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50 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Wait Milton's trip is an OV? 

No way. 

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1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Im beginning to think we might get Waddle 

really?  what have you heard?

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:


So fucking tired and not funny. Get a new schtick for fuck’s sake.

do you know something about waddle?  don’t hold out on me. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Olds need a translation. Please. We can offer butter scotch candy and JC Penny sweaters. 

Drake lyrics

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

Sign me up for another shifty tailback wearing #2....and I mean Eric Metcalf not Vondrell McGee, futureman.

8 minutes ago, Nope said:

Drake lyrics

That tells me nothing, but you still get a butterscotch candy young man. 

By the man, get off my lawn. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

That tells me nothing, but you still get a butterscotch candy young man. 

By the man, get off my lawn. 

Well the original meaning is this: https://genius.com/Drake-gyalchester-lyrics

But really he just picked a recent popular song with lyrics talking about wearing white. You've put more thought into it than he did.

3 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
11 minutes ago, Nope said:
Drake lyrics

One of two good things to come out of Canada, the other crown royal.

You need a good Canadian Club Manhattan on the rocks.

4 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
12 minutes ago, Nope said:
Drake lyrics

One of two good things to come out of Canada, the other crown royal.

Ryan Reynolds is going to be so disappointed in himself. 

6 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
14 minutes ago, Nope said:
Drake lyrics

One of two good things to come out of Canada, the other crown royal.

you have awful taste. 

4 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
12 minutes ago, Nope said:
Drake lyrics

One of two good things to come out of Canada, the other crown royal.

Understand the CR but legal weed >>> Drake 

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Ryan Reynolds is going to be so disappointed in himself. 

Alanis will find that ironic. 

4 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Alanis will find that ironic. 

Yeah, I really do think. 

13 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
21 minutes ago, Nope said:
Drake lyrics

One of two good things to come out of Canada, the other crown royal.

They will NEVER make up for Celine Dion.

17 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
25 minutes ago, Nope said:
Drake lyrics

One of two good things to come out of Canada, the other crown royal.

Young Pam Anderson. America ruined her

35 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Sign me up for another shifty tailback wearing #2....and I mean Eric Metcalf not Vondrell McGee, futureman.

Several of his Texas highlights videos were too cheezy.... So here's a great NFL clip.....

Eric Metcalf, Mr. All-Purpose

(Click arrow, then select "Watch on YouTube")

Edited by LTtxfan

34 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
42 minutes ago, Nope said:
Drake lyrics

One of two good things to come out of Canada, the other crown royal.

Debatable. I might put poutine over Drake.

A backfield with Evans and Milton would almost be SEC good.

6 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

A backfield with Evans and Milton would almost be SEC good.

add ingram and we’re probably on par with vandy.  #progress

One of two good things to come out of Canada, the other crown royal.
Let's not RUSH to conclusions eh?
5 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Good but looks like a mild case of microcephaly.

Anatomicaly, same size head as Kratos. Maybe I should have made it a little larger?

 

fixed

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45 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Debatable. I might put poutine over Drake.

I absolutely put poutine over Drake. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Several of his Texas highlights videos were too cheezy.... So here's a great NFL clip.....

Eric Metcalf, Mr. All-Purpose

(Click arrow, then select "Watch on YouTube")

I actually remember being a kid and watching that steeler game.  

He had the prettiest stride I think I've ever seen.

6 hours ago, EZ$ said:

If you can pick between Milton committing tomorrow...and sticking (but lose Evans) or ride it out until signing day with Evans....which do you take?

I’d take the guarantee in Milton especially with Bama being in the Evans mix.

 

I'm admittedly an idiot, but I like Milton's film better than Evans's.  He's just so fucking fast.

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

I'm admittedly an idiot, but I like Milton's film better than Evans's.

You're not alone. My 1st impression was that Milton has a little more shake 'n bake. But you gotta remember, my opinion is worth what you paid for it.

1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:
2 hours ago, Nope said:
Drake lyrics

One of two good things to come out of Canada, the other crown royal.

We're also good with Elisha Cuthbert, hockey, Pamela Anderson, poutine, and Rachel McAdams.

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6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You're not alone. My 1st impression was that Milton has a little more shake 'n bake. But you gotta remember, my opinion is worth what you paid for it.

About tree fiddy.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

We're also good with Elisha Cuthbert, hockey, Pamela Anderson, poutine, and Rachel McAdams.

Can I add Sarah Chalke to the list? Also, lacrosse is the national sport of Canada and was invented by its indigenous peoples.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys realize that drake is an anagram of derka. 

PM drake....and derka for good measure.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Can I add Sarah Chalke to the list? Also, lacrosse is the national sport of Canada and was invented by its indigenous peoples.

Shania Twain ok?

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6 hours ago, maninblack said:

We're going to need a TXbigeasy "Shake and Bake" edit for Milton/Evans

 

 
 

Just for you guys!

6 hours ago, maninblack said:

 

 

Edited by Txsbigeasy1

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shania Twain ok?

I see your Shania Twain and raise you a Cobie Smulders.

Milton:

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The biggest thing I’ll be looking at is the roster because I want to be one of the guys that gets in there and plays right away and after three years goes off to the NFL. The other thing is I want to go to a college with a really strong business school because I’m majoring in Business and Finance. Also, the school’s resources and its alumni base is important to me because I want the school to be able to set me up for after football. Those would be the three biggest things for me.

Can we get Sheridan Titman recruiting him?

Just now, futureman said:

just kidding.  good job, man. 

just for fun, thanks! 

Hate the drake

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