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2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Alford, Washington, Jackson (2021 WR), Eaton

Did Adidas give them a van? Chrysler Pacifica is bout that Three Stripe Life. 

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4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Per Super K, Milton is staying another night in Austin.

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37 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeesh. That’s an impressively terrible comp if that’s what they actually said. Those two are not much alike at all. Milton has way better agility. Like, it’s not even close.

Pos rep. I like the cut of your jib on this one. Sassy Tex should make an appearance on here more often. 

I'm in Atlanta this weekend. Trying to develop some of that Southern passive-aggression.

Going through Eaton's Twitter is interesting.

Retweeted this:

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4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Per Super K, Milton is staying another night in Austin.

Mustn't have had the f250 trim options he wanted in stock locally. Putting in a call to the San Antonio location.

I know we've offered - are we on Darnell Washington's radar at all? EJ was drooling all over him today (seemingly for good reason; he appears to be a total freak). 247 page not particularly helpful for indicating which way he may be leaning

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Damn. I actually feel kind of bad for the kid he's rag dolling out there. That's gotta be demoralizing.

On 2/21/2019 at 2:22 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Rivals top 70 for Texas released.  Garth is a 4* at #35 in-state ( previously 3* I think ).

Other notes is Collins is #65, Ryan Watts moves in at #51, Dorbah dropped to a 3* ( #50 ), George dropped big time and Eaton is in the top 70.

https://n.rivals.com/state_rankings/2020/texas

Dorbah has been dropping everywhere the past 10 days.  I'm obviously a couple days behind sorry if this has been covered already.

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I know we've offered - are we on Darnell Washington's radar at all? EJ was drooling all over him today (seemingly for good reason; he appears to be a total freak). 247 page not particularly helpful for indicating which way he may be leaning

There's recently been chatter he's looking at visiting. 

For those who pay more attention, he's an athlete without a really set position now, right?

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9 minutes ago, maninblack said:

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Hopefully. He and Washington wouldn't be a bad way to finish the weekend.

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Just now, SLChorn said:

Hopefully. He and Washington wouldn't be a bad way to finish the weekend.

That's a pretty generous understatement. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

There's recently been chatter he's looking at visiting. 

For those who pay more attention, he's an athlete without a really set position now, right?

Fud or Mach would know best.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Being like Hitler isn't a bad thing if you're willing to be nice to Poland and the Jews.

What ya got against the gays, gypsies and jahovas witnesses?

4 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

What ya got against the gays, gypsies and jahovas witnesses?

Jehovah's Witnesses are a horrifying cult that destroys families and shelters pedophiles but besides that...

31 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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Sommer gonna give Kate a run for her money.

28 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I know we've offered - are we on Darnell Washington's radar at all? EJ was drooling all over him today (seemingly for good reason; he appears to be a total freak). 247 page not particularly helpful for indicating which way he may be leaning

Suchomel from this past week

3. Add five-star TE Darnell Washington to the list of players wanting to visit UT soon

Las Vegas Desert Pines tight end Darnell Washington is the nation’s top-ranked prospect at his position. Texas has offered and while Washington doesn’t know a ton about UT just yet, he did say he’s hoping to get to Austin soon.

“I haven’t been there yet. I plan on coming out sometime soon. I’m not sure when or what day, but I know for sure I’m going to go visit them,” Washington said. “I just want to communicate with the coaches more.

“My thoughts about Texas, when they come into the picture, I don’t know how to describe it but they have tons of history and everybody knows what Texas is and who they are. I know they play hard, fast, physical, smart.”

Texas has stressed to Washington how instrumental the tight end position is to UT’s offense. That’s one area that Washington said will weigh heavily into his eventual decision, as will education and how he meshes with the team. As for a timeline, Washington said he’s simply trying to work through the process right now before deciding on some official visits.

“First, I’m going to continue taking unofficials. I want to take unofficials multiple times, make sure that’s a school I want to take an official visit to since you only get five,” Washington said. “I want to just explore, make sure that’s a school I want to take it to.”

Nahlin when asked about him- 

He told me a while back he hadn't been hearing much. Kind of an odd offer given how fast they backed off. Kind of like Ugwoegbu.

EJ sucks at using adjectives. Ringo is great though. 

 

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

For those who pay more attention, he's an athlete without a really set position now, right?

He's already in his mid 250s, so I could see him growing into an offensive tackle or defensive lineman, but he's currently a massive TE with good athleticism 

20 minutes ago, Fud said:

He's already in his mid 250s, so I could see him growing into an offensive tackle or defensive lineman, but he's currently a massive TE with good athleticism 

So, basically Austin Seferian-Jenkins 2.0. 

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It is only after comments about athletic Tight Ends that we're supposed to use a Sommer gif, because we are faithful to Kate.

39 minutes ago, Fud said:

Suchomel from this past week

3. Add five-star TE Darnell Washington to the list of players wanting to visit UT soon

Las Vegas Desert Pines tight end Darnell Washington is the nation’s top-ranked prospect at his position. Texas has offered and while Washington doesn’t know a ton about UT just yet, he did say he’s hoping to get to Austin soon.

“I haven’t been there yet. I plan on coming out sometime soon. I’m not sure when or what day, but I know for sure I’m going to go visit them,” Washington said. “I just want to communicate with the coaches more.

“My thoughts about Texas, when they come into the picture, I don’t know how to describe it but they have tons of history and everybody knows what Texas is and who they are. I know they play hard, fast, physical, smart.”

Texas has stressed to Washington how instrumental the tight end position is to UT’s offense. That’s one area that Washington said will weigh heavily into his eventual decision, as will education and how he meshes with the team. As for a timeline, Washington said he’s simply trying to work through the process right now before deciding on some official visits.

“First, I’m going to continue taking unofficials. I want to take unofficials multiple times, make sure that’s a school I want to take an official visit to since you only get five,” Washington said. “I want to just explore, make sure that’s a school I want to take it to.”

Nahlin when asked about him- 

He told me a while back he hadn't been hearing much. Kind of an odd offer given how fast they backed off. Kind of like Ugwoegbu.

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This is how we do it.

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

It is only after comments about athletic Tight Ends that we're supposed to use a Sommer gif, because we are faithful to Kate.

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This is how we do it.

Kate can be replaced. She's getting old.

 

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25 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So, basically Austin Seferian-Jenkins 2.0. 

Let’s say tony hills

4 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Kate can be replaced.

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4 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Kate can be replaced. She's getting old.

 

They're going to replace her with some chonky girl with a pre-cottage cheese butt. The alternative is worse.

2 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Who does she think she’s fooling? She doesn’t cook or eat.

Dat ass eats.

 

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They're going to replace her with some chonky girl with a pre-cottage cheese butt. The alternative is worse.

i like this chick. she actually does squats. she serious about that ass. you can tell she does by her quad development. this aint no jello ass. this shit pops!

31 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Kate can be replaced. She's getting old.

 

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15 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

 

Dude. That's somebody's daughter. 

And that asshole is the cause for the daddy issues I'd love to attend to.

5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Baizer and Cook compared Milton to Chris Warren during their podcast. Be better guys. 

I enjoy their podcast, but that is a terrible, lazy comp. 

Guess it's time for the annual shit on Kate fest despite what she's done the last two years. 

Why does Eaton not have a rating on 247? I’m going to assume he’ll be a low 4 star.

This Kate vs. Sommer shit has got to stop. Sommer is hot, yes. Nobody is disagreeing with that. However, speaking as one of the "olds" born in the 70s, girls like that used to be called "strippers." Some of us have fond memories of those types at The Men's Club, Treasures, Colorado Club, The Rose or even Sugars. Now they can make a million a year on social media. That doesn't mean we need to replace the woman who has been a part of back-to-back top 3 recruiting classes because she is over 40. Kate is and will always be the total package. She is a 5-star. Sommer is a rising 3-star with potential (and she is a coach on the field, duh). 

7 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

This Kate vs. Sommer shit has got to stop. Sommer is hot, yes. Nobody is disagreeing with that. However, speaking as one of the "olds" born in the 70s, girls like that used to be called "strippers." Some of us have fond memories of those types at The Men's Club, Treasures, Colorado Club, The Rose or even Sugars. Now they can make a million a year on social media. That doesn't mean we need to replace the woman who has been a part of back-to-back top 3 recruiting classes because she is over 40. Kate is and will always be the total package. She is a 5-star. Sommer is a rising 3-star with potential (and she is a coach on the field, duh). 

70's? negro please

16 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

This Kate vs. Sommer shit has got to stop. Sommer is hot, yes. Nobody is disagreeing with that. However, speaking as one of the "olds" born in the 70s, girls like that used to be called "strippers." Some of us have fond memories of those types at The Men's Club, Treasures, Colorado Club, The Rose or even Sugars. Now they can make a million a year on social media. That doesn't mean we need to replace the woman who has been a part of back-to-back top 3 recruiting classes because she is over 40. Kate is and will always be the total package. She is a 5-star. Sommer is a rising 3-star with potential (and she is a coach on the field, duh). 

3 star????!!! hate old people. Hope I die before I become one.

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13 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

This Kate vs. Sommer shit has got to stop. Sommer is hot, yes. Nobody is disagreeing with that. However, speaking as one of the "olds" born in the 70s, girls like that used to be called "strippers." Some of us have fond memories of those types at The Men's Club, Treasures, Colorado Club, The Rose or even Sugars. Now they can make a million a year on social media. That doesn't mean we need to replace the woman who has been a part of back-to-back top 3 recruiting classes because she is over 40. Kate is and will always be the total package. She is a 5-star. Sommer is a rising 3-star with potential (and she is a coach on the field, duh). 

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