 

20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

WR Johnny Wilson measured in at 6'6 220 lbs. at the LA Regional Opening today.

Collin Johnson clone?

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Megatron has a son? He must have gotten started early. 

megatron?  we have 6’6” 220 WR on the roster right now. 

32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

WR Johnny Wilson measured in at 6'6 220 lbs. at the LA Regional Opening today.

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Just now, TKthunder2 said:

Fucking a that’s awful.

And yet it is retweeted by Logan. I'm never going to understand this shit.

24 minutes ago, Txsbigeasy1 said:

 

I would have started with a more upright Mr. Incredible.  It's hard to make a typical shot of a kid fit with the running forward lean.

Lulz. What the hell is going on? Easily the best surly-generated recruiting storyline in a long time.

At least since Baizer got caught trashing EJ on his sock account.

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2020 will be the best cycle ever thanks to these cringetastic superhero edits. I would like to commission one of EJ. Maybe as Dr strange or Wolverine or something.

4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I will be fucking pissed if they actually make up ground with he and Collins. Fucking Giles, I swear. 

at this point you have to blame Herman for any recruiter shortcomings on the staff. he's had the time and support to make any changes he wants to his program.

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

at this point you have to blame Herman for any recruiter shortcomings on the staff. he's had the time and support to make any changes he wants to his program.

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I live in Europe so can't do Friday night lights or any such thing. So thank all of you for doing God's work.

1 hour ago, Txsbigeasy1 said:

 

Have you done one for Flowe? The Wolverine suggestion made me wonder. Dude tears shit up. I can’t believe how popular these things are, but you can’t argue with the feedback you’ve gotten. 

51 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

2020 will be the best cycle ever thanks to these cringetastic superhero edits. I would like to commission one of EJ. Maybe as Dr strange or Wolverine or something.

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EJs supehero edit already exists. Not sure if hes's Ace or Gary.

1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

at this point you have to blame Herman for any recruiter shortcomings on the staff. he's had the time and support to make any changes he wants to his program.

Oh, I do blame Herman for keeping a lazy ass recruiter like him on staff. Almost anyone else would be better at this point. It's a travesty we're stuck with him.

22 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh, I do blame Herman for keeping a lazy ass recruiter like him on staff. Almost anyone else would be better at this point. It's a travesty we're stuck with him.

Didn't you read what Nahlin said? It'll totally be different this year because Tom is paying close attention to him.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Didn't you read what Nahlin said? It'll totally be different this year because Tom is paying close attention to him.

Nah, I didn't read what he said. I also don't trust anything the $9.95ers say, either. They were confident in Leal last year. If it came from TFB I would take it a little more serious, but not from Nahlin. 

2 hours ago, Txsbigeasy1 said:

 

The 2020 class was birthed in 2001/2002.  Some of you old fucks are showing your age.  It may not be relevant to you, but who gives a shit?  

He was playing in DC/warner land, but now that he’s used mouse material I wonder how long until he gets a call strenuously suggesting he lose these images. 

2 hours ago, Chili dog said:

Have you done one for Flowe? The Wolverine suggestion made me wonder. Dude tears shit up. I can’t believe how popular these things are, but you can’t argue with the feedback you’ve gotten. 

I only do what the players ask for! They let me know who their favorite superheros are.

SIAP but does anybody know who this dude is in the picture (Matt_V)? He's connected to all these West Coast players. I've seen him in almost every picture with the top tier recruits on the West Coast. He also seems to be boys with Carrington. 

 

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In reference to the guy above but we want him in our corner. Garcia is going to be one of the top '21 QBs and this dude is really pushing him to Texas. 

 

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2 hours ago, BigSwingingD said:

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EJs supehero edit already exists. Not sure if hes's Ace or Gary.

Well considering together they spell ag, it must be Hamm and EJ. Although, that photo of Johnny Manziel and Looch could be shopped pretty well.

2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

The 2020 class was birthed in 2001/2002.  Some of you old fucks are showing your age.  It may not be relevant to you, but who gives a shit?  

The Incredibles is an amazing movie and I get liking edits that place you as Mr. Incredible. But that being said, we're all confused by how well they're received considering they're not as clean as the official Texas edits.

6 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

2020 will be the best cycle ever thanks to these cringetastic superhero edits. I would like to commission one of EJ. Maybe as Dr strange or Wolverine or something.

His edit would be Meryl Streep from Devil Wears Prada. 

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6 hours ago, satyanash said:

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Wonder what the changes are for 2020 Recruiting...... DFW struggles have to be addressed......

What is Herman doing this year to improve recruiting...... 9.95ers have to work back channels and find out.  Hoping more details in March when a lot of contracts are redone.

44 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

His edit would be Meryl Streep from Devil Wears Prada. 

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3 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

In reference to the guy above but we want him in our corner. Garcia is going to be one of the top '21 QBs and this dude is really pushing him to Texas. 

 

Basically Premium sports is like Fast 7 on 7 or such and I believe the Matt V guy is the founder so he’s essentially the Ro Simon or FWK of California. Good thing for us this guy seems to be in our corner. 

5 hours ago, Txsbigeasy1 said:

I only do what the players ask for! They let me know who their favorite superheros are.

In that case, I like Parr even more. The Incredibles is a lot more fun than the Marvel/DC stuff.

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

His edit would be Meryl Streep from Devil Wears Prada. 

She's waaaaay tougher and more intimidating in that movie than EJ could ever hope to be.

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

In that case, I like Parr even more. The Incredibles is a lot more fun than the Marvel/DC stuff.

To be fair, too, the family in the Incredibles is the Parr family, which probably plays a part in it. 

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Wonder what the changes are for 2020 Recruiting...... DFW struggles have to be addressed......

What is Herman doing this year to improve recruiting...... 9.95ers have to work back channels and find out.  Hoping more details in March when a lot of contracts are redone. 

I think he's hinting that Giles will get more help from the start this year, at least for Broughton 

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She's waaaaay tougher and more intimidating in that movie than EJ could ever hope to be.

Shes also competent. But shes hos hero for a reason, right?

Ya it seems like Giles will get the recruiting help he desperately needs this year.

 

I don’t think Tom wants to lose him from the staff as he is a great developer of talent. Just needs help with 40% of his job.

2 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Ya it seems like Giles will get the recruiting help he desperately needs this year.

 

I don’t think Tom wants to lose him from the staff as he is a great developer of talent. Just needs help with 40% of his job.

We all know at least one Oscar Giles in our professional lives. 

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5 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

We all know at least one Oscar Giles in our professional lives. 

Given the amount of time we all spend on here, I think we all might be an Oscar Giles in our professional lives.

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