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He’ll be at least 400 pounds by this time next year.

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12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

that can't be all good weight...

The only bad weight I see is your incessant pessimism.

if that pic alone doesn't assuage your fucking weight bullshit -- here he is in a recent video. (TIL Tom Lemming still exists). 

Do you honestly think this is "bad weight"? 

 

 

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I saw the same picture. I suspect (hope) that his playing weight come fall will be lower.

Regardless, McKnight should cut it down / build him back up in the off-season. I just don't see what there is to be excited about him having already shot up to 260 in mid-February, from a playing weight of 240 lbs as a junior last December.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Just now, Fud said:

What the fuck are you talking about?

He has got to be trolling. There's just no way...

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

wow man is that even a good 248?

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m not on-board with going after Preston Stone unless he somehow changes his name. Preston is too boarding school. Stone doesn’t have any pizazzz. Preston Stone is too repetitive. No Heisman in his future. Fix it. Fix it now.

 

No clue who this silent could be. Garth maybe? Lotushorn is already probably on 247 posting about how it’s Evans...until it’s not

satyanash prefers physically sculpted 17-year-olds who have refined their diets and weight-lifting techniques to reach their maximum physical peak before their senior year of high school starts.

You know, because that would be fantastic for the college that signs them. Really good from a prospect perspective.

Who is on campus right now? I know the JUCO tackle has an OV this weekend, and I presume the Proctor visit is an OV as well. I know Mookie and Jason Harris are getting here today...

Would be cool with me if the silent is mookie. 

Whoever it is, is lease get your video done and public in a timely fashion. 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m not on-board with going after Preston Stone unless he somehow changes his name. Preston is too boarding school. Stone doesn’t have any pizazzz. Preston Stone is too repetitive. No Heisman in his future. Fix it. Fix it now.

Change it to Stone Preston and it's a whole different ball game.

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Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

This is the Texas legacy correct? 

Yes

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Please be Evans, please be Evans, please be Evans.

There is a 98% chance Evans take this all the way to NSD2.

Be smarter than this.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Please be Evans, please be Evans, please be Evans.

Everyone at every site has literally said his is a commitment that will be a NSD type of affair. Why are you even doing this to yourself...and us?

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3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

There is a 98% chance Evans take this all the way to NSD2.

Be smarter than this.

I was kidding, man. I don't expect Evans to announce until NSD1 at the very least, and probably like you said NSD2.

 

I only said it because of the LotusHorn bs. 

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6 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

This is the Texas legacy correct? 

There's a few in this class - Ransom and Baker from Arizona are as well.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Everyone at every site has literally said his is a commitment will be a NSD type of affair. Why are you even doing this to yourself?

Maybe he's a huge Captain America fan and is referring to Chris Evans.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Everyone at every site has literally said his is a commitment that will be a NSD type of affair. Why are you even doing this to yourself...and us?

Because I was kidding. No fucking way it would be Evans. I'd lean more towards Cooper or a lineman.

Just now, South Austin said:

Maybe he's a huge Captain America fan and is referring to Chris Evans.

More Snowpiercer fan, but yes to the Chris Evans.

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

that can't be all good weight...

Jesus Christ. Even for you. 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Maybe he's a huge Captain America fan and is referring to Chris Evans.

Or J.J. Evans

3 hours ago, futureman said:

lulz.  I played at highland park and I love the team but finn corwin is just another overachiever who is white as a sheet and runs a 4.7 forty at 160 lbs.  carbon copy of what HP has had for decades.  he could probably play in the ivy league.  writing about him on a recruiting website is fucking comical.  

At least he’ll need no adjustment to practicing in a bubble. 

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There's a few in this class - Ransom and Baker from Arizona are as well.

I didn't realize Ransom was a legacy. I like that. 

Just now, Bodacious Bevo said:

I didn't realize Ransom was a legacy. I like that. 

I thought he just had family friends in Austin they visited?

Super K:

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Still checking on who [the shh] is.

I know Mookie Cooper is on campus. Checked with people close to him and they say it is not him. But they are not currently with him.

Going into it though I was told Mookie still wanted to take visits.

Also, Willie Tyler has not made it to campus just yet. He’s expected to fly in around 3:00 PM.

I’ll update if/when I found out more.

 

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ransom [is a legacy]

Incorrect

 

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I thought he just had family friends in Austin they visited?

Correct

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

He’ll be at least 400 pounds by this time next year.

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Maybe Lindberg pulled a Tyler Johnson and shut it down early.

17 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Please be Evans, please be Evans, please be Evans.

holy shit it’s evans!?!?  fuck yeah!

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Super K:

 

I’m going to keep asking and I might tell you who it isn’t, but I won’t be able to tell you who it is so I don’t ruin it. 9.95 please. 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Incorrect

 

Correct

Doi. Thanks.

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

Based on the Majors and Parr tweets I'm guessing it's an offensive lineman. 

I doubt it’s lindberg before his Stanford trip. 

I’d guess Garth if it’s an OL. 

2 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Based on the Majors and Parr tweets I'm guessing it's an offensive lineman. 

Garth with a surprise visit would be nice.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Could be Dorbah or Umanmielen.

He would be my guess at this point. Lots of impromptu trips to campus lately. 

3 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Based on the Majors and Parr tweets I'm guessing it's an offensive lineman. 

Considering they are literally 2/3 of our commits I don't think their tweets have bearing on the position. 

21 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was kidding, man. I don't expect Evans to announce until NSD1 at the very least, and probably like you said NSD2.

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2.)  You do realize that you've now given the board the choice of two options; You're not very smart, OR you're not very funny. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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2.)  You do realize that you've now given the board the choice of two options; You're not very smart, OR you're not very funny. 

This board has known its both for at least a year

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