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6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I bet all the people upset about the hand talk have small hands

and smell like cabbage. 

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In actual recruiting news, the brainiacs are saying we've offered Temple WR Quintin Johnston.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

In actual recruiting news, the brainiacs are saying we've offered Temple WR Quintin Johnston.

Temple kid? Lock if we push.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Temple kid? Lock if we push.

like lache seastrunk?

8 hours ago, JBJ said:

The "sweet spot" for hand size is 9.25" to 10".

That being said there are many caveats:

1) A higher percentage of QBs get drafted both below and above that number than from within that range.

2) Probowlers tend to be on the higher end, but that might just be a factor of them being bigger guys in general (Cam Newton, Andrew Luck).

3) Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes both measure ~9.25" - although a combine measurement on Brady doesn't seem to exist and there's a lot of numbers out there for him.

4) Regular hand massages leading up to the combine can increase the measurement by about 0.5", and -yes- it happens.

Also, John David Booty seems to be the smallest hands on record that were drafted at 8.5"

I've tried regular hand massages for years. Hasn't really helped. but it is fun trying.

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

like lache seastrunk?

Ancient history.

6 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I just measured in at 9.5" wide (9.75" if I press in to the ruler a bit) and I'm 6' 2". I volunteer to be our QB2 take. I put up Calzada-like numbers in IM and sling it like Colt at tailgates. 

If we're doing dick sizes too I'll have to go find a tape measure.  

Did you mean to type "yardstick?"

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

In actual recruiting news, the brainiacs are saying we've offered Temple WR Quintin Johnston.

I think his highlights look great, although I've heard in games he disappears at times and takes plays off, and I remember reading that he had trouble getting separation at a camp or 7on7 or something against top corners 

Anyway, he's talented, and i could see him being in the class. OU offered early 

10 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

If Dave Krieg could be a great QB with freakishly tiny hands than so can Card.

NFL career fumbles leader.

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Watch this one (sound on) until the end...

 

I was expecting something more exciting than that with that lead in, gotta say.

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Watch this one (sound on) until the end...

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1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

I old and have shitty hearing. What did he say at the end?

Just mentioned he only blocks for QBs who have above-average hand size.

I old and have shitty hearing. What did he say at the end?

There will be a great debate today as to whether he said “lookin” or “Hook ‘em”.
7 hours ago, Machinator said:

Watch this one (sound on) until the end...

 

tomlemming;didntwatch 

19 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Good to know, because Boyd's eval takes are generally retarded.

I like Boyd's takes and writings on scheme but I do not at all go to him for recruiting wisdom. 

on another note, Wells at IT said that Beatty is 

 

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Nah. He’s still slated to join the Texas staff. In what role is TBD.

from TFB (SuperK)

Spoiler

via IT poster:

Couple notes from Super K:

-OU has backed off Brennon Scott
-Texas is out front for Prince Dorbah right now
-Quentin Johnston is visiting this weekend and holds a Texas offer.

 

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

on another note, Wells at IT said that Beatty is 

 

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Nah. He’s still slated to join the Texas staff. In what role is TBD.

from TFB (SuperK)

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via IT poster:

Couple notes from Super K:

-OU has backed off Brennon Scott
-Texas is out front for Prince Dorbah right now
-Quentin Johnston is visiting this weekend and holds a Texas offer.

 

Well now that Grinch has backed off of half the bluechip defensive players in Texas, who does he want?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Well now that Grinch has backed off of half the bluechip defensive players in Texas, who does he want?

I am really curious to see how he does at OU with the guys they have on campus next year and what changes they make with recruiting priorities on defense

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well now that Grinch has backed off of half the bluechip defensive players in Texas, who does he want?

Looking at the offer list I'm not sure who they lead for.  Alec Bryant maybe?  I know they really want Umanmielen, but that's a recruitment we shouldn't lose, even if he's pals with Bryant.

15 minutes ago, Babytime said:

I am letting myself believe he said hook em.

I’m shocked that people think he said hookem.  is that why Mach posted it?  it’s pretty clear to anyone who isn’t handicapped that he said “looking”

1 hour ago, NoName said:

on another note, Wells at IT said that Beatty is 

 

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Nah. He’s still slated to join the Texas staff. In what role is TBD.

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via IT poster:

Couple notes from Super K:

-OU has backed off Brennon Scott
-Texas is out front for Prince Dorbah right now
-Quentin Johnston is visiting this weekend and holds a Texas offer.

 

Do we know if Scott or Dorbah will Be back in town this weekend? Would be nice to close 1 or both of those soon. 

Just now, bEastTexas said:

Do we know if Scott or Dorbah will Be back in town this weekend? Would be nice to close 1 or both of those soon. 

A&M and OU both backing off of Scott, and us offering due to his mother saying he wasn't visiting without an offer makes me wonder how much we'll push 

11 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

Do we know if Scott or Dorbah will Be back in town this weekend? Would be nice to close 1 or both of those soon. 

Scott was coming initially but dropped out a day or so ago.

11 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Whenever I was watching HUDL video of Jared Wiley as a QB, I was always wondering who this kid was that seemed to be catching most of his passes.  This young man is a freakin' gazelle out there. Very impressive.

Track results for him:

High Jump- 6-8

Long Jump- 22-6.75

Triple Jump- 42-5.75

High Jump
2017 Outdoor   6' 4
2018 Outdoor   6' 8 PR *
Long Jump
2017 Outdoor   22' 1.25
2018 Outdoor   22' 6.75 PR *
Triple Jump
2017 Outdoor   42' 5.75 PR
2018 Outdoor   40' 10.25

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Last spring Quinten Johnston high jumped 6'8 to finish 3rd in state in 5A, long jumped 22'6.75" at his district meet, and ran the anchor leg of Temple's 4x400 relay team that ran a top time of 3:20.87. 

1 minute ago, SLChorn said:

Track results for him:

High Jump- 6-8

Long Jump- 22-6.75

Triple Jump- 42-5.75

Beat me to it. Welp. Do you have his receiving stats for this year? I know he had a bunch of TDs. 

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Last spring Quinten Johnston high jumped 6'8 to finish 3rd in state in 5A, long jumped 22'6.75" at his district meet, and ran the anchor leg of Temple's 4x400 relay team that ran a top time of 3:20.87. 

So you're saying he's fast and he jumps real good?

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

So you're saying he's fast and he jumps real good?

He's also good at the touchdown play 

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

Beat me to it. Welp. Do you have his receiving stats for this year? I know he had a bunch of TDs. 

I don't have easy access to them but will see if I can have it by tonight.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We just got a crystal ball pick for Xavion Alford.

lolol It's from that Baylor troll JKB.

The only other CB entered for Xavion Alford is for aggy, put in by E.J.

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2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We just got a crystal ball pick for Xavion Alford.

Looks like it's from the Jkjpt whatever his handle is street agent clown who's now a Baylor mod 

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We just got a crystal ball pick for Xavion Alford.

well that is...unexpected. I'd basically written him off as an aTm kid at this point.

Oh shit, it's from that street agent fucking cunt JKB. The baylor honk who's brother hits women. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say his Crystal ball is worthless. 

Clearly he was referring to LookemHorns, which was Romeo Rose’s handle on the old site.  He’s a big fan.

I may have have finished 3rd on this thread with the JKB news, but I know I'm still #1 in everyone's hearts.

Edited by SydneyCarton

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

lolol It's from that Baylor troll JKB.

The only other CB entered for Xavion Alford is for aggy, put in by E.J.

WhatIsHappening.JoshGad.Gif

 

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Looks like it's from the Jkjpt whatever his handle is street agent clown who's now a Baylor mod 

 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

well that is...unexpected. I'd basically written him off as an aTm kid at this point.

Oh shit, it's from that street agent fucking cunt JKB. The baylor honk who's brother hits women. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say his Crystal ball is worthless. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I may have have finished 3rd on this thread with the JKB news, but I know I'm still #1 in everyone's hearts.

More like number one in everyone's FARTS amirite?

Maybe it's my hearing that's fucked. I thought he said, "not committed, but hook'em".

7 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

lolol It's from that Baylor troll JKB.

The only other CB entered for Xavion Alford is for aggy, put in by E.J.

WhatIsHappening.JoshGad.Gif 

Even EJ knows he's a Ro Simon kid and what that usually entails. If we pull him, it'll be interesting.

Edited by texifornia

Per Joe Cook who's visiting Manor today, Princely Unamananaman is currently 6-4.5, 260

11 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Blacklab should start licking this thread for a few days when you imbeciles go off for pages about stupid ass shit.

Thanks for your positive contribution to 2020 recruiting talk. 1k On The Way

Just now, Machinator said:

Per Joe Cook, Princely Umanmielen is currently 6-4.5, 260.

Boom

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