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  • truthbringerlrac
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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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#18655
10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Had to double check that that wasn’t Perroni writing that. Sounds like 50.1 Arky and 49.9 Texas

He won't make a decision until he stands up at the podium to announce.

#18656
1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Catholic angle? Is that how far one has the lean over to kiss young bo... never mind.

Don’t he and Bijan go to a Catholic HS?  You’d be surprised how much weight that can hold sometimes.  Not for me, I went to UT.  Those cafeteria shitbags in South Bend can get fucked.

#18657
17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This was the Arkansas' mod's justification for his crystal ball of Broughton to Arky:

 

So it could happen any minute, and he’s currently Austin? Let me put my pick in for Arkansas?

#18658
1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

Don’t he and Bijan go to a Catholic HS?  You’d be surprised how much weight that can hold sometimes.  Not for me, I went to UT.  Those cafeteria shitbags in South Bend can get fucked.

We all saw the Osafo-Mensahs view Jambalaya as Sinfest 2018 last year.

#18659
12 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

So it could happen any minute, and he’s currently Austin? Let me put my pick in for Arkansas?

This is the equivalent of fan superstition, believing that in some way they have some influence on the outcome. 

#18660
47 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

We want him to commit so he can be our candidate for the "All Name" team.

You just want to get your O.O. face on. 

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Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

#18662
39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We all saw the Osafo-Mensahs view Jambalaya as Sinfest 2018 last year.

The Troy Omeiere of the 2019 cycle.

#18666
4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

With that said, I cannot be destroyed. 

With all due respect, I work in hydraulics. 

I don't care much for you, but okay, cool, Hook'em!

For all intensive purposes, I could care less.

#18667
33 minutes ago, Bevo said:

#5 in the state of Kentucky. Top rated defensive lineman. Guy might be pretty good and not just a Giles special.

Is rankings are all over the place.  Top 250 nationally on Rivals ( #226 overall ), #8 in Kentucky on ESPN, but 247 has him # 948 nationally.

#18668
2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Alford and Eaton will be visiting this weekend.

I thought Eaton was heavily leaning aggy? Someone better watch that fool this weekend. 

#18669
3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Alford and Eaton will be visiting this weekend.

Both will be visitng to see if they'll have a spot in the coming weeks or get left out.

#18670
Just now, Enchubben said:

I thought Eaton was heavily leaning aggy? Someone better watch that fool this weekend. 

Going to see what Rogers and Crawford are thinking.

#18671
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is rankings are all over the place.  Top 250 nationally on Rivals ( #226 overall ), #8 in Kentucky on ESPN, but 247 has him # 948 nationally.

247 shows https://247sports.com/Season/2020-Football/CompositeRecruitRankings/?InstitutionGroup=highschool&State=KY .

1. Michael Mayer Covington Catholic (Alexandria, KY) TE

2. Walker Parks Frederick Douglass (Lexington, KY OT

3. Vito Tisdale Bowling Green (Bowling Green, KY) S

4. John Young Christian Academy Of Louisville (Louisville, KY) OT

5. Octavious Oxendine North Hardin (Radcliff, KY) DT

#18672
1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Don’t he and Bijan go to a Catholic HS?  You’d be surprised how much weight that can hold sometimes.  Not for me, I went to UT.  Those cafeteria shitbags in South Bend can get fucked.

It might hold some weight if you're actually Catholic, but in a lot of big cities outside of Texas, athletic kids go to Catholic high schools because they get scholarships to a place that will provide a much better education than public schools.  

#18673
1 minute ago, Bevo said:

247 shows https://247sports.com/Season/2020-Football/CompositeRecruitRankings/?InstitutionGroup=highschool&State=KY .

1. Michael Mayer Covington Catholic (Alexandria, KY) TE

2. Walker Parks Frederick Douglass (Lexington, KY OT

3. Vito Tisdale Bowling Green (Bowling Green, KY) S

4. John Young Christian Academy Of Louisville (Louisville, KY) OT

5. Octavious Oxendine North Hardin (Radcliff, KY) DT

The #5 is composite.  That #13 below it in a box is his 247 rating.

#18674
3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

247 shows https://247sports.com/Season/2020-Football/CompositeRecruitRankings/?InstitutionGroup=highschool&State=KY .

1. Michael Mayer Covington Catholic (Alexandria, KY) TE

2. Walker Parks Frederick Douglass (Lexington, KY OT

3. Vito Tisdale Bowling Green (Bowling Green, KY) S

4. John Young Christian Academy Of Louisville (Louisville, KY) OT

5. Octavious Oxendine North Hardin (Radcliff, KY) DT

He's also headed to the Rivals finals camp this next week ( 5* challenge?? ).

#18675
15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Alford and Eaton will be visiting this weekend.

Are both of us really #4 on your big board, respectively?

Edited by HtownHorn

#18676
10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The #5 is composite.  That #13 below it in a box is his 247 rating.

Thanks. Obviously, I didn't know how to read that chart. You would think 247 would emphasize their own rankings. 

#18678

 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Had to double check that that wasn’t Perroni writing that. Sounds like 50.1 Arky and 49.9 Texas

At least he just says it's a tossup rather than present a tossup as advantage aggy

#18681
8 hours ago, texifornia said:

Calling a Bosnian a Serb is a fun way to get a black eye

Getting ethnically cleansed repeatedly throughout history by the folks who sold your nation out to the Nazis during WWII and then embraced the commies can give you an attitude.

#18682
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Alford and Eaton will be visiting this weekend.

Xavion Alford is my favorite recruit in this class. That dude is all over the field. Reminds me of Quandre Diggs. Hope we get him.

#18683
8 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Xavion Alford is my favorite recruit in this class. That dude is all over the field. Reminds me of Quandre Diggs. Hope we get him.

You might not end up very gruntled. He seems likely to be the last man out at DB as things stand.

#18684
5 hours ago, Soldierhorn said:

At the end of the day, when all is said and done, I suppose you are right

For all in tents and porpoises,  you are correct

#18685
2 hours ago, cochamps said:

My favorite qualifier:  no offense, but there may be better recruiters than Giles and Drayton.

Yeah but you're using that qualifier correctly. The point of my consternation is that people are using "with that being said" exactly wrong. 

So the relevant example would be: No offense, but I was really impressed with your presentation last week. Great work!

#18686
3 hours ago, texifornia said:

We all saw the Osafo-Mensahs view Jambalaya as Sinfest 2018 last year.

In fairness, judgement was rained down upon it.

#18687
3 hours ago, texifornia said:

We all saw the Osafo-Mensahs view Jambalaya as Sinfest 2018 last year.

Jambalaya fest is what it is, and I would never contradict you, but to tell you the truth EVERYBODY knows the real Sinfest is Eeyore's Birthday Bash. I'm told the Osafo-Mensahs were not pleased when trolling through pictures online.

Edited by Chopper

#18688
34 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Yeah but you're using that qualifier correctly. The point of my consternation is that people are using "with that being said" exactly wrong. 

So the relevant example would be: No offense, but I was really impressed with your presentation last week. Great work!

I'm not gonna lie: I've seen Morgan Fairchild naked.

#18689
6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Jambalaya fest is what it is, and I would never contradict you, but to tell you the truth EVERYBODY knows the real Sinfest is Eeyore's Birthday Bash. I'm told the Osafo-Mensahs were not pleased when trolling through pictures online.

Well I googled that and will be proceeding to my kitchen chemicals cabinet to get much of what I saw out of my eyes.

Edited by texifornia

#18690
6 hours ago, NoName said:

can we all agree that the Brockenmeyer stuff needs to go over here?

 

 

I don’t mean to nitpick but it should be pretty fucking obvious for all intensive purposes that we all can’t agree on literally anything. Irregardless, TB isn’t worth all this fighting. I’m not gonna lie, but to tell you the truth, I don’t even think Tommy Brockenmiher will start a single game at Texas.

With that being said, you should honestly, with all due respect, honestly take your weakass suggestions and go fuck yourself with a flaming hot iron rod, no offense.

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Who here doesn't love their couch? If not, you people need to get new couches. 

I love my couch.

 

 

 

Almost as much as your mom loves my couch.

Edited by Burt Macklin

#18694
7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Roach added an update on Broughton's visit if it's anything worth mentioning.

"Broughton and his family are still on campus. I'm trying to gather some info after they leave, so Mike at Night might be late."

#18697
I love my couch.
 
 
 
Almost as much as your mom loves my couch.

This, folks, is a quality off-season shitpost. I hope y'all were taking notes.

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

#18698
45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well I googled that and will be proceeding to my kitchen chemicals cabinet to get much of what I saw out of my eyes.

eeyore’s is too good for you. 

#18700
1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm not gonna lie: I've seen Morgan Fairchild naked.

I have too.  Because she's my wife!

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