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Haven't seen any mention from the 5* OG from Michigan that visited.  Did notice his main Twitter pic is him in the Longhorn uniform.

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19 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Mcglothern a no show per 247.


Hmmm ... didn't he tweet that he was going to come?

Disappointing. He is a major talent.

32 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
19 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Mcglothern a no show per 247.


Hmmm ... didn't he tweet that he was going to come?

Disappointing. He is a major talent.

Sounds like Dwight really Schruted it.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Hmmm ... didn't he tweet that he was going to come?

Disappointing. He is a major talent.

He is going to Aggy. He was always going to Aggy. 

maybe someone on staff leaked something and he's not happy.  the gigem and no hookem is prob not a good sign.  still a long way to go in his recruitment.  

 

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I think it's "Whatever school I go to, respect that. If you can't, be quiet and keep [your opinions] to yourself."

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Hmmm ... didn't he tweet that he was going to come?

Disappointing. He is a major talent.

Don't be, his uncle is on the adidas 7v7  payroll. This is a done deal, he's going aggie.

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Jaylon Jones just got Fong'd to Texas.

Aggy tears coming.

49 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Jaylon Jones just got Fong'd to Texas.

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1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Thank you. I still haven't figured out how to upload tweets even though someone explained it to me.

On 9/11/2018 at 2:53 PM, golfclap said:

Hamm Lite with Aggy CBs in for Chris Thompson jr, Jaylon Jones, and Jalen Kimber. 

 

 

LONG way off and lots of football to be played before then but Aggy is getting McGlothern and Mickens, so the rest of the 2020 DB class looks like it's going to be a bloodbath between Aggy, OU, LSU, Bama, tOSU, and Texas. And Texas is working from behind the 8-ball. Herman better unfuck his head and take over the playcalling and gameplanning or he'll seal his own fate before he ever gets to a 3rd season.  

 

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Surprised the aggy boards haven't posted about the Fong pick for Jones.

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Considering Fong's close relationship with Elko, this is a huge development.

19 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Threesomes & whisky references , fuck offs to Sooner/Aggy, DGAFedness & overall surly disposition combined with sarcasm and wit.

Well done.

Just doing my duty as a fellow asshole who's better than meth heads and adult men who wear milkman outfits in their daily lives. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Just doing my duty as a fellow asshole who's better than meth heads and adult men who wear milkman outfits in their daily lives. 

My grandfather was a milkman, asshole.

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

My grandfather was a milkman, asshole.

But did he dance because of turdition?

2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Marcus Washington Fong'd to the good guys

Isn't he 2019?

38 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

But did he dance because of turdition?

I’m guessing he danced horizontally while naked because of sexless wives.

Ok, I am ready to say that Hudson Card is going to be a great QB at LT and will be unstoppable in Herman's offense. His arm has gotten a lot stronger, he is accurate with his throws, is making the right reads and is quick and elusive on his runs. He is 6'2+ and growing.

Against Austin Bowie (the second or third best team in LT's district), Hudson Card threw for 350+ yards, 4 TD passes, 65 yards rushing, 1 TD rushing IN THE FIRST HALF.

Here are some highlights:

 

18 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

Ok, I am ready to say that Hudson Card is going to be a great QB at LT and will be unstoppable in Herman's offense.

Really? You? No way!

47 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Really? You? No way!

hey, i waited three games into the season before making my completely unprofessional and biased call! 

 

seriously, kid is a stud. my favorite thing is he is probably the most competitive LT QB since Baker. 

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Mookie just got Fong'd!

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[violins start in... the drummer hits the high-hat several times, and a bass line starts]

[Smoke erupts and Sisqo emerges in an unbutton white blouse]

[He sings] Let me seeee that Fooooooooooong, baby!  That Fong that Fong Fong Fong!

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Since we seem to not be pursuing Sylvester, we need to land this guy and Broughton.

41 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Since we seem to not be pursuing Sylvester, we need to land this guy and Broughton.

I thought you always went after wascally wabbits, not puddy tats.

Roach and EJ put in picks for Broughton and Dorbah to Texas.

6 hours ago, Longhorn94 said:

Ok, I am ready to say that Hudson Card is going to be a great QB at LT and will be unstoppable in Herman's offense. His arm has gotten a lot stronger, he is accurate with his throws, is making the right reads and is quick and elusive on his runs. He is 6'2+ and growing.

Against Austin Bowie (the second or third best team in LT's district), Hudson Card threw for 350+ yards, 4 TD passes, 65 yards rushing, 1 TD rushing IN THE FIRST HALF.

Here are some highlights:

 

Dude can definitely spin it....Herman & Co. Got it right with this one. Was a little bummed we didn't get Young but Card is going to be a bad ass. 

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Roach and EJ put in picks for Broughton and Dorbah to Texas.

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Im no expert - but isn’t that a no-no?

 They think they are slick. 

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